#and during it all i could think is 'wtfwtfwtfwtf'

[strmbringer]

so. how we feeling. after the latest chapter

I came out to have a good time (finished my exam earlier and i heard there was more chuuya in the latest chapter) and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now 😭😭😭

we are not feeling after that chapter anon, not feeling at all 🙃

the fact that it was dazai who killed him 🙃 i am not okay in the slightest

...but also do I think he’s dead-dead?? I hope he’s not bc that seemed like a very anticlimactic death but also if he actually is asagiri can meet me in the parking lot bc that shit was uncalled for 

quoting roh (@stormbreaker) on why it doesn’t make sense that he’s dead: "he’s a fucking vampire. he's already fucking dead!” but at the same time she’s screaming at me “because all [my] faves die and it’s all [my] fucking fault for doing this to us😭”

[pop-culturereference]

as long as i’m reflecting you

Summary: “I can’t believe you haven’t figured it out yet. I'm you, Hawks."

@hawksweek2020 day 1: Cliché

If you’d rather read on ao3 (or if you want to read my long rant in the chapter notes): https://archiveofourown.org/works/27203351

Fandom: My Hero Academia

Pairing: Gen

Rating: G

Characters: Hawks, Dabi

Dabi towers over Hawks as he lies there, helpless, blue flame licking greedily at his face and wings. He can feel himself shriveling under the heat, but perhaps the worst part is this:

Takami Keigo.

Dabi knows his name. Dabi knew all along what Hawks was doing there, knows more than even his friends do—his name.

Hawks panics at the sound of Dabi’s boots crunching on the broken shards of his visor—He can’t die here! The battle is far from over, and he’s the only hero ready and equipped to deal with the aftermath. There’s not much Hawks can do, at this point, but he does have one option. Dabi needs time between using his quirk in order to recover. Use conversation, distract him, draw him in. In Hawks’s experience, villains never pass up a chance to gloat and throw their self-righteousness in everyone’s face. Get a villain talking about themself, and they won’t shut up. Even closed-off Dabi will likely blab his life story, thinking Hawks is about to die. It’s worth a shot.

“The only members of the League I found nothing on were you and Shigaraki. I found everyone else’s background, their families—but for you, I couldn’t even find a name. Who are you?”

Dabi sets a foot on Hawks’s back, leans his weight into it. Hawks pushes himself up with his hands as much as he can to prevent his ribs from snapping. He’s miscalculated. Dabi will keep his secrets over his ego. Hawks accepts his death even as he fights and pushes against it; he can’t die, but he’s going to, and there’s nothing he can do about it. He’s expecting Dabi to burn him to death right there, and he’s already bracing himself and gritting his teeth against the heat. He is <em>not</em> expecting Dabi to crouch down, one foot still on Hawks’s back, and whisper:

“I can’t believe you haven’t figured it out yet.” There’s a warm huff of laughter on his ear that has Hawks cringing away, then— “I’m you, Hawks.”

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Hawks wakes up to the horrible smell of antiseptic solution and the annoying tug of compression sleeves on his leg hair. Then, of course, the swoop of vertigo that speaks of some Pretty Heavy Anaesthesia. He tries to cough the smell out of his mouth, but is met with a sore throat—more than sore, actually. It’s like someone’s taken literal sandpaper and dragged it down his entire esophagus. He gags, tries to sit up, is hit off balance by the vertigo, and promptly throws up over the side of the bed.

He leans back against his pillows and wallows in the agony his stomach acid has raked over his poor, abused, sandpapered throat.

“Can I get you anything?” asks a nurse holding a bucket. Oh, good. He’d vomited into a bucket and not all over the hospital floor.

Hawks gestures frantically to his throat with a plea in his eyes that the nurse hopefully interprets as “water,” or “cough drop,” or even, “please just slit my throat and put me out of my misery.”

The nurse hands him both water and cough drops. Hawks’s eyes water with gratitude. Well, either that or pain. Maybe both.

“Sorry, man,” says the nurse as he reaches to adjust Hawks’s blanket. “They had to do surgery on your wings, and you had a breathing tube.”

Hawks croaks in horror. “Wings!?”

“They’ll be all right. You also had some skin grafts for the burns.”

Burns. Dabi. I’m you, Hawks.

“Phone,” he demands urgently.

With his miraculously only-slightly-singed phone in his hands, Hawks shoos the nurse away and starts tapping and typing with frenzied vigor.

His google search shows him an article spotlight on him, featuring an interview with Tokoyami, who apparently saved him. Good kid, that Tokoyami. It also shows him that there were minimal casualties and that apparently the UA students were spearheading the clean-up and rebuilding of the battleground. Okay. Okay. Good, good. All of it good. 

Now, what he <em>really</em> wants to know: Dabi.

To: VP HPSC: 

get me every pic i ever sent u of dabi highest res possible asap

also the cam footage of lov hideout

To the number he’d found on Google for the news network he saw at the raid:

Hi, this is Hawks. I saw your news logo at the fight in Reika. I was wondering if you could send me any footage you managed to get of the villains. Thank you. Here’s a selfie for proof it’s me.

To: Dabi (Villain):

hey ik its a bit of a long shot but like i would love an explanation thanks xoxo <3

He knows Dabi’s claim is ridiculous. He knows, all right? What he’s actually hoping to find is some connection to Endeavor. There’s definitely <em>something</em> familiar about Dabi, and that, paired with the fire quirk, could explain it. 

The first replies he gets are the pictures and footage from the Commission. Hawks zooms in and examines Dabi’s hair. He always knew it was dyed.The roots come in a lighter color, which would make his hair look perpetually greasy if it laid flat; but instead, it makes his spiky hair look just the slightest bit detached from his head. As he looks at the pictures, he’s surprised to realize that he was already biased toward his Endeavor explanation in his head: he was thinking Dabi’s hair was white, like the color of Todoroki Shouto’s ice side, from whoever was Endeavor’s wife. Closer scrutiny shows that it’s actually a dark blond, like Hawks’s own hair. 

That doesn’t mean anything, though.

Dabi’s aesthetically stapled under-eye bags are right in the spot where Hawks has his natural eye markings.

The one picture he managed to find of Dabi shirtless (It’s okay, Hawks reminds himself. I’m a creep with a noble cause. It was for the intel) shows that the stapled purple skin covers the part of his back where Hawks has his wings. If Dabi had wings and they were removed, purple skin grafts or whatever those were would cover up the evidence quite nicely.

And… what Hawks learned during the raid. Dabi’s weakness is his own quirk. Fire. That’s Hawks’s own biggest weakness. That’s almost too much to be a coincidence…what if…?

As he’s looking over the Commission’s images, he almost drops his phone in surprise because Dabi (Villain) texts him back. 

Every intelligent thought in his head evacuates in favor of wtfwtfwtfwtf.

It’s a selfie—a close-up of Dabi’s face, right behind a hand that’s flipping him off. It’s just the puzzle piece that he needs, because the small gleam of light catches on the telltale glint of a contact lens, and Hawks can see where the edge of the blue goes lighter where it’s not covering the colorful iris underneath—Dabi’s eyes aren’t actually blue. And, what Hawks has always thought of as edgy eyeliner looks suspiciously similar to his other eye markings.

Another quick text to: Pres HPSC, VP HPSC:

i dont have any sort of long lost twin brother right??? or like an evil clone or smth??

Almost instantly, he receives a No.

It should be a relief, but his mind’s still going haywire. Dabi…is him? He is Dabi? Dabi is Hawks? Does Hawks is Dabi who? Shut up, brain, you didn’t connect shit. It Dabi, Takami Keigo Dabi Hawks… if Hawks? Who Takami Dabi… he…   

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Maybe I shouldn’t try thinking when I’m high on painkillers, he thinks when he wakes up. 

As he looks around, he realizes he’s been moved to a more long-term room. Instead of curtains, it has a door, and there’s a TV and a nightstand. His phone is dead and he’s not about to call the nurse to come plug it in for him, so he switches on the TV instead, not sure how much he can trust his conclusions on the outcome of the raid if he convinced himself that he was somehow Dabi in the same 10-minute timespan.

The first thing that shows up on the news channel is a report about Hawks, and he’s greeted with the atrocious selfie he took to prove his identity to the news channel. His hair is a devastated battleground and missing completely on his burned side, he’s covered in gauze and medical tape, and his smile looks half-crazed. What was he thinking?

“Hawks is recovering in an unknown hospital, but he looks to be well. The real question is, will the Number Two Hero still be able to charm without half of his famous wind-swept hair?”

“I don’t know, Motome-san. Let’s look at some footage of the battle. I’m sure any lady—or gentleman—would be charmed by someone willing to go so far to protect them.”

Hawks rolls his eyes and scowls, but doesn’t turn off the TV. If they show his fight with Dabi—if he could get a quick glimpse of him—he could turn off the idiot switch in his brain that won’t shut up. 

Instead, what he sees is a streak of red that flies into Dabi’s hand. That’s one of his feathers. Dabi controlled one of his feathers. Dabi has control of Hawks’s Fierce Wings.

To hell with his pride! Hawks repeatedly jams the help button on the side of his bed, and a nurse arrives soon after, out of breath. Hawks feels a little bad for scaring the poor man, but he needs to charge his phone. As soon as it turns back on, he sends out the text to almost every single one of his contacts.

Hi all, this is Hawks. I’ve figured out the identity of the villain Dabi. It should help you lure him out and take him down. DABI IS ME. Text me with any questions. Go after him with fire, if you can.

Within three minutes, Hawks has rejected 7 calls. Text me with any questions, he said. Not call. He won’t be speaking with his sandpaper throat for at least the next month if he has anything to say about it. 

Someone with enough manners finally texts instead of calls. It reads: omw to kill you right now. should have finished the job last time.

Oh, shit. Did he really send that message to Dabi? 

Yeah. He did.

SOS this is not a joke, he sends to the HPSC. Dabi just texted me says he’s going to kill me right now. i’m in the hospital, can’t fight. PLEASE send someone

He answers the next call from Pres HPSC. “Can’t talk,” he rasps and tastes blood on his tongue. The president talks to him and he gives one tap for yes, two taps for no.

“Do you really want us to send someone?”

One tap.

The president sighs. “Hawks, as soon as you can speak, I expect the most thorough, detailed, in-depth report you’ve ever given in your life.”

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With Hawks’s warning, they capture Dabi easily enough. He shows up at the hospital directly and comes face-to-face with Endeavor, who, knowing about his weakness to fire, easily takes him down.

When Hawks visits Tartarus a month later to interrogate Dabi, he wonders how he ever missed it. Without the dye and the contacts, there’s no denying that Dabi is Hawks. He’s left wondering, though.

“Why did you text me at the hospital that you were on your way to kill me? I immediately got Endeavor there. I thought you were a little smarter than that.”

Dabi just shrugs, his newly-regenerated red feathers rustling with the movement. “Obviously not. I am you, after all.”

[thelonglazyworm]

TKA Fan Radio Drama - Chaos On Weibo [with translated transcript]

Because I need something after the final episode of Season 1, here’s another with a quick and loosely translated transcript.

This one is my favourite fan radio drama for TKA!!! It is pure crack! A few of the voice actors are the same in the animation, such as Ye Xiu, Steam Bun and Wei Chen. It also has pretty pictures~

If you are only following the English fandom, there are some spoilers ahead and some characters that have yet to appear as of the latest novel translation. You’ve been warned!

Translation:

Chaos On Weibo

(On Weibo)

Du Ming: Tang Rou! I like you! Please go out with me!

The Godly Youthful Wei: Hahaha! Kid, you’ve got guts!

Samsara Lu Boyuan: Dang! Du Ming, what little courage you’ve got! Don’t tell people you are with us Samsara!

One Autumn Leaf Sun Xiang: Che! What’s so good about women?

Glory Undefeated Shameless Ye (fan account): Pouncing on no. 2 Xiang! So Sun Xiang is actually not interested in women!!?

Zhou Zekai: Hehe!

Empty Waves Jiang Botao: Regarding this… We should have a discussion.

    Tang Rou: I am sorry. But the one I like is Ye Xiu.

  Support Glory Forever (fan account): WTH? What’s this situation?

Zhang Jiale: Say, Shameless Ye. You Happy people have such complicated relationships.

Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: Eh, should I stand in support of Su Mucheng? I’ve all along thought that that they are a couple.

Seemingly Mist Seemingly Rain Also Looks Like Cloud: Who says that our Mucheng likes Ye Xiu?

Tiny Herb Little Gao: Captain, what do you make of it?

Wang Jiexi: Wait and see.

Bai Shu: You guys are posting so fast, I can’t keep up in Chinese!

Huang Shaotian: WTFWTFWTFWTF What is going on Ye Xiu come on out and explain explain explain! Also, you bunch of people actually lost the first sofa to a random passerby your apm sucks even more handicap than my captain you should be ashamed to call yourselves pro. [note: first sofa= first to reply]

Yu Wenzhou: Oh?

    Ye Xiu: Hehe

  Huang Shaotian: Ye Xiu you fucker you fucker you fucker you fucker you fucker “hehe” you fucker you think you are Zhou Zekai what “hehe” pretending to be ignorant is it fun to toy with us is it fun is it fun is it fun you old man how old are you still seducing little girls aren’t you shameless!?

Support Glory Forever (fan account): Huang Shaotian don’t you dare piss on my God Ye! Also, support Ye/Cheng pair! Support and give birth to more!!!

Fang Minghua: Well, girl from Happy is pretty cute. No wonder Du Ming can’t get over her. But if the opponent is Ye Xiu… Du Ming, you should just give up!!!

Sun Zheping: Young people these days! What’s with all that? Someone from Team Happy should come out to give a proper explanation!

Huang Shaotian: That’s right someone should explain who is in charge of team happy’s official blog surely it’s not Ye Xiu what if he comes out and type “hehe” again how I really have enough of this guy someone anyone come and cut this person down cut him down, say Zhou Zekai, Sun Xiang, any interest in a 1 vs 3?

Zhou Zekai: ...No

Huang Shaotian: Hahahahahahahahahaha! I know it you have no guts! Must be the lingering side effects from being trashed by Ye Xiu are you now scared right? Right?! Hahahahahahaha!!!

Jiang Botao: Huang Shaotian, our captain meant that he had no time and isn’t in the mood either

Zhou Zekai: (agrees) Mm.

    Qiu Fei: Senior, is this true?

  Dai Yanqi: Captain, who is this?

Xiao Shiqin: From Excellent Era. The disciple that Ye Qiu personally trained up.

Dai Yanqi: I feel like I am onto something!

Sun Xiang: Huang Shaotian, do you still mean what you’ve previously said? 1 vs 3.

Huang Shaotian: Why are you replying to me here? Why, why? Are you excited to see your old teammate, right right? After all you had toiled in Excellent Era, you must still have feelings for it. Oh wait no no no it should be still have feelings for your old teammate. You must have felt empathy seeing such cute kids being bullied by old demon Ye don’t you, right? So do I so do I.

Lu Hanwen: Eh! Are you guys challenging Senior Ye Xiu? Count me in!

Ye Xiu: Little kids shouldn’t make a fuss.

    Master Fang Rui: Yo! And I see that the lead himself surfaced again. Does the No. 1 God of Glory want everyone in his arms?

  Zhang Jiale: Finally, another one from Happy appear. Everybody, hurry! Drag the truth out from him!

Lin Jingyan: Old Fang, just spill it. What is actually going on?

Master Fang Rui: Sigh, how can I reveal it?

Tyranny Zhang Xinjie: Don’t bother asking Fang Rui, he doesn’t know anything.

Yu Wenzhou: Don’t bother with Fang Rui, he doesn’t know.

Empty Waves Jiang Botao: Fang Rui has no idea.

Wang Jiexi: Don’t need to ask Fang Rui, he has no clue.

Fang Rui: Huh, you bunch of tactics players…

    Seemingly Mist Seemingly Rain Also Looks Like Cloud: What is Ye Xiu’s intention? This is much more interesting than a drama serial. Alright, I shall skip watching my drama today. Mucheng, give us an explanation.

  Zhang Jiale: Sis Yunxiu, I give you 32 likes

Seemingly Mist Seemingly Rain Also Looks Like Cloud: Yo! You’ve actually got the sofa? Must have had been hard being forever No.2!

Zhang Jiale: Get lost!

Misty Rain Little Shu: Bookmark.

Shu Kexin’s Older Sister: Looks very interesting.

The Godly Youth: Young people these days are camping on Weibo instead of practicing during New Year. Times have changed!

TKA Fans Everywhere (fan account): Actually, I think it’s great if Tang Rou gets together with Ye Xiu. Ever since One Autumn Leaf appears, Battle Mages are my fave!

Zhang Jiale: You above, do you know you are gathering fire? Tang Rou is going to be in trouble later when her fans and Su Mucheng’s start clashing.

Sun Zheping: Zhang Jiale, you are overthinking it…

    Su Mucheng: Hehe

  Random Ming (fan account): This is the aura of the legitimate wife! Goddess Mumu, let me get on my knees for you! Imposing!

Zombie Fan Big Jun (fan account): This is mutual understanding! Scoot off, Tang Rou!

Huang Shaotian: What the hell hell hell hell hell hell!!! I didn’t get the first sofa this time because I am in too much of a shock!!! Su Mucheng what do you mean?! Ye Xiu is definitely a bad influence for you! I truly think we need to save Tang Rou and the other little kids from the demonic claws of Ye Xiu!! Those teams who can afford it should do whatever you can to transfer those children to your teams and not let Ye Xiu have his claws in them anymore!!!!!!

Seemingly Mist Seemingly Rain Also Looks Like Cloud: Mucheng, PM me.

Zhou Zekai: Huh?

Zhang Jiale: Sis Su! That scum Ye Xiu is not worth your time! Come over to Tyranny!

Lin Jingyan: Hey hey hey! Don’t make it worse, you guys! Did no one realise that all those tactics people haven’t make any noise for quite a while?

    Han Wenqing: (posted an image of a lit candle)

  Huang Shaotian: Sofa sofa sofa! I say, Old Han, really? Even you are entering the fire? Or should I say create trouble! The situation is already so chaotic! Don’t! You! Create! More! Trouble! Quick, let Zhang Xinjie out to analyse the current situation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Master Fang Rui: Yo! Even Old Han got involved! Looks like this matter is snowballing! Speaking of which,all this started because of Samsara’s people. Why don’t you guys get Jiang Botao to analyse the situation?

Lonely Drink: Do you think we Samara are the same as you Happy, getting our pro-players to fight Boss for us in the game?

Blue River-ver-ver: Agree with above

Tyrannical Ambition - Tyranny Guild: Totally agree

Plantago Seed Is Not Grass: Agree +1

Chen Yehui: Agree +10086

Master Fang Rui: Chen Yehui? From Excellent Era? Eh, you guys still need to gather materials?

Qui Fei: Excellent Era is not down!

Master Fang Rui: Good kid! You’ve got ambition! That Ye Xiu might have a bad personality, but at least the disciple he trained up turn out pretty decent.

    Bao Rongxing: Boss! I also like you! I love you to death!!!

  Heaven’s No. 1 Fujoshi Mum (fan account): The God’s allure is really impossible to resist!

Zhang Jiale: Who is this? Official VIP account? Why don’t I have any impression of him?

Tiny Herb Liu Xiaobie: From Happy

Sun Zheping: Zhang Jiale you… He is Steam Bun Invasion!!! Haven’t I’ve been reminding you to be more aware of your surroundings?!!

Zhang Jiale: Hah? So he is Steam Bun Invasion! They kept calling him Steam Bun Steam Bun all the time!! I don’t remember his real name!!

Huang Shaotian: Zhang Jiale, you are definitely lucky huh? Not remember something so small, unlike me who remember it very clearly!! This steam bun steam bun steam bun damn this Steam Bun!!! He actually said he like Ye Xiu!!! He is a guy right, a guy!!! I remember his character is male!!! No, wait!!! He has long hair!!! Could he actually be a girl?!! Happy actually has THREE female players?!! Say, that’s such a waste!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zhang Jiale: Bastard! I also have long hair! Does that mean I am a girl?

Yu Wenzhou: Without a doubt, Steam Bun is a guy.

Huang Shaotian: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Ye Xiu you are truly a perverted lunatic going after not just girls but guys as well has the whole team happy been enchanted by you this shouldn’t be shouldn’t be shouldn’t be can someone from the alliance come out and maintain order chairman feng chairman feng chairman feng does he has a weibo does he!!!!???????

Zhou Zekai: @FengXianJun

    Mo Fan: @SuMucheng V♡

  Lu Hanwen: Erm… Seniors, Mo Fan is from Happy right?!!!

Huang Shaotian: No doubt about that but Hanwen you should go and train you shouldn’t be reading blogs at this timing foundation training is very important let me tell you that there is one thing you cannot ignore or else you won’t grow up to become a sword saint like me see see take a look at the alliance there are so many old gaffers who are about retire you should make yourself shine highlighting your skills and age and work hard work hard work harder to beat Shameless Ye!!!

Dai Yanqi CP16_HopingForSoldOut: Oh? Missed it just now, but it is now becoming more and more lively! Steam Bun Invasion likes Master Ye Xiu? That's courageous, but I still stand behind Captain Han, what should I do?

Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: I told you to read less doujinshi...

Dai Yanqi CP16_HopingForSoldOut: Not possible! Oh, right! New doujinshi is out, specializing in Ye/All and All/Xiao! Interested parties do be fast! Address: XXX-XX-XX-XXX

Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: Why is it All/Xiao?

Dai Yanqi CP16_HopingForSoldOut: Captain, are you sure you can top? ¯\_(︶︿︶)_/¯

Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: *cries* T_T

Lin Jingyan: Finally saw a tactics guy say a chunk of stuff. Question is, why is none of it constructive?

Zhang Jiale: Say, what is that Ye Xiu thinking? Is he really planning to be with both pretty ladies Su Mucheng and Tang Rou? Does he think that his harem is not big enough?

Dai Yanqi CP16_HopingForSoldOut: Wait… God Le, do explain what do you mean by “harem not big enough”? Could it be that you are reading our books?

Huang Shaotian: Zhang Jiale you’ve busted yourself hahahahahahahahaha~

Zhang Jiale: Flip table! (ノ｀口´）ノ ┻━┻

    Team Happy: Thank you all for your concerns about internal Happy affairs.

  Zhang Jiale: Happy’s Lady Boss should be in charge of this account right?

Sun Zheping: Most probably.

Chang Xian (reporter): Lady Boss! Tell us more about it!

Cha Xiaoxia (blogger): Happy is starting to display traits of a strong team.

Huang Shaotian: Strong team my ass my ass my ass! They are just misleading people and playing with us the whole of Happy is so irritating! It’s definitely that demon Ye Xiu’s fault! Evil~ Evil~ Evil~ Why don’t you guys consider what does that OCD Zhang Xinjie think about it?!! This is so torturous!!!!!

    Tyranny Zhang Xinjie: How many BOSS have spawned in Heavenly Domain today?

  Huang Shaotian: ……………………………………..............

Zhang Jiale: …………………………………………….....

Plantago Seed Is Not Grass: Oh no! The dying BOSS has been snatched!!!

Red Flowers Green Willows: Quick! PM me your coordinates!

Tyrannical Ambition - Cold Night: Damn Ye Xiu that fucker!!! Our BOSS is also led away by Happy!!!!

Zhang Jiale: What?! Who? Where?

Tyrannical Ambition - Cold Night: It’s Tang Rou! It was still at 23, 177*, now heading south!!!

Plantago Seed Is Not Grass: Shit! Ours is headed there too!!!

Blue River-ver-ver: Our BOSS was stolen by Mo Fan…

Huang Shaotian: Mo Fan? Mo Fan! Mo Fan! Mo Fan! Fuck fuck fuck fuck ye xiu you fucker you shall die a horrible death!!!

Wang Jiexi: Team Tiny Herb, fall in! Stop Ye Xiu!

Zhou Zekai: Samsara…

Jiang Botao: Samsara log in swiftly and party up!

Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: @FangXueCai @DaiYanQi @LuYiNing, gather at Heavenly Domain 50, 144*

Huang Shaotian: Don’t wait for our Captain group quick hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry!!!!!!

     -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  (One Hour Earlier)

  Chat Group: Happy Operations Command Centre

   Ye Xiu: Yo, there’s a bunch BOSS spawning recently! We are running out of materials. Let’s go and kill a few.

Bao Rongxin: I shall go where you are headed, boss, no complaints!!

Ye Xiu: But it’s New Year Holiday now, those guys are definitely going to get in the way.

Wei Chen: What about it? They like playing in the game these days?

Su Mucheng: Since season 10, they’ve discovered that in-game training yields good results.

Wei Chen: No wonder. I was wondering why were there so many people idling about, disrupting my view.

Chen Guo: OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!! Samsara’s Du Ming just confessed to Tang Rou on weibo!!!

Wei Chen: Oh? So courageous? Let me take a look and give him my support!! Heh heh~

Su Mucheng: Pft! Hahaha. Tang Rou, aren’t you going to reply him?

Tang Rou: Du Ming? The name is somewhat familiar…

Ye Xiu: Hahahahaha! Great fellow! Tang Rou, think up something to blow this up. Though this will likely affect your popularity.

Tang Rou: Popularity? I don’t concern myself with something like that. Go on, what should I do?

Ye Xiu: Come up with a reply yourself. Would be best if it creates a big hoo-ha in the whole pro scene! A few guilds have started on the BOSS. Let me see, once their progress are roughly there, we shall steal these BOSS away to a single place and kill them all in one wave. (*￣▽￣）Y

   (Tang Rou replied on weibo)

  Ye Xiu: WTF! Tang Rou, you are truly brutal!

Tang Rou: I feel that the results are good.

Wei Chen: Thank goodness Fang Rui isn’t around or else it’d be chaos.

Su Mucheng: Where did he go? He is even not on QQ.

Wei Chen: He went back home for a matchmaking session.

Chen Guo: He is so despicable, which girl would fall for him?

Wei Chen: Eh, you don’t say. Ever since that fight with Samsara, that guy’s popularity has been on the rise!

Su Mucheng: Oh no! Troubling Rain has appear!

Ye Xiu: One really can’t underestimate that guy. Blogging while fighting BOSS is no big deal for him. Let me fan the flames.

  (Ye Xiu: Hehe.)

  Chen Guo: Wow… The whole of weibo has erupted! We will probably be trending!

Ye Xiu: With me around, heh heh~~

  (timelaspe)

  Su Mucheng: Qiu Fei must be sad. He has always liked you. You are now totally a Rubbish Seme, Ye Xiu!

Ye Xiu: =。= I told you to not mix with Dai Yanqi… What’s the HP of those BOSS?

Tang Rou: 60%

Ye Xiu: Ok, I have an idea, the rest of you need not report. What has all these guilds been eating, why are their attacks are so noob? Still need to attend to it myself!

  (Fang Rui surfaced on weibo)

   Qiao Yifan: Senior Fang Rui…

Ye Xiu: Good job! That’s Master Fang Rui for you! Long distance assist and it’s not even coordinated!!! Weeding out those playing tactics in a breath, this is great! That bunch of most shameless scoundrels are now far away from the BOSS battlefield!

  (Don’t ask Fang Rui, he doesn’t know a thing.)

   Su Mucheng: Yunxiu is asking me for an explanation.

Ye Xiu: Ignore her…

Su Mucheng: (´▽`)Too late, I’ve typed “Hehe”.

Ye Xiu: Hah! Not bad! Good play! Yo, Old Han also got involved? That means Tyranny won’t be of any trouble! How much is left?

Su Mucheng: 40%

Mo Fan: 36%

Ye Xiu: As expected, that Huang Shaotian has not fully disengage from the battle! Go, Steam Bun! Post something, anything! Heartfelt words are fine too!

Bao Rongxing: Yes! Boss!

  (Steam Bun’s declaration of love.)

  An Wenyi: Steam Bun… Your heartfelt words?

Luo Ji: ToT

Su Mucheng: Not bad, Steam Bun, I support you! (<ω<)✰

Ye Xiu: Don’t tease… Let me take a look, who else is left on the battlefield? Steam Bun, all you did was to lure out some slash fans, the impact’s not big enough. Mo Fan, go. Post saying you like Mucheng. I give you special permission.

Mo Fan: Not going.

Ye Xiu: ¯\_(︶▽︶)_/¯ Then you won’t be on the list for the next batch of sliver equipment upgrade.

Su Mucheng: Mo Fan, go on, I give you special permission too. o(>V<)o

Mo Fan: Ok

(@SuMucheng V♡)

  Chen Guo: Hahahahaha!!! They should all be weeded out now! Are there any pros still fighting BOSS?

Ye Xiu: The BOSS HP are kinda there. Boss [referring to Chen Guo], post some final words on the official team blog to distract them. I’ve already told Wu Cheng to lead the BOSS to 55, 144’ coordinates. Tang Rou, Mo Fan, Mucheng, speed!

Fang Rui: YeXiu YeXiu YeXiu YeXiu YeXiu!!!!! You guys you guys you guys you guys!!!!! Nobody informed me about such a big thing!!!

Ye Xiu: Party up, we’ve left some scraps for you. These BOSS are on their last breath. Definitely ours without a doubt~

    (Weibo)

 Ye Xiu: Thanks everyone for coordinating with us. Anyone wants level 70 materials? Collected too many. Selling cheap!

   -End-

   Extra stuff:

 Blog titles/Signatures of some players’ weibo accounts

 Tang Rou - Team Happy Battlemage. PK Room 1101

Zhang Jiale - Tyranny’s Lucky Star

Xiao Shiqin - Thunderclap Deals With Big Matters

Chu Yunxiu - Team Misty Rain Best Girl

Gao Yingjie - Papa Loves Me Most

Wang Jiexi - Where Is The Future Of Tiny Herb

Bai Shu - Take Care Of Your Overseas Friend

Huang Shaotian - You Are A Handicap If You Judge Me Talkative      Ye Xiu You Asshole Come Out And PKPKPKPKPKP…..

Yu Wenzhou - Slow Is A Type Of Attitude

Fang Rui - Most Sincere Qi Master

Su Mucheng - I Like Cup Noodle Experts

Bao Rongxing - People Who Say I Am My Boss’ Groupie Don’t Understand My Love For Boss

Liu Xiaobie - Hand Speed Expert

Sun Zheping - Sleep A Moment More

Zhou Zekai - Man Of Few Words

Chen Guo/Team Happy - The Two Old Smokers Are So Irritating

Other Notes: In short, lighting a candle/joss stick in Chinese custom is along the lines of saying “may you rest in peace” to the dead.

Original bilibili link:

https://www.bilibili.com/video/av4789257/