#and its 76 outside so its not gonna get cooler for awhile

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

can it please cool down in here I'm wearing a sports bra that used to be too stretched to fit and it fits and I'm getting a little dysphoric rn

[noncompliant-fuckery]

1-99, it's been a while :)

I know :) but mostly cause all the ones I’ve been seeing are ones we already done or are kinky as shit and that’ll possibly be awkward.

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

-Batman-Jaden Smith. Retrograde-James Blake. H.E.R- Focus.  Loyalty-Kendrick Lamar.  Location-Khalid. Blind Man-Xavier Omar.

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

-All of my ancestors.

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

-I don’t know where I put my books and technically the only book I have near me right now is two of my diaries which are strategically hidden in my room and that's a book, right? So anyways, “I think she was talking about me, I hope. I've been thinking about it with a smile on my face since.”

4: What do you think about most?

-college and everything i'm neglecting to do

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

-”Your glasses should be here in a day or two.”-dad

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

Without. Just underwear. The less the better honestly 😉

7: What’s your strangest talent?

Lol Nothing will prepare you for what I have to say... So every once in awhile but not very often something will happen to my eye and if I press the part by my tear duct next to the bridge of my nose it’ll make a squeaky sound. I think it’s linked to my allergies lol

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

-Boys go to mars and girls go to jupiter? Haha idk

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

-Never had the pleasure.

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

-Probably last week tbh

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

-fear of having someone slice the back of my knees

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

-I was always more of a sticking foreign objects in my mouth kind of kid (that sounded so bad lol)

13: What’s your religion?

Agnostic I think.

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

-Fucking around on my ripstik. At the beach, or just walking around exploring.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

-Neither honestly.

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

-Not much of a band person but my favorite artist right now is Chance the Rapper. Green day was good at some point though.

17: What was the last lie you told?

-Probably that I support my dad getting a second job and that I stayed home all week when I didn’t. Both told to my parents. You may be an angel but I am a horrible person inside lol

18: Do you believe in karma?

-Yes.

19: What does your URL mean?

I’m half stud, and half muffin. Style wise. Named by my sister.

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

-weakness: no perseverance. strength: finding the good in every bad situation and coming up with clever ways to do things either for fun or to solve problems.

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

-Michelle Rodriguez 😍

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

-Nah

23: How do you vent your anger?

-A frustrated scream, a lot of cussing, a strong urge to punch something. But this only happens if I'm completely alone and can’t hear me and i'm not thinking about consequences. Which is quite literally never. Otherwise, I get very very quiet.

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

-I have a collection of empty water bottles littering my bedroom floor right now?

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

-Depends on the conversation and person. But I like video chatting with you to remember what you look like and sound like sometimes. Its also fun 😊

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

-I’d say it’s a nice improvement.

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

-hate: pure silence because it is most definitely not silent. Love: the sound of grocery bags being carried into my house lol

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

-What if I stayed in gymnastics or tae kwon do

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

-Thats complicated. I believe something happens to the dead and I’m not sure “heaven” is the end destination. Humans are aliens. We are not special and if people believe we are a lone here, their dumb af.

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

-My fan and Bob the teddy bear

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

-Nothing, my allergies are killing me right now.

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

-Nothing's quite made that much of an impression for me to remember such a place.

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

-Theres no snow on the East Coast..I think

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

-Jidenna. He has an interesting look.

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

-Life is a grand experiment to test all that can make or break us.

36: Define Art.

- A ketchup stain on a white t-shirt.

37: Do you believe in luck?

-Depends but yes.

38: What’s the weather like right now?

-Blue skies, the sun is shining, a couple baby clouds and the wind is blowing the leaves outside my window. Seems hot.

39: What time is it?

-3:30pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

-Yes. So many close calls but no not yet.

41: What was the last book you read?

-Book 3 of The Testing series called Graduation Day by Joelle Charbonneau. College interrupted my finishing it.

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

-Love it.

43: Do you have any nicknames?

-Shoshoes, Worm.

44: What was the last film you saw?

-Dawn of the Plant of the Apes or maybe Kidnap

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

-Sprained my neck and back

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

-No there scary up close but one landed on my ass once.

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

-Starting old shows that have like 10 seasons

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

-Lesbian

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

-Don’t quite remember but possibly. Nothing to crazy I’m sure

50: Do you believe in magic?

-I believe that there's a possibility for it one day.

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

-Yes

52: What is your astrological sign?

-Aries 😈

53: Do you save money or spend it?

-Both. Not a good combination

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

-Movie tickets

55: Love or lust?

-Lust

56: In a relationship?

-Nope

57: How many relationships have you had?

-One real one.

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

-lol no.

59: Where were you yesterday?

-In my room

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

-My shorts are pink and black.

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

-Less clothes the better, remember.

62: What’s your favourite animal?

-Turtles

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

-Make em laugh

64: Where is your best friend?

-Home finally I think?

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

armyofchaos of course, elaxisfae, prettyboyshyflizzy, aniefiok, sixpenceee

66: What is your heritage?

-Who knows.

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

-Talking you and playing Assassins Creed

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

-Watson

69: Biggest turn ons?

-lol

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

-Yes

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

-Sorry little guy, I’ve got bills. But I'll call the cops or get someone's attention to do it for me.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

-A: the important people will know. B: Complete my promises. C:Hell yea, the hell is after this life??? What happens to my inner voice? Me???

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

-Trust is love.

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

-Off the top of my head, Yoga by Janelle Monae and Jidenna.

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

-5703

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

-Laughing and communicating

77: How can I win your heart?

-By giving a damn.

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

-If I’m to be honest, those pills.

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

-Being friends with you

80: What size shoes do you wear?

-All my shoes right now are men's and those are size 8

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

-”Here lies a gay potato”

82: What is your favourite word?

-Fuckernaut. I call ppl that in my head quite often. Yes, that includes you.

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

-Fuck.

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

-Oh my god, honestly, definitely, seriously, jeez… I have a problem, help lol

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

-Currently,Drake-Marvins Room.

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

-Black, army green, burgundy.

87: What is your current desktop picture?

-Some kind of stone stairway/hallway. I should really update it.

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

-That fucking orange cheeto with legs.

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

-Depending on the person “How do you really feel?”

90: Turn offs?

-Trump supporters

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

-Telekinesis.

92: where are your parents from?

-America

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

-When my mom started getting sick

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

-We’ll go with Kehlani today.

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

-You already know where 😊

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

-Yup, a couple of dumbasses.

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

-Not inside the car but out the door on the side of the road.

98: Ever been on a plane?

-When I was little.

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say.

-You stupid fucks.

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40. 100 Questions

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up. You’re My Better Half - Keith Urban Need You Now - Lady Antebellum Pound The Alarm - Nicki Minaj We Came Up - Tim Hicks What You Do To Me - Dan + Shay Almost Famous - Eminem 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Eminem 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. ‘Almost Adulting’ by Arden Rose “Unless you are contemplating doing meth. Don’t do meth.”   4) What do you think about most? The past 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? “I have a few people like that too”

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? With 7) What’s your strangest talent? Don’t have one 8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence) Girls are mostly bitches and boys are easier to get along with 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? Not that I know of 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? Been awhile lol 11) Do you have any strange phobias? I hate having eyes on inanimate objects looking at me 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Not that I can remember lol 13) What’s your religion? Christian 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Walking 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Nickelback hands down 17) What was the last lie you told? Don’t remember 18) Do you believe in karma? Yeah 19) What does your screen name mean? Nothing that I know of 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? For weakness I would say probably biting my tongue when I shouldn’t and for my strength I would have to say being understanding 21) Who is your celebrity crush? Ashton Irwin 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Nope 23) How do you vent your anger? In many different ways, which most are never really the best lol  24) Do you have a collection of anything? Books and CD’s 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Phone 26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become? In some ways 27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? People smacking when they’re eating; music 28) What’s your biggest “what if”? What if I stay at this dead end job for the rest of my life? 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and I believe that there’s definitely a possibility 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Right; a night stand Left; a wall 31) Smell the air. What do you smell? The clothes detergent 32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to? My middle school 33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast? East Coast 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Niall Horan 35) To you, what is the meaning of life? To create yourself 36) Define: Art. People have different opinions 37) Do you believe in luck? Not really 38) What’s the weather like right now? Rainy 39) What time is it? 3:22pm 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Nope, in drivers ed at the moment 41) What was the last book you read? The Black Witch 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? No it gives me a headache 43) Do you have any nicknames? Shell and Meech(y) 44) What was the last movie you saw? Good question lol 45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? Probably when I sprained my wrist 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? Nope 47) Do you have any obsessions right now? Not really 48) What’s your favorite music genre? Rap 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? Plenty 50) Do you believe in magic? Sure 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Depends 52) What is your astrological sign? Pisces 53) Do you save money or spend it? Both lol 54) What’s the last thing you purchased? Ice cream 55) Love or lust? Love 56) In a relationship? Nope 57) Are you a virgin? Yup 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No, my tongue is pretty short lol 59) Where were you yesterday? Drivers ed class 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yup 61) Are you wearing socks right now? Nope 62) What’s your favorite animal? Penguin 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Idk I haven’t found it yet haha 64) Where is your best friend? At their homes I’m guessing 66) What is your heritage? A mix between Native, Acadian, and European (Irish) 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Sleeping 68) What do you think is Satan’s last name? I don’t think anyone from the Bible really had last names 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? The one that aren’t bitches 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? I’m getting fired lol 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? Well my family and friends more than likely b) What do you do with your remaining days? Good question, probably cry lol c) Would you be afraid? Well yeah 73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love. Love 74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? There’s a few 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? Uh no lol 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Trust, loyalty, and love 77) How can I win your heart? Not too sure 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? Well that’s why I’m creative haha 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? To get the help that I desperately needed 80) What size shoes do you where? Anywhere between 8-9 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? Well my name would be nice 82) What is your favorite word? Fuck 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart. Broken 84) What is a saying you say a lot? Fuck it 85) What’s the last song you listened to? Its Time - Imagine Dragons 86) Basic question: what’s your favorite color/colors? Purple, blue, and green 87) What is your current desktop picture? Roses 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? LOL 89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? There’s quite a few 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Well if they’re not doing anything, I’d probably go back to sleep 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Teleportation 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Graduation 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Middle school 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Ashton Irwin 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Ireland 96) Do you have any relatives in jail? Not any that I talk to 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? Not that I can remember 98) Ever been on a plane? Nope 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? Get a fucking grip 100) Give me your top 5 favorite singers/bands Eminem, 5SOS, Nickelback, Luke Bryan, and Avril Lavgine