#and he didnt know that i wanted a ball python. and he started complaining that ball pythons are stupid and too big
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every once in a while the overwhelming urge to get a pet ball python overtakes my brain and i cant stop thinking about it, so i watch ball python care videos and scroll through morphmarket nonstop to cope
i have no money!!! im poor!!! i need to save up for an apartment first!!! but oh my beloved banana (possibly piebald or pastel) ball python i promise you will come home to me... .. one day. .. .. hic sob weeps
#ball python#snakes#tw snakes#please.. .. . . .agh . ... .#one day#pets#AGH remember that one time i told my ex id like to have a pet snake one day#and he didnt know that i wanted a ball python. and he started complaining that ball pythons are stupid and too big#and that one of his friends that had one was stupid#what a BITCH#LMAOOO#theo rambles
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