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tj-crochets · 1 year

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I would argue that at least some of your current super powers are useful and great, given the superhuman speed at which you create amazing crafts!! (I would kill to be able to sew/knit/crotchet so fast)

You know, I had not considered that a superpower, but maybe I should! Speed crafting! :D Thanks, nonny! I gotta say I like the speed crafting power a lot more than I like the "detect the presence of mint/coconut/lysol by wheezing" powers lol

#ask away!#thanks nonny!#I think everyone has their own sort of mundane super powers #one of my brother's is 'every single jacket he tries on in thrift or antique stores fits him like it's tailored to him'#my sister has a lot of weirdly identical twins in art from the 1800s #my mom can find free pianos on the side of the road #and my dad has been hit by cars as a pedestrian a weirdly large number of times #he's okay! none of the accidents were very severe? but like wtf dad are you a car magnet?????#I guess as the resident beetle magnet I have no leg to stand on there lol #I think on the more useful end of the mundane superpowers scale #is my ability to be temporarily adopted by grandparents in airports #pretty much every single time I've flown by myself I've ended up temporarily adopted. Usually by a grandma sometimes by a grandpa #and they'll check on me and make sure I have a jacket and food and someone coming to the airport to pick me up #and sometimes they walk me to my connecting flight

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