#and don't want to admit they're soft for the rescue bots

[presidentofthelipglossclub]

i have come up with a new, extremely self indulgent AU for tfrb:

basically what happens is each individual character in tfp accidentally finds out about the rescue bots, whether it's through a ground bridge mishap, an intel scouting mission, even a situation where they get rescued.

this starts out with mostly autobots, because i assume griffin rock is either in autobot territory or a neutral/unclaimed area (or it's off the grid and nobody knows about it) (i think the last one is the funniest), but the decepticons also learn about them eventually.

now. here's where the funny/self indulgent part begins. none of them know anyone else knows. the autobots AND decepticons all assume they're the only one who knows about these bots, and that the team has been trying to live a normal, calm life away from the war.

team prime doesn't know optimus and bumblebee already know, and the decepticons don't know that these guys have connections to the war. and of course, the rescue bots always manage to worm their way into every. single. bot's. spark. all of them individually grow to care about the rescue bots, and independently decide to keep them secret. nobody wants their new friends to get hurt!

anyways shenanigans of course ensue because it's very hard to keep a previously extinct group a secret from all of your friends, and since everybody knows but doesn't know everybody knows it becomes a lot of ridiculous sneaking around and badly lying to everyone.

the rescue bots are SUPER confused by all these bots who keep showing up, but they pretty much just assume that someone spilled their secret and everyone after are all showing up to meet them. eventually i think they would start to figure everything out, but they don't fully comprehend that everyone has been trying to hide them from each other until some big reveal happens.

the way this pans out is probably the end of the war honestly, because again; no one wants these guys to get hurt, physically or emotionally, and if that means having a ceasefire so be it.

[mychlapci]

I love your tf headcanons, especially those of the rescue bot fandom and your "cybertronians will fuck everything with a pulse if left to their own devices" and "all cybertronians have massive breeding kinks". I can totally see heatwave angrily fucking his partner mass displaced or using an holo, because the idiot said that he must be terrible at it to rile the mech, and quickly getting addicted to the feeling.

Also, Kade never thanked God so much for his big mouth (or by the fact that he was born male and thus unable to get pregs).

The rest (the adults ofc)....I don't know if it would ever happen (Dani has a thing with that boy and the same with Graham, poor Charlie would leap from a cliff from the embarrassment if anybody were to find out he fucked his bot lol). But you are welcome to surprise us...

Horny cybertronians own my heart. These big machines that appear completely alien and sex-less, and they just… love to fuck. they love to fuck and they love to breed. Anytime you can't see the bots on screen, be a 100% assured that they're down in the bunker, fucking hard. The bots eventually getting so overexcited that they start fucking their human partners? oh hell yeah. i don’t care who they’re canonically having sex with, i need them to fuck their robots. 

Kade riling up Heatwave and Heatwave’s anger manifesting in him getting crazy horny, to the point where he can't keep his panels closed and has to get his hands on Kade and teach him a lesson. Kade spends the entire week complaining about being sore. Heatwave has no sympathy.

Graham and Boulder slowly, gently getting to know one another’s species through some vigourous experimentation, a lot of touching and soft gasps. The shrink ray definitely gets its uses between these two as they try to see just how much they can do when they’re the same size. 

Blades getting jittery when he’s horny, bouncing his leg up and down as he wonders if Dani would reciprocate if he tried to have sex with her, but she quickly sees that something is wrong, and Blades is not good enough at deflecting to lie to her for too long. He definitely asks Dani to be gentle, and she has to hold in a laugh. He’s the giant machine, not her.

Chase having a case of Sexy Guilt for wanting to fuck Chief Burns. When he’s apart from the others for too long, which happens pretty often since they go on regular patrols, he always gets so excited to have a warm body inside of him for such a prolonged period of time… and Charlie would, of course, rather die than admit that he and Chase got it on. But they definitely did. What is he supposed to do, when the robots they’ve been given are just too horny?