#and idk if butch is lesbian specific but it's definitely weird to call yourself butch when your partner is either a cis man OR not out yet

[protectcosette]

this may be a controversial opinion but if you're still exploring your identity, some labels should be put on hold until your understanding of yourself is a little more concrete

[i-can-be-king-again]

99 gay-ish asks (I’m (mostly) not gay but I wanna see what I’m like anyway)

how tall are you? 5′3″

what is your body type? thin

what is your favorite part about your body? my lips? idk lol

is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yes

are you more outgoing or more shy? More shy

are you more femme or butch? Femme

are you tol or smol? definitely smol lol

wine mom or vodka aunt? Vodka aunt

weird habit? Making graphs and lists

favorite meme? That tiktok where this girl talked about how girls shed their skin like reptiles and the guy was so conflicted whether to believe it or not lmao

do you sing in the shower? Yes

ever used a bow and arrow? no but I want to!

are/were you a theatre kid? I was too socially anxious to be in theatre lol

have you ever seen a broadway musical? Yes

do you think musicals are cheesy? I'm not sure lol, depends on the story

have you ever been a part of a protest or a march? No

favorite Cards Against Humanity Card? I can never remember any of them to have a favorite 

last movie you watched? Soul

behind the camera or in front of it? Behind

favorite tv show? The Good Place

meaning behind your url It was from a song called King by lauren aquilina

reason you joined tumblr It seemed fun

who’s your closest tumblr friend? I have several that are equally close

what’s something most people love that you hate? Tomatoes and beans

have you ever taken narcotics? No

have you had sex? Yes

have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? I never snuck out or did anything bad lol

worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told? Probably something in Among Us

describe your passion without mentioning it.  👑 

describe your best friend. Funny and very witty

give us one thing about you that no one knows. I’m not giving away confidential information lol

how do you feel right now? depressed

what is your biggest fear? I don’t know, having anxiety makes me afraid of everything lol

what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? In

what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far? Probably going to college or something

have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end? Yes

something you fantasize about. Having shapeshifting powers or winning the lottery

last time you cried and why Yesterday from stress

what was the last thing that made you laugh? a meme

do you really, truly miss someone right now? my friends mostly

who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My mom

the last time you felt broken? today actually

are you starting to realize anything? mostly that I chose the wrong degree cause I can’t find any jobs

are you more dominant or more submissive? more sub

i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank) I think you’re cute, easy to talk to, and funny

do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?  the range is 5 years younger to 5 years older

describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail. no thanks lol

do you have any kinks? Not really

first thing you notice in a person? Their face

how can someone win your heart? Idk

been rejected by a crush? All of them

have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? every person I’ve had feelings for never liked me back lmao

would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? No

is trust a big issue for you? Sort of?

did you hang out with the person you like recently? no :(

is confidence cute? always

what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I’d avoid talking to them

would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? No

does the person you have feelings for right now know you do? maybe? I don’t know

ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? always

do you want to get married not really

worst thing you’ve ever done? accidentally broke my sister’s arm when we were young while playing

three things that turn you on. I'm not sure lol, depends on the person I guess

who do you hate? myself lmao

favorite term of endearment? depends on the person

who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening? I never had one

intimidating girls or kind girls? Kind

what do you look for in a possible partner? Sense of humor, if I can feel comfortable with them, and trust

do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls? Feminine and androgynous

are you good at flirting? I'm not sure

who was the first person you came out to? I haven’t had to come out

do you have any friends who are wlw? no :/

is your crush wlw? yes

last person to make you reconsider your sexuality? I’m bi so I can like whoever the F I want lmao

write a short love poem to your crush/self? Nah

do you fall in love easily? Not anymore

is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? a lot of things lol

are you good at hiding your feelings? I'm so good that one of my previous crushes thought I was asexual lol

are you a forgiving person? depends on the situation

what is your “type?” Personality: class clown, confident, witty, sciencey. Looks: nothing specific but mostly between average and supermodel attractive

fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours? Fall asleep in his arms

tall girls or short girls? I'm fine with both

hugs or kisses? Hugs

twirl her around or get twirled? Get twirled

tummy kisses or thigh kisses? Thigh

hairline kisses or neck kisses? Neck

play with her hair or stroke her tummy? Hair

making out or soft kisses? Depends on the mood

hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist? Both

how confident are you in your sexuality? not at all lol

when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach? Oh yes

have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them? Yes, I've never told them because it usually led to rejection

how old were you when you realized you were into girls? I think around my early 20s

most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl? I’ve done anything embarrassing in front of one yet lol

do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon? I haven’t found one yet

what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality? People asked for a threesome.  With women, they said they didn’t like that I can also like men and I'm “unclean” because I've done it with a man 🙄

when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter? in high school

what is love to you? Idk

ask me anything.

[dykedykegooses]

i'm askin u every single even numbered question for the lesbian ask game

at least you didnt bother with the algebra this time, for which i am thankful

Femme or butch?

i’m more femme but i try to act butch sometimes and i just end up failing hopelessly. ‘look mom i know how to put air in a tire!!’ ‘peyton thats like… not even right’ or ‘oh SHIT look at that blitz!! that was cool’ ‘peyton that was a sack’ ‘oh’

Do you have a “type”? If so, describe it

not really, mostly just like… humor. if u funny we click

Plaid button-ups or leather jackets?

why not both?

no but seriously plaid tbh

Describe your style

um yes

converse, (ripped? sometimes) jeans, and whatever top i feel is appropriate for the Big Aesthetic today

Describe your aesthetic

yes

ive tried going more punk but its just kinda , not worked

my physical aesthetic is very adultolescent. i got chub and look like a freshman but ive been told i pass as a college senior so like

my Big Mood aesthetic is yes

Favorite article of clothing?

either my converse or my “”combat boots”” (theyre not and it makes me sound like an edgelord just saying that) (can you tell im gay)

OH WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY JEAN JACKET its like baggy and light and ive started sewing patches from my favorite bands on it (super punk right)

Favorite pair of shoes?

^^^

oh my black strappy heels, theyre surprisingly comfortable

Current haircut?

ive got a bleached bob rn

Any haircut goals for the future?

i kinda want a pixie cut bc i cant handle long hair however long hair is so PRETTY and wow

Describe the best date you’ve been on

iiiiiiiiii dont really know. ive been on very few. i have a Perfect Date in mind, and i guess my favorite was my first date with my ex. we had gotten back from a successful science competition (HAVE I MADE IT OBVIOUS IM A NERD YET IM A BIG OL NERD) and it was like midnight by the time we got back and we were both starving so we went to taco bell and just sat there talking and laughing and i know we were pissing off the staff, but we stayed til like two in the morning and we went home and honestly we both considered it a date but we didnt like… tell each other it was a date? if that makes sense? idk honestly im triggered

Describe the worst date you’ve been on

ugh oh god i went on a tinder date and this girl like in the DMs was like ‘hey do u smoke weed’ and im like ‘lol no’ and then like we made plans to meet up at a coffee shop and she asks me AGAIN if i smoke weed and im like……………. no and shes like ‘oh right lol’ well THIS BITCH sleeps through the time we were supposed to meet, completely stands me up, and then texts me back like an hour later and was like ‘omg im sorry i overslept!!!’ and it was like….. noon but ok so we meet up after my class and we just sit there really awkwardly trying to make conversation and she asks me AGAIN if i smoke weed im like ‘honey no i dont’ and we just talked about drugs for a while and when i left because i had to gtfo she like gave me an awkward hug and like i sent a text later that night bc im courteous and im like ‘hey i had a great time today’ (i didnt) ‘lmk if you ever want to meet up again!!’ and she just. ignored me lol.

Single? Taken?

im currently in a polyamorous relationship with myself and my anxiety

If taken, talk about your girlfriend/wife!

:)

If single, what are you looking for in a potential girlfriend/wife?

someone who’s able to make me laugh and deal with my bad ideas and will let me cook for her and wants to travel the world with me

Describe your dream wedding

its small. outside. maybe in a field or in front of a lake. i dont personally want a big ballgown, just a short white dress will do. lavenders everywhere. R A I N B O W  C A K E. reception where we slow dance to all the sappy romance songs. its great.

Do you want kids?

not really, but ive considered being a foster parent. i feel like im here to do good; i don’t want to have my own biological children, and im not sure i want to have the permanent responsibility of adopting a kid, but i feel i could handle fostering once we’re financially stable and have the room to accept children into our home.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

spain, definitely. somewhere in the north. i want to have a small farm with goats and chickens and vegetables and i want to be away from this american mess.

Favorite lesbian movie?

well ysee…………. the only two explicitly lesbian movies ive seen have been ‘all about E’ and ‘blue is the warmest color’ and i didnt like either of the lmfaoooo i prefer watching lesbian television shows tbqh (or, most commonly, just rewriting all the female characters in my head to be sapphic sooooooo dont @ me)

Favorite lesbian novel/story?

i mean same as above, i dont read as much as i like to. however, i did read “georgia peaches and other forbidden fruit” and that was Really Good and i did read another that was slightly better, but i forget the name but it was about a pakistani (?) girl who was struggling to come out to her parents bc they were very traditionalist but she joins the theater and her like really elite school and the girl she had a crush on basically outs her and is a bitch about it and GOD i wish i could remember it because it was really good

Favorite lesbian song?

ummmmmmmmmmmm i just recently listened to ‘honey’ by kehlani and that was pretty good and pretty gay, but my personal favorite is ‘girls’ by beatrice eli bc holy shit what a Mood

Favorite lesbian musician?

i love mary lambert and beatrice eli.

What lesbian stereotypes do you fit into, if any?

ummmmm now that im thinking of them i cant think of any. i used to play softball and soccer? i love cats. i immediately start planning out the next five years of our lives together anytime im remotely interested in a girl?

Ever been assumed to be nothing more than a gal pal?

i mean………………. no

If a woman wanted to woo you, what would a surefire way to accomplish that?

well bake cookies w me and lets go for a walk & go out and watch the stars at night in the bed of a truck

Be positive! What do you like most about being a lesbian?

I LOVE LOVING GIRLS!!!!!! I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN!!!!!! GIRLS ARE FANTASTIC!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Are you more of a cat person or a dog person?

why not both

idk ive never had a cat but i know i lov them

Turn ons?

i.......... dont know

yes

im gay

Turn offs?

long nails youch theyre pretty to look at but i mean at what price

not having anything to talk about

putting yourself down like a lot (i went on a date w this one girl and that was all she did like the entire date like......... im sorry ? :(???)

Do you usually ask other women out or do you wait for them to ask you?

if im being honest i would love for someone to ask me out but since that is Very Unlikely, i tend to be the one to message first and initiate dates and stuff

What is your dream career?

i want to be a psychological researcher in the field of social comparative psychology how sick is that!!!!! just play with dogs all day and record whether or not they boop their noses on a screen

also i wanna be a farmer and a bookstore owner but thats Farther down the line like , when im 50

Talk about your interests or hobbies!

im honestly such a psych nerd i love psychology what the fuck!! its so interesting like ppl are weird man idk brains are weird

im also having a really big green day phase like billie .. he so smol... and also anyone who wants to bash warning or the trilogy can fight me ok those are like My Favorite Albums

im going to a concert in february to see declan mckenna, a Giant Meme

im getting a tattoo w some lyrics of declan’s actually its gonna be sick

What is the most attractive quality a woman can have?

yes

idk for me its being able to have quick, witty, skillful jokes i just love listening to girls talk and tell stories and jokes like wow im gay

also long curly hair? thats always a Solid Look

Do you love easily or does it take time for you to warm up to someone?

i mean. do we really wanna open this can of worms rn

too late, its open

i get those microcrushes where you like see a girl and youre like ‘WOW IM GAY DATE ME’ however once it comes to actually being in a relationship i throw my full weight behind it and worry that im being too suffocating or that im pushing my boundaries etc and ive been told that makes me come off really cold and uncaring so lol choose ur own adventure, you decide

Ever fallen for your best-friend?

unfortunately

Ever fallen for a straight girl?

can you even call yourself a lesbian if you havent

The L-Word: yes or no? (love it or hate it?)

i havent seen it, im such a fake lesbian

Favorite comfort food?

mac n cheese

or pizza

or cheesy potatos

OR CHEESY TOAST

scientific conclusion: im a fatass

Coffee or tea?

coffer

Vegetarian? Vegan? None of the above?

im vegetarian!! have been on and off for like two years now

Do you have any pets?

i have one pup sittin right next to me and shes the prettiest girl in the world

Early-riser or night-owl?

yes

idk i get up at like 9 which is early for me but not as early as like. 5. so

more like night-owl. thanks teenage hormones!

What is your sign?

pisces

Can you drive?

yes

can i drive well?

no

but i do have a sense of direction so thats cool

Who was your first lesbian crush?

tbh.................... my best friend, but i didnt realize it was a crush at the time

the first Gay Crush i had that i knew was a crush was on my close friend at the time, now my ex girlfriend

At what age did you know you were a lesbian?

uhhhhhhhhhh lesbian specifically, like 15-16. queer, i knew in like fall semester freshman year (so like 13??)

At what age did you come out (if you have)?

i mean, i come out to people all the time. first time i came out explicitly as a lesbian was when i was like 15 or 16 (actually i came out to a close straight friend and my ex and they both said ‘congrats’ like it was weird but very nice) and the first time i came out as queer/questioning was to my then-best friend at like 13 and i came out to my mom (involuntarily) at like 17? ish?

Are you crushing on anyone at the moment (celebrity or otherwise)?

yes im crushing on every girl simultaneously at all times

just kidding

(not really)

i dont really have any explicit crushes that i can think of im just really gay

Talk about how your day went

it was fine. got free froyo so that was cool. found out i made an A on my bio practical, so that was cool too. however, i wore a crop top and it was like 55 degrees out and raining so i looked like a total Idiot but yk follow ur slutty gay dreams amiright ladies

Talk about your dreams/aspirations for the future

most of mine are career-centric, but a few are personal.

i wanna go to costa rica in may, i wanna go to yale over the summer, i wanna go to NYC pride in june, i wanna go to spain after i graduate, i wanna go to grad school, i wanna be a psychological researcher, i wanna move to spain or england or hell even france, i wanna have my own farm with the woman i love, i wanna own an LGBT bookstore/library, i wanna just live a quiet life near the sea and not have to worry so much after a while.

Least favorite gay celebrity?

this is a weird one to end on, but iiiiiiim not sure i have one? i can tell you ellen page is probably my favorite, but i cant think of many i dislike so

[folkinaroud]

do all the gay asks please ♥️

(you are a pain in the ass but i’m doing this because you’re cute)

1. describe your idea of a perfect date

it honestly doesn’t matter what we’re doing just as long as we’re having fun and laughing and really enjoying each other

2. whats your “type”

people with similar interests as me and not either really butch or really femme and maybe like 5′4 with really dark brown hair and really pretty eyes that owns a cardboard cut-out of ryan ross… hope that isn’t too specific (oh and also really dom too lol)

3. do you want kids?

um maybe??? idk that’s kinda far in my future and i don’t really know what i’ll want in ten years

4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?

both adoption and insemination are cool w/ me

5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on

we went to a cornfield maze which was pretty cute i guess (with a third wheel shoutout to haley if youre reading this)

6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?)

idk if i would call it nervous but i was definitely like “oh my God this is happening ok just do it just *** **** **** **** *** *****”

7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?

night time !

8. opinion on nap dates?

they are Good because i am always Tired

9. opinion on brown eyes?

cute !

10. dog gay or cat gay?

(ok i really love both but today i’m feeling) cat gay

11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles?

yes dating them is a great excuse to hang out with their cool as shit pets

12. whats a turn off you look for before you start officially dating someone

being mean to customer service people is probably the ONE thing that i absolutely can’t stand (and also being mean in general)

13. what is a misconception you had about lgb people before you realized you were one?

that they were an inappropriate topic (like i would never say the words gay or lesbian i would be like “are they…. you know…. g??”)

14. what is a piece of advice you would give to your younger self

don’t cry when mason cox (haha fucker with a  weird last name) says that of all the people in the room that you are most likely a lesbian… cause it’s TRUE

15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?

N/A

16. who is an ex you regret?

all the boys (shoutout to dallon weekes)

17. night club gay or cafe gay?

cafe gay

18. who is one person you would “go straight” for

y’all already know it’s ryan ross (or like mark cuban, he ugly but the bitch got $$$$)

19. video game gay, book gay, or movie gay?

movie gay

20. favourite gay ship (canon or not)

i don’t wanna say ryden so i’m saying rick and drew from the night shift because Break Those Fucking Stereotypes Boys

21. favourite gay youtuber

ryan minaj does, has, and always will own my entire ass

22. have you ever unknowingly asked out a straight person?

no (thank god)

23. have you ever been in love?

…………….maybe ???? i believe that loving people is different than being in love and i definitely love and have loved people but being in love is something that i really wish to achieve one day (with you know who [and no not voldemort])

24. have you ever been heartbroken?

lol no oops i destroy all of my relationships to avoid that shit

25. how do you determine if you want to be them or be with someone

how much my heart beats when i talk to them

26. favourite lgb musician/band

beatrice eli holy fuckin shit

27. what is a piece of advice you have for young / baby gays

i kinda am a baby gay but for those younger than me i guess just don’t let anyone make you feel like you’re less for your sexuality

28. are you out? if so how did you come out

i am like half-out i guess so my immediate family knows (i told my mom in the car and she like lowkey didn’t believe me), some extended family, my friends, and then with people at school its like i never say i’m gay but i just am gay

29. what is the most uncomfortable / strange coming out experience you have

i came out to my sister and then we went out to dinner a little while after and then in front of my parents (who i was luckily out to holy shit) goes “ok are you like gay or bi you never said and it was just like kinda the worst thing ever and borderline unacceptable (shoutout to sabrina’a mom)

30. what is a piece of advice for people who may not be in a safe place to express their sexuality

don’t come out please just wait for a time where you can be happy and cut the people out of your life who don’t accept you. for now just keep telling yourself that you can be who you are one day (sorry if that’s shitty i live in a pretty lgbt-safe environment)