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#and the current placeholder was ''cocaine'' but like it didn't quite work for the joke i was going for
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thanks mother
#context: yes this is a real text from my mom
#this was regarding a comedy monologue i wrote that referenced a drug popular in the 70s/80s
#and the current placeholder was ''cocaine'' but like it didn't quite work for the joke i was going for
#and my mom was like oh quaaludes is era appropriate and fits more with the vibe you're trying to give
#but she deliberately tried to phrase it as suspiciously as possible lmao i love my mom
#also as part of this same conversation i asked my mom if she knew what poppers are and she was like ''...yes?''
#my mom is such a sweet small-town librarian so hearing her make a joke related to drugs or gay sex is always so jarring
#and that makes it even funnier
#if you met my parents you'd probably think my dad's where i get my sense of humor from bc he's more extroverted/always doing a bit
#and i appreciate that too
#but i love how my mom is generally the more ''grounded'' of my parents
#and yet sometimes she goes for a joke even i wouldn't make in front of her lmaooo
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