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zorollade · 1 year

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pokemon is great because i get to imagine my trainer ripping up a sandwich into little bite-sized pieces and holding them out to her ceruledge who eats them from her palms like a very scary but docile horse

#me and callie made our trainers our awesome and very old pokemon creepypasta ocs and it rules #derelict red my beloved. she is transgener #imagine youre a gym leader and your ass gets swept by some insanely edgy girl who has dyed her uva uniform to be red #and then she comes back four days later with a team 20 levels higher of three human men a fat cat a large mouse and a giraffe.#and youre like that giraffe is a weird color. also your gallade looks different. and shes like shut the fuck up. boys. slice and dice em #and then her three human swordsmen kill your pets and take your wallet

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