#and US customs tore open my package. unwrapped it. crushed it. and left the chocolate chunks and shredded wrapper in my retaped mangled pac

[hamburgerhowdy]

Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or novelty eraser?

Wait, it's a TOY?! Bro, we gotta ban avocadoes. It's the fuckin' Kinder Surprises all over again!