#and anakin is like 🥺 don't you remember me 🥺🥺👉👈

[lilredghost]

your recent tag on that poll just made me think of werewolf anakin/vampire obi-wan. like with christopher lee as count dooku it's just too perfect. qui-gon as the adopted son who refused to be turned and raised his own adopted son away from any knowledge of the supernatural. dooku, in his grief after qui-gon's death, not giving his grandson a choice and turning him literally the same week as qui-gon's funeral. anakin as the neighborhood child who used to incessantly follow obi-wan around and notices he's missing Immediately and obsesses over his childhood crush idol's disappearance for Years until it leads him to the supernatural and he ends up getting bitten by a werewolf and instead of freaking out he's like I Will Use These New Skills And Connections To Find Obi-Wan and eventually when he DOES find obi-wan, obi-wan is like... what? anakin? lil ani? the kid i used to help with his homework and build model ships with? that's you? and he proceeds to have a crisis over that little boy (who he's missed all these years) having grown up hot.

Oooh see as a werewolf-fucker and also an avid obi-wan-fucker I initially was like hm I think I'd rather if Obi-Wan was the werewolf and Anakin was the vampire. But!! I can just see Anakin putting his new freakish senses to use and literally tracking Obi-Wan down by scent

Obi-Wan meanwhile has been whisked away training to get himself under control for years. His eyes are always sensitive now. Food doesn't taste the same. He can't sleep.

And he's on a grocery run looking at twenty dollar boxed wine and trying to decide between a red and a rose when someone fucking POUNCES on him. In the middle of the grocery store.

The wine spills everywhere. Glass breaks. People scream.

Obi-Wan turns around, fangs bared-- but the man who jumped him isn't attacking. He's just holding Obi-Wan, beaming so hard that Obi-Wan can see his metaphorical tail wagging.

(And oh, actually, the man does have a tail. Fancy that)