#and said otp is el calling every woman she ever sees pretty like if she doesnt inform everyone that women are hot she will literally DIE | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

nyxi-pixie · 2 years

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mentioned this in my mike never showing interest in women essay but

el literally has more moments where she calls women attractive than mike does💀 CANONICALLY. as far as i remember she calls both nancy and billys mum pretty (im p sure she does it one more time but i dont rlly remember so i might be lying to u here)

whereas mike. literally. only ever calls el pretty(which he hasnt done in over 2 seasons now. idk if he does it in s2 or not but im 90% sure he doesnt in s3 or 4). like. he never acknowledges any other woman being attractive. not fictional characters. not celebrities. not past crushes. nothing. BUT he refers to el as superman. el who hes dating. implying he wants to date superman????? girlie what????

#theyre both gay #elmike are literally mlm wlw solidarity #elmax #byler #its just. megaminds valentines are like omg🥰🥰 my otp<3<3 #and said otp is el calling every woman she ever sees pretty like if she doesnt inform everyone that women are hot she will literally DIE #and mike putting his entire wheelussy into never showing any interest in women.#like literally if el never showed up in s1 looking enough like will that hop was out trying to find her bc she thought it was will #then mike wld literally be so obviously a fruit salad #i mean he is anyway #but hes got this lesbian w him to pretend hes not so idk whatever works for him ig

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