#and briefly went 'secret pocket???' like damn if i can't get bigger ones i'll at least take more | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

pastafossa · 1 year

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Don't worry, ladies. The Men Designers have heard our cry for bigger better pockets, and have decided what we REALLY mean is that our tiny lady pockets make us look fat, so we still get tiny ass, useless pockets, BUT NOW THEY SQUISH YOUR PESKY BODY IN, YOU'RE WELCOME.

#tw: fat shaming #in other words i went jean shopping today #and saw this tag while shopping #and briefly went 'secret pocket???' like damn if i can't get bigger ones i'll at least take more #but no #because they have heard our cries for bigger pockets #and decided #that what we really want is SLIMMING pockets #YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS I JUST WANT TO PUT MY PHONE IN MY POCKET #OR MY FUCKING KEYS

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