#and want money so i agree to extra hours at work lmao

[lottiecrabie]

I fear this new line cook! matty content is driving me to a point of no return... the asylum is calling me rn

why does the concept of a more greasy, gross and depraved matty turn me on MORE? like the concept of being younger (but not so young it's weird cmon now, no nonce vibes) and him corrupting you... YUP!!!!

do you have any concept on how it all starts? my brain goes to you need the extra money and host! Adam needs someone to stay late one night and clean, so he asks if you'll do it. you reluctantly agree bc you really need the cash but think you're alone in the restaurant so you have music full blast whilst cleaning and eventually from behind you hear "nice music taste sweetheart would've have guessed you were a - fan" (I can't think of an appropriate musician rn so you fill in the blank.) Obviously you scream and turn around to see sweaty and slightly gross (but unbelievably attractive) line cook matty leaning on the door into the kitchen with a lazy smirk on his face.

one thing leads to another, and you eventually start chatting and are sitting at a table across from each other when he pulls his cigs out and goes, "you don't mind if I smoke in here right love?" and you get all shy and embarrassed and say "no no it's fine... I've never actually smoked a cigarette before, you know?" and this is just like catnip to him bc GOD you're so innocent and cute. you ask to try one if thats okay but he doesn't want you hurting your pure lungs so says "okay sweetheart how about this, instead of you getting your own one and hurting those pretty lungs, let me shotgun you" he then has to explain what shotgunning is bc you're just that new to everything and he's trying to deny in his mind that it makes you even hotter.

he pats the chair next to him and says, "come and sit here babe, it'll be easier." so you shyly get up and shuffle over whilst matty tries not to obsess over how sweet you smell and how short your skirt is riding up your thighs. "I'm gonna take a drag, and then as I breathe out the smoke, you're going to breathe it in. can you do that sweetheart?" obviously completely enthralled by this hot guy teaching you how to smoke you nod and shuffle closer saying "okay" and matty has to close his eyes and force himself to breathe bc of how soft and innocent you sounded. he takes a drag and grabs the back of your head, and out of instinct you grab the his arm and lean in. as he breathes out, you breathe in with a shy smile on your face. he stops and says, "good job baby, now breathe it into your lungs a little... there you go, good girl, " and if you weren't already coughing and spluttering from trying to inhale, that comment would have made you do it anyway.

you do that a couple more times, and then your phone is vibrating on the table. you look and say "shit it's 11pm already?? my roommate was expecting me home hours ago. oh god I've gotta go" you start grabbing everything and then suddenly freeze. matty notices and is like "love? everything okay?" and you sigh and go "not exactly... I forgot Sam (a fellow waitress idk) was my lift home and I can't walk home at this time. I don't know what to do" and matty being the gentleman he is says "don't worry baby ill give you a lift" you stare at him slightly anxious but so excited at the concept of more time with him in a smaller space and go "really matty?" and he just scoffs and goes "of course love, what kind of bloke would I be leaving a pretty young girl like you stranded huh?"

you get his car and tell him your address, he goes to turn the ignition and the car backfires (idk if that's how it actually works I cannot drive lmao) so obviously you jump and he instinctively puts his hand on your thigh and goes "its okay darling just the car warming up don't worry" you just nod with a red face trying not to overthink the fact that he's touching you and keep a straight face. matty sees right through you so keeps his hand there, takes it off to change gears and puts it right back to see you get re-flustered everytime.

eventually you get to your place and he walks you to your door you say "really thank you again I appreciate it" and he's like "it's okay I'm glad you're home safe" . not wanting to be too creepy, he goes in to kiss your cheek but in some bold confidence boost you turn and kiss him on the lips. he shoots back and looks at you and starts to say "look love i-" but when he looks back at you with your lips slightly parted and they're red and puffy and you're looking up at him with doe eyes he can't help himself so he just goes back in full force groaning and how soft your lips are and how sweet you taste when he licks in your mouth. it gets hot and heavy pretty quick, so out of breath from kissing matty asks "now where did that come from angel? what happened to the pretty little thing who didn't know what shogunning was huh?" and giggling you respond with assured nods and sarcastically say "it must be the cigarettes, you're such a bad influence" and flutter your eyelashes at him. whilst in this strangely confident state you ask, "Do you want to come upstairs?" and matty just smirks and says "not tonight love but come see me in my office tomorrow and we can definitely discuss this more" so you get all shy and say "okay then... I guess I'll see you tomorrow?" and turn to put your key in and he goes "oh you certainly will sweetheart you aren't getting away that easily" which makes you giggle and walk away with slightly more sway in your hips than necessary. you turn back and see him standing there through the lift doors so you do a coy little wave and matty teasingly does the exact same wave back as the doors shut.

I'm SO sorry this got so long and I'm not a writer so ignore all the shit BUT you get my concept

anways going to get a lobotomy now brb

SCREAMING don’t say you’re not a writer that was so good!! also so so funny to receive a full blown blurb into my ask like damn we are switching places here! didn’t even have to write it for the thoughts to exist🥰 felt like i was being serenaded with smut. (and when i do a reverse blurb night where i post prompts and other people send the blurbs in instead🤨)

‘why does greasy, gross and depraved turn me on more’ that is the linecook paradox that is the ultimate question!!!

omg he would 100% drive her home anytime she’s closing Even before they’re ever hooking up. he’s just not letting a young pretty girl like her walk alone at night. also i Love shotgunning in stories (it’s literally in my smut ideas list😭) like damn getting all close and personal with ur lips??🤭 why so sensual

[anxietywithasideofexplosions]

Rewatched a bit of gravity falls today and wanted to talk about my gf!oc so here we go

[Main stuff] Their name is Oizys & they use they/them pronouns. Ppl who don't know their proper name call them Tech. Their group has a house in the woods they took over. Used as a hideout to build stuff w scrap & practice fighting. Group dog named Apollo. Group is 'Artic Commune'

[Looks] They have long hair in a usually messy braid (dyed blue w a white streak in the front). They usually have a gold & pink varsity-style jacket, that no one knows where they got it (prbly a car lmao). White high tops covered in fake bl00d paired w ripped black bootcut jeans cover their legs. A over the shoulder dark red bag covered in patches carries a video camera, Nightmare Before Christmas headphones, their wallet, a P.K.E meter, & a med kit. Under their jacket is either a NITW, Ghostbusters, X-Men, or TOH shirt. Plus a mask w monster teeth smtm

[Background] They live with their mom, siblings, & their uncle who rents out their basement. Their family owns a junkyard near the edge of town, and their house acts as the office for it. Their job is to clean the cars out of useful parts, junk left by ppl, and other stuff. They help around the house & junkyard. They also wash dishes at a cafe for extra money. Otherwise they spend a good chunk of their time fixing toys & stuff for candy (they'll fix a small car for a pint of ice cream). They have friends that they can be found hanging out w in the woods

[Connection to main cast?] Dipper had asked Wendy about someone who could help him with the broken computer (the one they worked on during the puppet ep). Wendy shrugged & replied w "There's a group of nerds in the woods, one of them will fix anything for the right amount of candy. They mainly take sour stuff, gum, & suckers. But Thompson got them to fix his mom's van for a pint of ice cream. So you could check with them." Dipper asked where you could find them & was given a map w places marked. "Check there," Wendy explained w a grin. "I'm sure you'll find them. If they aren't in any of those places, their group took over the old Manson place in the woods by the junkyard, which is marked. Just... don't tell them I sent you. Our groups've had issues in the past." Dipper had actually gone to find them, Mabel also coming. They ended up at the abandoned house. "It's almost chilly over here," Mabel commented. "I mean, their sign said Artic Commune. Must be the coldest spot in town or smth," Dipper replied. They knocked on the house's caution-tape covered door & waited through some muffled arguing. A masculine shaped person wearing a flowy white dress w messy blond hair answered the door. "You caught us at a bad, but how can I help you children?" "We aren't kids!-" Dipper started, but he was cut off by Mabel shouting, "I LOVE your style!" The person grinned. "Thanks, yours is cute too." "Uh, excuse me? My name is Dipper Pines. That's my sister Mabel. We're looking for Tech? I think?" Dipper interrupted. "I'm Butch, I use he/she pronouns. Give me just a sec-" He turned to the interior. "OIZYS! ITS FOR YOU!" There was a clattering before an annoyed person appeared in the frame. "What can I do for you, children?" They asked. "I need your help fixing this computer," Dipper responded, holding the bundle out. "Hm, that's a p big fix. Let's see... I know! Bring us a medium pizza. Cheese is fine. Bring that & by tmrw we'll have -fixed &, if you want, logged into it for you. Make sure there's no bugs & all that. Deal?" Butch has moved so that they're easier to see. They hold out a hand for Dipper to shake & agree. "Deal," he shakes their hand. "Pizza first, then leave the computer. You have 3 hours."