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#and like. hes introduced dragging half a corpse through a banquet hall
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something so appealing about a lil sadistic bastard of a man who could kill you in mere seconds but who also can act the perfect gentleman
#this isnt about serial killers ok its about my blorbos
#toland mostly
#recently callisto
#hes somehow the least insane character?? besides reynold
#and like. hes introduced dragging half a corpse through a banquet hall
#and he treats penelope the best!!
#hes not that much of a gentleman though lol he does care deeply about her tho ig
#i dont mean touch her and you die book boyfriends either really
#the gentleman thing is part of the killing thing
#i mean like. actual maniac
#anyways i was just thinking how i have the opposite problem to short kings. listen why are all these men so fucking tall
#im aroace so idc but man. if i wasnt itd be so awful to find a good person because im 5 feet tall
#if the guy is tall enough you could suck em off standing
#isnt that something
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