#and also addendum i want her to have fun with it i dont want anything sad or being really deep and tragic about it

[they-thespian666]

I WANT MORE MOVIES WHERE WOMEN WANT TO VIOLENTLY KILL PEOPLE ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[livelivefastfree]

straight people are on an absolute other level imagine seeing a girl admit on screen that marrying another character is her actual, literal worst nightmare and thinking "yes. this is the romantic relationship with which i choose to cast my lot" its bizarre to me!! sorry its 5am and i have feelings about chuck/claire and all of them are not good

There are ways they COULD have made chuck/claire interesting, or even appealing, but personally-speaking....yeah, they bombed every opportunity. @_@ Give them "Chuck ALSO thinks its dirty and dangerous down here and they've both got complicated feelings about Deluxe", give them "Chuck realizes he's being a creep and apologizes and tries to treat her like a decent human being", give them literally ANYTHING apart from "he thinks she's hot and she thinks he's gross and he wont stop harassing her and creeping on her anyway" because lord knows we've seen enough of that trope.

No shade if someone is like "I want to see what it takes to rehab the mess we got in canon", because lord knows I've been there, sometimes the challenge is fun. But tbh when they give Julie and Claire such good chemistry and Mike and Chuck such good development my gay ass just doesnt have the patience to try to rehab the mess claire and chuck got. @_@

Addendum: It does occur to me that I dont know for sure the showrunners INTENDED us to ship Chuck and Claire, but the trope of "this dopey dude just wont quit till he gets her!!!!" Has been in enough (equally irritating) movies played straight, I dont have a lot of faith in that unfortunately

[sannoji]

another scp

SCP-7896 Crash Dummies

Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-7896 instances should be placed in separate standard humanoid containment cells with no interactions between the instances. 2 guards should be placed to protect the SCP-7896 instances from escaping, one guard outside the door leading to the cell and one outside in the hallway of the containment cells. If a SCP-7896 instance teleports out of its containment, MTF team Mu-13 (Ghostbusters) should be dispatched to find the SCP-7896 instances in the area.

Description: SCP-7896 instances are pack-based predators resembling crash test dummies, humanoid figures used in vehicular testing to determine the safety of the vehicle, designated SCP-7896-1 and SCP-7896-2. SCP-7896-1 instances are reddish-orange, with simple facial features.

SCP-7896-1 instances prey on any kind of animals, often humans. The hunting tactics SCP-7896-1 instances seem to use fear as a hunting tactic, purposefully scaring its prey by knocking things over when the prey is not looking, changing positions when the prey is not looking at the SCP-7896-1 instance, among other things. SCP-7896-1 instances will stalk its prey, making the prey more and more fearful of their surroundings, and this effect is particularly worse in humans, especially those with a high IQ, or Intelligence Quotient. Once the prey has become extremely afraid, a SCP-7896-1 instance will then manifest in front of their prey, quickly approaching them, emitting a high pitched noise while flailing their limbs, killing them through unknown means. The instance that completes this task is not always the instance that was hunting the prey leading up to the prey’s death, and the prey seems to be shared among the other instances.

However, SCP-7896-2 instances do not show the same tactic. SCP-7896-2 instances are completely black, with only 2 shining white dots for eyes. SCP-7896-2 instances do not seem to use stalking as its method of hunting, rather becoming dormant in specific areas, waiting for prey. Whenever prey comes close, the SCP-7896-2 will teleport in front of the prey and duplicate themselves. In 90% of these cases, the prey will suffer from cardiac arrest and die. SCP-7896-2 instances show a much higher IQ than SCP-7896-1 instances, and SCP-7896-2 instances seem to be able to control SCP-7896-1 instances.

SCP-7896 instances show high amounts of strength, able to break body parts, such as bones. SCP-7896 instances also share an ability to change their appearances, to blend into their surroundings. Currently, it is unknown how SCP-7896 instances are able to do this.

ADDENDUM

On 7/12/████, 3 bodies were found in an automobile company named [DATA EXPUNGED]. The first victim discovered, Julia Arkams, was found outside the company’s main building, her body was dumped by the front door to the building, and a crash test dummy was discovered beside her, in the same position of Julia Arkams. Julia Arkams had died around approximately 1:20 P.M., and her cause of death is strangulation. The second victim, Tim Bonnet, was found inside a testing vehicle in the passenger’s side, with a crash test dummy placed in a comedic position with its right arm on the horn and the left arm on the steering wheel. The cause of death is unknown. The final victim, Samantha Wilkkes, was found huddled in her office, and 3 crash dummies surrounded her. Her cause of death is also unknown.

The crash dummies found are thought to be instances of SCP-7896, and a cover up story was initiated about a murder-suicide involving the three victims, that Tim Bonnet, one of the victims, killed both Julia Arkams and Samantha Wilkkes. After the discovery of the bodies, a computer was found describing the events that unfolded before the deaths of the three. A chat log was found, seemingly used by the company. An additional person was found in the chat log, however the identity is unknown. It is believed Samantha Wilkkes did not join the chat, as the chat logs state of Samantha being new to the company, though a person named “Sam” joined chat. (See CHAT LOG 2) In the cover up story, this info is to be let out.

Note: Things in brackets are what is said in the chat log, while things in parentheses are from the documentation for this SCP file.

CHAT LOG 1

(2:35 P.M., 7/10/████)

Julia123: Hey guys, how ya doing?

SlimJimTim: Pretty great. Say, how about we prank the new person? Samantha Wilkkes or whatever her name is?

Angen: Lol, we should

Julia123: Are you sure? What if she finds out?

Angen: Julia, stop overthinking this you’re ruining the fun! LMAO

SlimJimTim: Alright! Here’s my plan: you guys know those crash test dummies we use? I think we should place them all over the building to scare her.

Angen: LMFAO THAT’S PERFECT

Julia123: Fine. But count me out of helping.

Angen: You just don’t get fun Julia.

[Julia123 has disconnected from the chat]

Angen: bitch

SlimJimTim: Anyway, I’ll go set up the crash test dummies. Let’s hope Julia doesn’t tell, lmao

Angen: cya

[SlimJimTim has disconnected from the chat]

CHAT LOG 2

(12:41 P.M., 7/11/████)

SlimJimTim: Have you guys seen Julia lately? She didn’t come to work.

Angen: no why

SlimJimTim: I think she’s trying to mess up our plan to prank Samantha.

Angen: wow

SlimJimTim: Yeah, the crash test dummies I set up have been moved. I even found one in my office. Something about their positions seem weird tbh

Angen: eh you’re being paranoid

SlimJimTim: Maybe.

(Chat stops for approximately 10 hours before someone enters the chat not seen in the previous chat log)

[Sam has joined the chat]

Sam: PLEASE HELP

Angen: what u want

Sam: SOMETHING IS CHASING ME IM HIDING IN MY OFFICE PLEASE SEND HELP OR CALL 911 PLEASE

Angen: lmao

Sam: I AM SERIOUS. PLEASE CALL 911 THEYRE GETTING CLOSER AND MORE AND MORE ARE COMING

SlimJimTim: Fine, I’ll bite. Get to my office, second floor go left after getting off the elevator, third office

Sam: I’LL TRY BUT THEYRE STILL COMING THERES MORE

(6 minutes pass with no new chat messages)

SlimJimTim: U okay Sam?

Angen: eh I bet she’s pranking us lmao

SlimJimTim: I hope so, she sounded convincing, I’ll go check for her. Do you know where her office is?

Angen: I think first floor dont know which office tho

SlimJimTim: k i’ll go check

Angen: cya

[SlimJimTim has disconnected from the chat]

Angen: Why?

Angen: I don’t mean to.

Angen: Please don’t hate me for this, Jim. Goodbye.

[Angen has disconnected from the chat]

(10 minutes pass with no messages)

[SlimJimTim has joined the chat]

SlimJimTim: ANGEN JULIA IS DEAD

SlimJimTim: ANGEN? ANGEN

SlimJimTim: NO NO NO

SlimJimTim: I AM CALLING THE COPS THIS ISNT FUNNY IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE PRANK I DIDNT MEAN ANYTHING I SEE A BLACK AND WHITE DUMMY IN THE HALLWAY THEYRE AFTER ME PLEASE ANGEN

SlimJimTim: IT HAS A COMPUTER WHAT IM RUNNING BUT I CANT MOVE HELP

[Angen has joined the chat]

Angen: Please forgive me for this, Jim.

SlimJimTim: NO

Angen: tricked ya bye bye

Angen: bitch

[SlimJimTim has disconnected from the chat]

Angen: Bye bye as well to me lmao

[Angen has disconnected from the chat]

END LOG

Two days later after the chat logs were discovered, a video recorder was found in the ventilation system of the company building.

VIDEO LOG

(The footage begins with the recording completely black)

Cole: I am Cole. Three are dead. I doubt if I die anyone will find my body. I’ve witnessed enough. I will show you the truth.

(The video recorder is picked up, and then placed on top of a grate, revealing 1 SCP-7896-2 instance and 2 SCP-7896-1 instances standing in place)

Cole: Angen is NOT who he seems. He is a fake. I’m the only one here who knows who he truly is. He’s a fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake.

(Cole laughs for approximately 15 seconds)

Cole: Shit, gotta go. They’re here.

(The recording pins down on the grate, all three of the SCP-7896 instances gone, and loud thumping noises are heard)

END LOG