#and dont even get me started on edgy alice shit. i can enjoy SOME of it but other stuff........i will die | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

whilomm · 5 months

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telling ppl what ur into when they ask for Gift Giving Reasons is such a fucking minefield sometimes when ur an opinionated ass bitch. i cant tell ppl "oh alice in wonderland is my favorite book" what if they buy me something with that used car salesman looking fucking disney flesh cat. i would have to pretend to enjoy the flesh cat!!!

#buzzy #i dont hate all of disneys alice like aspects are fun but aspects are also Hell #the fucking flesh cat.....hate him hate him hate him #and fuck what if they buy me st that mischaracterizes alice #i saw this comic adaptation of it the other day and alice looked so sweet. so nice and polite.#where is my bratty little daughter?? where is the indignance???#i actually said st about it outloud and one of the ppl selling stuff was like 'oh its actually not based on the disney vers its the orig-'#(which i assume they mightve had to explain before)#(they had other fairy tale comics that that also sounds like a common q)#and i was just like. no i own 13 copies of alices adventures in wonderland its my favorite book. shes just too nice here.#and dont even get me started on edgy alice shit. i can enjoy SOME of it but other stuff........i will die #i still hold a soft spot for american mcgees on account of playing it when i was 12. one edgy alice allowed. no one else!!! fuck off!!#anyway there are certain interests of mine that are easy to buy for me (bees. just avoid widows peaks+red noses and ill probs love it!)#but others are just...yes i would enjoy some presents related to this. i will Absolutely Loathe. no i cannot tell u details its just vibes

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