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Boruto things that made me lose my mind (ep 62-93):

Sasuke: I'm taking boruto onto the battlefield with me ✌️

Naruto @ boruto: sorry for treating u like a child and not a child soldier

Shikadai: *worried abt his friend boruto* shikamaru: yea I was the same abt naruto (no. Ur son is worried abt his friend. U were worried abt ur pride. Don't pretend u and naruto were friends)

Shout out to Boruto's 2 daddies for allowing their son to kill a God at age 12

What the fuck am I supposed to feel abt gender fluid orochimaru???

Last week boruto killed a God, this week a sleazy actor creeps on chocho... and he really looks like an adult...

Boruto writers: chocho is beautiful just the way she is... but we will continue to use her weight as a joke

I hate every member of team 5 in both personality and character design

Mitsuki @ orochimaru: it doesn't matter if you're my mother or father. As long as I kno ur essence, that's what matters (...ok but I cannot fathom the implication that orochimaru's essence is anything but evil)

The only personal items in Mitsuki's house are pill bottles and a framed photo of boruto beside his bed. That's pretty unnerving.

I think it says a lot about that those 2 horrible old advisors r still around and their opinions still hold weight. If I were naruto, I would not let them back in the office. Ever. Like bro they were instrumental in ur mistreatment

Suigetsu: that's LORD orochimaru! (Dude y r u putting respect on his name? Didn't he keep u locked naked in a tube at one point?)

The white snake sage has the fucking goofiest accent in the English dub

...boruto made as summoning contract with a giant snake... but instead of summoning him from a snake realm... I think the snake burrowed into his soul? Bc the snake is showing up in the same internal place as kurama does for naruto. Weird.

Mitsuki is the most gay

Boruto @ villian with pulsating mass attached to his chest: how did u get that heart?! (Boruto what the fuck do u think a heart looks like????)

#its so frustrating bc boruto is a show for lil babies. there is no subtly at all #they have to bash u over the head with what they want u to kno #and there r some interesting ideas theyre playing with. bc u have the modernisation of the world #and turning away from being shinobi so u get this weird reverence for what shinobi were and anger that the kids didnt grow up in war #it feels like a very modern anger. which is really interesting but im not sure how much theyre going to play with that #but idk naruto is still infuriatingly like sad to me. my boy is so tired #also i think boruto should grow up to b a therapist bc hes emotionally intelligent and likes to help ppl when he can get over himself #idk im a boruto apologist lol for the boy and the show. i guess. i like the boy. the show is a cursed timeline but i dont hate it yet lol #Anytime ppl r like: oh lord 7th!!! i get so mad tho. like fuck off #also is shikamaru still friends with choji??? did u just drop that friendship dude? bc it feels like theyre pretending shikamaru and naruto #were like friends. which. hah no #anyway. i wanna kno whats up with borutos eye. i want the alien bullshit #i like that he killed a god. that is fucking desturbing and i love #naruto #boruto #naruto ramblings

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