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stevethehairington · 2 years
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jewish robin buckley anyone?
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can you write christmas headcanons with the batboys, the batgirls, and bruce? like setting up the apartment/house and baking blablabla
✦ a/n — I’m writing this with the holiday celebrations as a secular thing in mind.
Bruce Wayne
Bruce honestly doesn’t have enough time to set up the manor, but he makes it up to you by actually helping you choose the decorations.
I mean, don’t get me wrong, he’s enthusiastic about it, he’s just busy. And he makes as much time as possible for you and the family.
Bruce enjoys baking for the holidays. I’m sure that’s one of the few activities he enjoyed as a kid when Alfred tried to keep his mind off how sad the holidays would be without his parents.
December is like Gala Time™︎ so the season is hectic for everybody at the manor. Never a dull moment is spent at that house.
And he likes it that way. I think Bruce prefers the erratic nature of having the entire batfamily around him throughout the festivities, it’s a reminder that he isn’t alone even though he feels like it sometimes.
He goes out of his way to get everybody a special gift. Alfred helps, of course, but Bruce takes his time to give his input and think about them.
Dick Grayson
You find out he’s a good singer while decorating the apartment. He starts by whistling and then he’s full-on belting while singing different Christmas songs.
He claims he isn’t a “Christmas guy” but he enjoys the cheer the season brings. He finds it contagious. (He sooooo is a Christmas guy, but don’t tell him I told you.)
Dick’s less impulsive throughout the holidays because he doesn’t want to miss any party or event.
Really indecisive as to what to get his family for Christmas. He low key panics when it’s time to choose Damian’s present.
You will never get Dick Grayson to bake. I’m sorry, but he’s a menace in the kitchen. He also hates measuring ingredients.
Buuuuut, he’ll happily watch you and keep you company. He might take place in decorating cookies. They don’t turn out that pretty, but it’s a blast.
Jason Todd
Setting up the apartment with Jason is really fun. And he can reach anywhere so he does all the hard work.
However, when you get to the Christmas tree it isn’t as fun anymore.
You see, Jason is very protective of the people he loves. He loves you very much. And Christmas trees are a fire hazard.
He’s almost ready to throw out the tree but he can never say no to your puppy eyes. So he agrees. And he turns into a clean freak because “artificial trees collect dust and that makes them a fire hazard.”
I have this headcanon that Jason is a great cook and I also think he’s a great baker. The apartment usually smells amazing, and it smells even better throughout winter.
Don’t tell Alfred, but Jason’s cookies are the best in the world.
Tim Drake
I see him as somebody who’s really into the festive season.
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year,” he says, unironically and with a sweet smile on his face.
Colors everywhere, stockings, mistletoe, ornaments... decorating the apartment takes you a few days because neither of you can decide how much is too much.
Not much of a baker, but he’ll give it a try just to have some festive fun.
He’s an expert at wrapping gifts. Seriously, he does it quickly and without a struggle.
I think everybody from the batfamily enjoys doing charity work around the holidays, but especially Tim.
Damian Wayne
I’m certain Damian didn’t grow up celebrating the holidays to the same level westerners did, and he probably started tolerating them in his late teens.
That being said, he prefers simple decorations. Too much color is headache-inducing and he thinks it doesn’t look good when a pallet isn’t being followed.
Tease him about how colorful Robin’s suit is and he’ll send you the deathliest glare you had ever seen.
Damian takes decorating cookies very seriously. And he’s a really good artist, so as expected, his cookies are gorgeous.
Never take him Christmas shopping, please, the world isn’t ready for that catastrophe. He does all his shopping online and he always knows what to buy for everybody.
Expect a gift that could only be considered as a lot. Damian doesn’t know what a small present is — or if he does, he chooses to ignore the concept.
Duke Thomas
The two of you slow dance surrounded by the Christmas lights when you’re done decorating the apartment.
Movie marathons are a usual thing for you, and they only get more frequent as the holidays approach because there are a lot of holiday movies and he loves most of them.
The entire month, he tries to take a peek into what you buy in case his gift is there. Sweet Duke doesn’t know you bought his gift earlier because of that specific reason.
He tries to get you to spill what you bought for him. Mostly with spontaneous kisses. He makes it reaaaaally hard to keep the secret, but you manage.
He’s a decent cook, but he cannot bake to save his life. He can bake pre-made stuff and even that turns out burnt sometimes.
Look, he’s busy rather often and he can’t remember everything he has to do — that includes that there’s good in the oven. BUT IT’S OKAY, HE’S CUTE, NOBODY’S PERFECT.
Barbara Gordon
Babs gets you matching Christmas sweaters for every occasion. You don’t know where she finds the ugly kind but she manages to get her hands on some atrocious stuff (in a fun way.)
The two of you most likely spend Christmas Eve at her family’s. She’ll be okay with visiting your family too, and will probably try to bring something special to charm your parents.
She’s already charming as she is, but festive!Babs is 100x more charming.
You have a tradition of giving each other awful gifts on Christmas Eve and good gifts on Christmas Day. She switches it one year and it’s chaos.
So. Many. Cute. Photos. Together. Dressed as elves, as Santa, as reindeer; with your Christmas sweaters; on your pajamas; dolled up for a party... you could fill an album with photos exclusively taken on the holiday season.
Christmas Day is for cuddling and eating candy you found on sale.
Stephanie Brown
Picture her in one of your sweaters, stretching her arm to teach the top of the tree so she can do the finishing touches. She’ll refuse your help, but will kiss you as soon as she’s done as a thank you for being helpful.
The two of you host a small holiday party at your apartment and the preparations are the most fun you’ve ever had.
Like finding Christmas markets in Gotham is hard and the city is awful sometimes, but the process is fun and Stephanie’s excitement makes it even better.
And the party is a success. Your friends are there, and your girlfriend is so happy because the apartment feels so much like home that you can be comfortable with hosting parties.
Instead of baking cookies and being a cute couple by smearing royal glass over each other’s faces only to clean each other, you have a gingerbread house competition.
It gets messy, and Steph laughs throughout the whole thing. Nobody wins, but it’s fun, and it isn’t particularly cute, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.
Cassandra Cain
Like Damian, she didn’t grow up celebrating the holidays as westerners do.
Cass isn’t the most open person in the world. She tries, but it’s hard for her sometimes. She makes more efforts around the holiday season. As cliche as it sounds.
If she’s spending the holidays with the batfam, she partakes in the family traditions Bruce has set up for everybody.
If she’s on her own with her S/O, I see her doing chill stuff. The two of you cook your favorite food and watch movies the entire day, perhaps indulge in a bottle of mauled wine or something of sorts.
She’d be okay with going to your family’s Christmas celebration as long as you also get time for yourselves later.
Cass will give you hands down the best Christmas gift you’ve ever received. She’s observant so it’s hard to hide things from her and that means she knows exactly what you want or need.
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