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#and i said animals bc 1) humans are animals therefore loophole i can speak all languages and 2) i want to amass an army of emus goats llamas
chaelinsbitch
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Everytime I say smtn in a meeting my manager is basically like "Maleeha oh my god. Next person" no one understands me
#the question today was 'would u rather speak every human language perfectly or speak to all animal species in the world'
#and i said animals bc 1) humans are animals therefore loophole i can speak all languages and 2) i want to amass an army of emus goats llamas
#and chickens and execute my world domination
#everyone else here is so boring ๐๐๐
#except for this dude who just said animals and started detailing his plans on how he and animals would team up to rob a bank
#literally the only reason id ever go back into the office would be to befriend this guy he is like me if i were a dude and more coherent
#potential best friend alert...
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