#and they absolutely visit halsins little village regularly. to support their big unicorn in his community endeavors (to have nasty gay sex)

[bennidraws]

and what if they opened the most noble brothel in baldur's gate where every worker is treated with utmost respect and all the creeps are getting fed to the dogs.

and what if they were selling rich clientele's information to the underground.

what if they were sex positive, rich, eat-the-rich criminals