#and reacts to colleen's christmas present fic!

[mieczyhale]

a messy rambling reaction post to “the night before christmas”, a fic written by @penguinsandpanthers as a present for me

under the cut because its A Lot lmao

i know i made a post about this the night i read it but it’s gotta be part of the official review because it genuinely made me wanna laugh really hard ;lsdflk;s also i gotta note now (as i probably will several times) colleen is INCREDIBLE at getting me right. like she always has been but it’s just gotten progressively better to the point that im like “idk how u know that’s what i’d do/say but you’re absolutely right” and if we weren’t besties i’d be t errified 

OKAY. SO. and ya there’s gonna be screencaps here and there bc i can 

*I LOVE LOVELOVELVOE THE BAR CONCEPT!! IDK WHAT I EXPECTED BUT IT WASN’T TH AT BUT IM SO GLAD IT WAS ;LSDFJLK *the inclusion of my limitations and stuff made me really happy and added a lot to the everpresent realness *Sam...is a dick *the appearance of Cas was !!!!!!!!

*im already in love with him but this shit right here made it wORSE LKSDJLKFLK AHHHHH *THE FACT THAT I MOVED THERE FOR THE LEGALIZED WEED. REAL TALK. ICONIC.  *catch me crying about the level of identity respect up in this chilis tonight *cas is so sweet im gllksdflkjksddlksd *everytime you describe my outfits in fics it’s always sO ON POINT. LIKE?? I JUST WORE THAT SAME SHIT A FEW DAYS AGO 

*my commentary on heterosexuals always makes my fuckin life

*;sdkf;slksdf idk if i wanna say it took only four pages or a whole four pages for me to be a got damn perv *when sam took colleen home my first thought was YAS GIRL GET IT. y’all really need to get together uhhh soon alwaysk bitch *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*BIIIIITCH I WAS LIKE “SHE ISNT...SHE DIDNT..” BUT SHE DID AHH *me getting stuck in the fucking snow really would be how i’d get into danger ffs *WHY ARE CREATURES ALWAYS SO FUCKING CREEPY HOLY SHIT LIKE TURN IT DOWN??? UR MAKING IT REALLY OBVIOUS AND IF I HAD A WEAPON I’D SHOOT U

*HE SHOWED UP TO SAVE THE DAY AND THE AMOUNT OF INTERNAL CHEERING U GH MY HERO  *HE’S SUCH A BADASS IM CRY *FUCK LAZARUS. FUCK HIM. HE COULD’VE JUST DROPPED ME BUT NOOO HE HAD TO SLAM MY HEAD AGAINST THE CAR WOW WAY TO BE FUCKIN EXTRA, JACKASS  *i love that i was concerned about smelling like lemon and garlic like... hashtag mood *the mental image of me in Sam’s clothes?? and like.. the whole safe and warm th ing?? made me actually feel safe and warm?? im love

*TBH *MY DUMB ASS JUST CASUALLY DROPPING SEXUAL HINTS ACCIDENTALLY. THE NUMBER OF TIMES I’VE DONE THAT.. *but i mean like.... tru *the rolling commentary on my mental state is honestly so on point like... the number of times i’ve started a sentence with “as much as i want to die...” *my dad?? a jackass?? o h n o w a y *MACE U STUBBORN BITCH STOP HARASSING YOUR SEXY BOSS OH MY GOD *motherfuckin nachos!!!!!! my reaction was honestly “o shit nachos?? fuck yeah bitch!” *SHAPESHIFTER. YOU MADE HIM A SHAPESHIFTER. IF YOU WERENT STRAIGHT I’D KISS YOU *HE CAN TURN INTO ANIMALS WHA TT WH FUCK LSDKJLDLKSLK *CAT!CAS GOT ME READY TO DIE *HE CAN TURN INTO PEOPLE O HMGOD THAT WOULD CREEP ME TF OUT?? I MEAN IT’S SO COOL BUT AHHHH *you..... gave him fangs... f a ngs... faa n gs.. fAngs?? faNGS f a n g s *i’m gonna cry

*OH *BOOD *SUPER FUCKING BOOD  *THE MOST ME OF ALL THE MES *some bitchass targeted rachel?? mY dean’s rachel?? if he hadn’t killed them i would’ve what the f UCK them bitches trippin

*YET ANOTHER BOOD *me, wanting to continue working in a supernaturally dangerous environment is honestly.... the realest thing ever  *aww you managed to fit in some angst for me. what an icon. what would i do without u honestly?? *my first reaction and defense was to get angry l;sdfdljlkjsf the accuracy j esus

*listen... l i s t e n....l i STEN.... god please  *”might as well keep drinking” MY LIFE MOTTO. YES.

*;LKLVJVDFJGFJG;LD

*THIS BITCH he’s lucky he’s cute  *”what’s the use of being snowed in with your hot boss if you didn’t do something you regret in the morning?” ICONIC  *the lead up into sexy times got me blushing for real i can FEEL my face turning red got damn *”do your worst.” YAAS U MASOCHISTIC BITCH. GET IT *PERMANENT. THAT’S A KINK *A SWORD *HE BROUGHT A SWORD INTO BED *C O L L E E N. MARRY M E.  *a sword at my throat je s su fckkin chri st p;isd;ofdsd;dsdl;f *GOD WHY IS THIS NOT MY LIFE  *IM RE-READING IT FOR THIS AND IM NOT GONNA SCREENCAP ANY OF THIS BIT BC IT’S JUST S O MUCH (ALSO WHY IM NOT REACTING TO EVERYTHING IN THIS SCENE EVEN THO I ACTUALLY DID REACT TO E V E R Y T H I N G) BUT DEAR GOD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST SMUT YOU’VE WRITTEN FOR ME EVER. KINKS? ON POINT. EVERYTHING LITERALLY E V E ERY THING?? O N POINT *AND THE END OF THE FIC IS SO PLAYFUL AND CUTE I LOVE IT

I LOVED IT SO FUCKING MUCH YOU HETERO BITCH. I KNOW IT’S GONNA BE ONE I READ OVER AND OVER AGAIN (LIKE ALL YOUR TFW FICS TBH) THIS WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER HOW AM I SO LUCKY TO KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WRITES SUCH AMAZING SHIT AND THEN WRITES IT FOR ME W H A T HI I WOULD DIE FOR YOU .