#and like I have a perfectly fine cane currently plus my joints probably wont magically get better any time soon

[fennopunk]

You know those wooden furnitures that are grown into the right shape by bending and pruning the tree as a sapling? I want to do that, but make a cane :D

I don't think it would even take terribly long. Probably few years at least, yeah, depending on what tree species I chose and the size of the sapling, but not like decades or something.