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I’m just going to leave this here…

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I’m too shy to make the club, but I’m counting on you. Sprinkle some Star Wars in that too and I’m game

BABY I GOT YOU. If Star Wars and Star Trek hadn't introduced me to sci-fi at a foundational age, would I have PLAYED MASS EFFECT?!? NAY, LIKELY NOT.

Star Wars.

Mass Effect.

✨️ Space Opera, My Beloved ✨️

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i will Never deactivate. if i die this blog shall remain eternal as a museum of my greatness. a monument of my legacy.

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you bottle Miette??

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Another mass effect and daredevil fan here! We should start a club

FUCKKKK YES, I WOULD JOIN THIS CLUB, THE SHARED LOVE IS REAL

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Shop , Patreon , Books and Cards , Mailing List

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Crimson Peak (2015) dir. Guillermo del Toro

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If I could suck out all his sadness through his cock I would

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you’re actually so correct like yeah foggy absolutely knows where the clit is bc as sweet as he is there’s no way my girl marci would be w him if he didn’t im not sorry 😭

EXACTLY. HE KNOWS THE CLIT, MAN DOES NOT NEED A MAP, AND HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO. MARCI JUST PROVES IT.

Marci at the very least taught that man what he needed to know, though my headcanon is he was already was on his game and Marci simply taught him some extra tricks. Franklin Nelson knows his way around a pussy, he has done his research and he's gotten his practice in. Has he had a ton of partners? No, but he's made it count when he did. He's an eager lover who remembers what he's been taught, he LISTENS when a partner tells him what they like and don't like, and good God is he happy to switch between his hands, mouth, and cock depending on whatever works in the moment, he's delightfully adaptable like that.

Foggy is a fucking darkhorse when it comes to sex. You would not leave the bed with a working set of legs by the time he was done studying how to make you fall apart. He was a good student, after all.

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The Thing Whose Name Sounds Like Horned Head, But Is Not

I really need to catch up on this show

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"His face has been shredded to the consistency of a fine pot roast."

Do you ever hear/read such a simple yet visceral, horrifyingly textural sentence that you want to high five the author for giving you such an instant, clear visual, while also wanting to stand outside their house at 2am going 'BRO WHAT THE FUCK.'

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at a conference I attended recently, a researcher pointed to the difficulty of finding material in archives because so much depends on the metadata and the terminology used to describe things changes over time. "it would be so helpful," the researcher said, "if I typed 'lesbian' into the library of congress database, it would also show me results that were categorised in the 50s, when the materials were interpreted as 'intimate female friendships'"

which is what tag wrangles at Archive Of Our Own do incredibly effectively: searching for "omegaverse" also leads to "alpha/beta/omega dynamics" and "alternate universe: a/b/o" and so on. but ao3 achieves this frankly incredible categorisation and indexing system by the power of countless volunteers putting in hours and hours of unpaid and unthanked free time, and it's completely understandable that most archives do not have that kind of infrastructure, but also how incredible that a fan-run website has better searchability, classification, and accessibility than the library of congress

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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Daredevil: Born Again Season 1 Episode 07 - Art for Art's Sake

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a little background bob thunderbolts (the new avengers) - exclusive deleted scene (2025)