#and ur telling me shes simply at his house cooking his meals and darning his socks
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Not to yuck anyone's yum, but it's wild how much trad-wife botw Zelda content exists.
#i lose 5 san points every time i see it#this is house husband link erasure and i will not stand for it#he did not spend 400 hours cooking and crafting and trading with the locals to simply not dote on zelda post botw#girl is like out here thigh deep in mud and shit trying to get link to eat frogs#and ur telling me shes simply at his house cooking his meals and darning his socks#i wont accept it#zelda is the kind of girl who would subsist on struggle meals alone if left to her own devices#she's a cereal and pizza kinda girl#you go to her apartment and she owns like 4 mugs and eats solely on paper plates so she doesn't have to do dishes#you know link is coming over at least 3 times a week to make sure she's actually eating vegetables#which she claims she is but the carrots she's had for over a month are wilted and untouched in the bottom of her pantry
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