#and i gotta see a fucking doctor for that. are you for real. kempf voice in america. come on. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

moe-broey · 2 months

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Was gonna make a "Man if I were Henry this shit would be nothing to me" (This Shit: cutting open my foot and bleeding A Lot) joke post but like. I feel that that's ill-advised. I feel like maybe you should Not be Henry about Blood Injuries (given his high pain tolerance and tendency to ignore things to his own detriment)

#like i have been trying to laugh about it and play it cool and give a very measured evaluation of it #but man. i am a ahut in who does fuck all. i haven't bled that much since i was a kid i don't think #like the wound was scary more than it was painful or severe. i stand by that evaluation.#BUT THAT MEANS. IT'S SCARY. AND I'M SCARED #i think i am gonna have it looked at tomorrow WHICH SUCKS. I HATE AMERICAN HEALTHCARE SYSTEM.#and also man. you're telling me. i slice off maybe an inch of skin maybe a centimeter deep #and i gotta see a fucking doctor for that. are you for real. kempf voice in america. come on.#i have been careful to measure it realistically and accurately and have been careful not to downplay it #so like. i'm gonna be okay for tonight. i just feel unpleasant. which is less about the injury itself #and more about me being UPSET. ABOUT IT #MAN...... i am not a cool guy i am a crybaby. i am going to cry forever. i'm so sorry.

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