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DESKTOP DOG: companionship and plastic love mission statement zine is here!!!
$5 or PWYC*, i can send these out to the USA or Canada for free.
this is an appetizer not just for the DESKTOP DOG project, but for other upcoming works of mine as well. if you’re at all interested in ideas of nostalgia, especially as it relates to some relevant “Y2K” aesthetics, i urge you to check it out - i think it’s pretty neat!! if enough sell i may consider doing a digital release as well.
*if ur price is under $5 i will have to ask you to cover shipping regardless of location
DM me or email [email protected] if you are looking to get yourself a copy (or copies)!!!
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Retail Insights February 17, 2018 http://ift.tt/2EyaG22
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Overhead TV in video game shop tells u what games are popular at the moment
Shopping Baskets for your convenience
Discounts Signage at every exit or entrance and turning points in the departmental store
Race Track in Sportswear Retail Store
Use to Balloons to demonstrate lightweight of Jewelry
How tall are u in LEGO Bricks
Unlimited Talk & Text with COLES Prepaid
Giant Display Pen at Melbourne Pen Depot
Sports Shoes in Disguise
Signs with quotes around clothing store
How to show discounted price on price tags
Mannequin's nipple showing through clothing
Smiley bookends
Smiley face next to SALES sign attract customers in
Arrow on overhead sign direct customers to store
Spotlights for perfume
Scooter Driver earns income by driving advertising board
Customer Comments on Whiteboard outside store
Y u should quit smoking
Y not buy a pet tag for ur pet
Turn background wall of florist into greenery
Giant Lego Brick on top of Shelves Attract ur Attention
How do u retract Bag Strap so that it stops distracting u
How do u retract Bag Strap so that it stops distracting u?
I bought a bag from Kathmandu at Emporium Mall, Melbourne CBD, Victoria, Australia. I really like that I could Velcro the bag straps to keep those unsightly straps from hanging out and distracting me and accumulating dirt and bacteria. I wish that you could implement this feature in all your bags that allow the wearer to velcro all the bag straps. 
Please take a free copy
U will not buy what u cannot see clearly in the darkness -Kate Spade
Bookshop's Overhead Sign direct u to the right section to locate your Book
Reminder Tag about how much savings u will get when u earn X amount of Points
If only I can Press a button or Plug in my Earphones to hear the sound system of the Display TV.
Television Playing Cartoon integrated into Toy Shelves attract Kids to pester their parents into buying toys
Departmental Store's Mirror with brand name on it
Get Exact In Store Shelf Locations with KINO Navi app
OFFER signs installed next to entrance or exit of departmental store
Flower Petals adorn Jewelry
Organise Magazine Types with Tabbed Labels
Baby Care on the Go!
BE HAPPY Balloons in store ignite positive moods in customers = higher chance of sales and increase Salary Increments from Profits
Services at a single glance at Officeworks
Free Balloons at Officeworks
Giant GIFT Cards Overhead
Bag Frame Products
Ribbon tie SALE tag next to product on Store's Front Window
Photo Image of Model wearing outfit on Clothing Rack in Store
Ribbon on Front Window of Chocolate Shop
Balloons in Retail Store
Imagine Explicitly Advertise BPA Free - Food Safe Containers max DAISO's Management bonus
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Touchscreen tablet introduce u to features of Tempur products
Kathmandu's Ambient Lighting Levels Design
Bottle Opener LED Carabiner
Clothing Alteration Services seen at a single glance from store front
Retail Store Green Star Store Rating
Fluxing Paper Strings on Blowing Fan attracts customer attention
Overhead signs remind customers that there are more stores below
Store apologise for not having pets in
-O- design as Monkey Head
BrandName integrate with what it sells to quickly communicate selling point to customers
AS FEATURED tag on clothing stand in David Jones mall
Bright Coloured Handkerchief in Suit Pocket grab customer attention
NEW ARRIVAL Tag on clothing hanger
Whatever, i'm late anyways WATCH
Artsy Visual Merchandising of Optometrist
Merchandise is protected from Theft by ink tags
Pair Matching Ties with Color of Work Shirt to eliminate mental fatigue and poor fashion choice of male customers
Door Lock auto locks when you enter, Lock Unlock when you press handle down without need to turn knob to unlock door
MOVIE or QUIRKY fan with eyeball on one of its blade with rotating eye as the fan blades turn. Complete with Eye Lashes
Simplistic Clothing Hanger Stand
CHANGE the way you look at things and the the things you look at CHANGE
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Stockings in David Jones mall
NEW tag max profit on Kitchen Gadget
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Flower Petal Make Up Mirror
Style Straight to your Inbox by David Jones mall
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Sign encourage you to talk to any of the friendly staff about office solutions
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Baskets at easy to reach levels at Officeworks
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Pile of Bags grab my attention
How do you play with ur phone while having a haircut
Rotating LEGO Toy Display
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Golden Images on Red Packets Signify Wealth in the coming year
Gold Stamp on Property Agency Brochure remind prospects of Wealth Generating Opportunities
Artsy Post-It with Panda
Typo in BIO CHEF Brochure
Hi!
Would you please correct your brochure on the typo "Nutrients" (See photo attached) as it seems unprofessional which =loss of Sales;Profits & significantly reduced ur Salary increments & Bonus
13 in 1 Kitchen Gadget - BIOCHEF
RAM UPGRADEABLE TAG sells laptop
AS SEEN ON FACEBOOK Tag in DAISO
Communicate the quality of images shot on phone in order to max profits on sale of phones
Coloured Zipper Tag needed to eliminate frustration from looking for zipper that are of the same colour as the luggage or bag
Model's Tattoo on Ad Poster attract a niche market = max profits
TRY ME sign on toy engage customers hands = max sales n profits
Align brand name right next to sales or discounts sign eliminating customers attention gap
Turn hair salon mirrors into selling point with decorative frame around border
Overhead mirror turn un-utilised ceiling space into selling points
How do you push a card inserted into a casing pocket out easily
Y not place shoe product in front of mini Tv that show different ground terrains
Pair shopping baskets with brochures in departmental store
Gift ribbon tying bath towels
Selling points integrated into ironing board
Gift ribbon integrated with photo frame
Rotating product retain customer attention longer
Turn elevator doors into advertising space for departmental store
Coloured zipper wanted for backpack and luggage bags
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Kathmandu Australia
249 Park Street, South Melbourne
PO Box 984, South Melbourne
Victoria, Australia 3205
Attention: Chief Executive Officer
RE: Coloured zipper wanted for backpack and luggage bags
Dear Sir/Madam
Please see photos attached: I hope this letter finds you well. I bought a backpack/Duffel Bag 3 in one item from your Emporium Mall store in Melbourne CBD. I find it difficult to locate the zipper as the zipper and its zipper string is black in colour which blends into the (background) colour of the backpack (black). I created a DIY solution for this by separately purchasing a different coloured luggage zipper string from MYER Emporium. I wish that you would consider selling coloured luggage zipper strings in your stores (this cannot be patented). Or otherwise pair coloured zippers with all of your products as an alternative or as is. This will create an additional revenue stream and enhance customer retention not to mention eliminating stress, confusion from trying to locate the zipper through the thousands of times a user engages in opening the bag. The time saved would translate into productivity for work or play which means money for Elite bosses who are your mates.
You could simply spare 3 mins to delegate this task to your assistant so she/he can delegate others to carry out the necessary review and implementation. By championing this change as a new project, this would definitely look great on your curriculum vitae and justify for significant salary increments and huge bonus payouts?
Please conduct a review and implement this throughout the country and worldwide. The above could not be patented (Simply make a 5 minutes call to the local patent office) and would bring significant benefits to you. Please ask your lawyer to email me a legal letter so I can sign with witness signatures to relinquish all monetary benefits and credit I will gain from this. I am not submitting an unsolicited idea but simply highlighting a problem. However you choose to solve this problem is up to you and all monetary benefits and credit goes to you.
A copy of this letter had been snail mailed and emailed to your C.E.O & Minister as my internet/computer maybe hacked or communication blockage from disgruntled employees due to fear, authoritative hierarchy, herd mentality, and a myriad of other interesting reasons from people who are resistant to change due to invested benefits in the current system even if the change is for the greater good of the company/community. Men’s Ego and Decision Makers being unable to take credit may prevent the realisation of the action from this feedback. I do apologise for this politically incorrect and badly structured letter to incite you into action. Please understand that I spend time and effort to gather this observation, prepare this letter and print the attach colour photo at my own expense. I do so with pure intention.
Thank you for your time in reading this letter.
P.S. “We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like” : Fight Club. “Man surprised me most about humanity. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”
Regards,
Jianfa (Ben) Tsai
Design Thinker
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Sign on Staircase steps attract customers to explore and climb up the stairs = Max Sales- Profit- ur Salary
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