#and not coworker strife and giving kabru a new heart attack every day with jaguar milk

[arachnostalgiac]

coffee shop au wherein marcille's goal is to hookup with her infuriating coworker's hot sister and laios's goal is to get marcille to try all these exotic milks he wants to push corporate to allow

complicating this is that one guy who comes in and is all "oh yeah, you need to steam buffalo milk at a slightly different temperature", the guy who keeps almost getting fired for trying to start a union, and izutsumi (izutsumi)