#and sometimes my sharp wit can be mistaken for a deadly blade

[thevaldomarx2269]

you're an expert in toxic relationships right? well my bf is very possessive and clingy, and also very rich, so i was kind of leading him on a little, but when he asked me to take a job as his bodyguard i turned him down cause i need my space, and we kind of maybe broke up but not really? except then i kind of ended up in a new relationship with someone who is also very possessive but in a totally different way, and my rich bf is mad that i won't just get rid of the new guy

aita?

First, it's a bit presumptuous of you to be commenting on my relationships, be they "toxic" or otherwise.

Secondly, this isn't "Dear Abby" - maybe you should be writing to the @thecontinentgazette if you want tabloid-level gossip and advice on your poor decision making skills.

Thirdly - where was I going with this? Oh, right. I fear for your safety, honestly. It might be time to disappear all together.