#and when jean came by or whatever he was like 'jean you crazy homo how often do you take it from harry? lol'

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sits down at the jeanharry table with my lunch tray. so like here’s how i see it. kinda iffy on whether it’d ever work out after martinaise but before martinaise there is Something going on. they’re not GOOD for each other (in fact harry actively ends up making jean worse but jean was already bad so it’s not like he was innocent) but at the same time they are extremely crucial in supporting each other since neither of them really are close to anyone else which is how it spirals into codependency so fast. yes they frequently fight and rip each other to shreds etc but also they are always hanging out and sometimes they genuinely are just having a good time with each other. and it’s definitely Something that goes beyond simple friendship, but harry definitely holds a lot of internalized homophobia & toxic masculinity and i’m 100% sure that jean does too, so like. the only way that their Arrangement works is if they don’t put a name to it. they KNOW that what they have is more than just two guys being dudes but they just call themselves friends (or partners in the context of work) and it works out fine as long as they both stick to that and refuse to put any more thought to it. yes they do things together that would definitely be considered dates if they were a het couple but they’re NOT a couple and they’re NOT dates because they are two MEN being DUDES. don’t you know harry dated a woman once? he’s STRAIGHT. they’re HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNERS. the feminists hate to see two manly men supporting each other in today’s world. if they support each other by going home and fucking drunk that’s literally none of your business. you will never understand a warrior’s bond.

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Huge Mistake| Agents Mini Story

The room was dark, silent, with the smell of coffee lingering in the air. Cooper just came back from a crazy case and boy! He was exhausted as hell! He let him self relax on his chair and stared at the ceiling while thinking about the case he just worked on with his partner, Agent Torres. He heard footsteps approaching his office. Cooper knew exactly who the person was and obviously was ready for whatever circus his colleagues brought in.

Knock Knock

"Jordan?"

The voice brought a little smile to Cooper's face.

"Oh come in lovely!" He shouted.

The door slightly opened, the person peaked his head in. His hair was weirdly styled but It didn't look too awful. His eyes looked very tired but still looked alive. It was non other than, Agent Torres. He had an annoyed look in his face cause y'know? He practically finds everyone annoying.

"Ha ha very funny Jordan...." Torres said sarcastically.

"Well look who decided to come pay his lovely partner a visit" Cooper replied.

"I'm not here to play games Jordan, just came here to say I'm going out early today...." He said sounding a bit aggressive.

Cooper stared for what felt like forever. He was confused on why Torres was leaving so soon, they still have a case to work on he can't just drop it.

"Oh? Any reasoning behind that Torres? I mean we still got a case to work on ya can't just bail on me now" Copper said with a chuckle.

"Well something came up and it's important...." Torres said.

Cooper knows damn well that Torres has nothing to do outside of the FBI. The guy lives on his own and practically has no one with him. He's obviously lying but Cooper ain't going to question him any further.

"Oh! Well uh sounds great! I'll keep ya updated on the..... C-case" He said trying not to sound too sarcastic.

"Thanks for understanding" Torres said with a smile and walk away.

Once the door closed, Cooper grabbed the lamp off him desk and threw it to the ground with a loud aggressive grunt.

"YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!" He shouted angrily. "THE HELL YOU GOTTA DO THATS 'SO' IMPORTANT!?!?"

~~~

Some time has passed

Cooper was in his car, driving where he probably shouldn't be. He pulled up near an apartment building just a little bit outside of downtown Los Angeles. Cooper sat in his car and tried to not expose himself too much. He saw another car pull up near the apartment. That car looked a little too familiar. It was a white Chevrolet with a big black stripe on it and it looked like it has been washed recently. Cooper kept an eye on it. The door swung open, Cooper waited for the owner to get out of the car.

"You son of a bitch....." Cooper said to himself.

A guy, who was average height with slightly styled brown hair, walked up to the apartment door. He stood there for a good 5 seconds until the door opened. Agent Torres was behind the damn door and the guy who stood in front of him was none other than Captain Daniel.

Cooper felt his blood boil.

"So this the shit that's so important!? Being the boss's side gal?!" He said to himself.

An idea came to his mind. He took out his phone and opened the camera. He made sure the pictures were clear and snapped multiple pictures. He looked through them to see if they came out good.

"Oh! This will be good" He said with a chuckle.

Cooper waited for the 2 men to step inside the apartment. He texted his group of colleagues

Meet me in the lounge room ASAP!

~~~

Cooper waited in the lounge room for his colleagues to show up. One person walked in, he was a little shorter than Cooper. His hair almost covered his icy blue eyes but were still visible. He looked pretty young and his face was covered in freckles. Cooper looked at him annoyed.

"Of course you just had to be the first to show up Agent Gray....." He said in an annoyed matter.

"Oh! Agent Cooper! Nice to see you around, I was in the evidence room making sure everything's in order until I got your message so I came as fast as a I could" Gray explained.

Gray has this small southern accent which makes Cooper want to strangle himself. He rolled his eyes and tried not to say anything hurtful to him.

"Yeah cause you have nothing else to do other than flirt with all the guys you see...." Cooper said sarcastically.

"I don't flirt with anyone!" Gray shouted.

Cooper just laughed at him.

"It was sarcasm you knucklehead..... Jesus kid didn't you go to English class?" He said.

Gray just turned away from him and stayed silent. Someone else walked in the room. He was taller than Agent Gray but shorter than Cooper. His hair was slightly fixed and dark. He had that head shape that every girl loves and not to mention, his chin is perfect.

"Ah great..." He started. "What could possibly be so important this time Agent Cooper? I have a case to work on y'know?"

"Well your stupid case can be on hold, Agent Sanders. You're gonna love what I'm about to say, well once everyone gets here." Cooper said.

"If this is another one of your homo games, I'm kicking your ass!" Sanders shouted. "Plus everyone's out doing their job, y'know what you're supposed to do!"

"How about you sit your ass down and look pretty and listen to what I'm gonna say Sanders!" Cooper shouted.

"And why in hell should I listen to anything you gotta say Jordan!" Sanders shouted back.

"Okay could y'all not argue!? Jesus Christ why do y'all always do this when we have a meeting!?" Gray shouted at them.

The room went silent for what felt like forever. Then Sanders broke the silence.

"Alright I'm sorry" He said sarcastically while he sat down in his chair.

Cooper stared at Sanders with an annoyed look in his face. He pulled out his phone and opened his gallery to get the pictures he took while he was at Torres' apartment. Sanders looked at Cooper with an eyebrow arched. Cooper placed his phone in front of him. Sanders took a glance at the photo.

"What is this Cooper?" He asked calmly.

"That there Daniel, is the bitch who bosses us around with the bitch with daddy issues." Cooper replied with a smirk.

Sanders sighed heavily. He couldn’t believe what he was looking at. Agent Torres, the guy most people in the FBI admire for his hard work, with Captain Daniel, the guy who bosses them around to get their job done. 

“Jesus Christ Ryan..... He’s making a big mistake. I don’t know how you got a hand of these photos, but if anyone were to find out about any of this. That’ll put them at risk and potentially get themselves kicked out of the FBI.” Sanders explained. 

Another idea kicked in Cooper’s mind. 

“I know how these bad boys can come in handy.” Cooper laughed.

Sanders stayed silent for a moment, trying to figure out what Cooper’s getting at.

“Oh you are not going to black mail them! You’re going to get yourself in trouble!” Sanders shouted.

“Well Torres’ always being a little bitch so why not use these against him? Oh and Aaron can go suck a dick, I mean what does he actually do? All he does is sit in his little office and judges all of us and complains how no one gets anything done when we’re basically risking our own lives trying to help the city! So I say we use these against them, they won’t do shit.” Cooper went off.

“That is a horrible idea! Y’know what Cooper? I am out!” Sanders got up from his seat and headed to the door.

“Yeah I am with him.” Gray added and followed Sanders.

“Okay could y’all hang on a fucking moment!? NO ONE IS FUCKING LEAVING!” Cooper yelled.

Sanders and Gray looked at him. Cooper’s face was slightly red and very angry, he could probably snap someones neck if they angered him more. They shut the door and stood with their arms crossed.

“Thank you, now I have a little question for the both of you guys.” Cooper said calmly. “Sanders, how does Aaron treat ya?”

Sanders rolled his eyes. 

“Why does that mater?” He said.

“Just answer the damn question Daniel!” Cooper said frustrated. 

“Well he always comments on how I look but it ain’t no complement. It’s always something negative like how baggy my shirt looks or how weird my hair looks. Stuff like that.” Sanders explained.

“So he’s just an ass in general is what you mean? Jesus I’ve always hated Aaron, I mean what even is Aaron Daniel Barnes? That is such a horrible name combination.” Cooper complained. 

Sanders just shrugged. Gray has been listening to everything they’re saying, he doesn’t really like getting involved in a trio conversation. But he has to know since now he’s part of Cooper’s master plan. 

“Gray, how does Captain asshat treat ya?” Cooper asked sounding very sarcastic. 

“Like shit....” Gray replied. 

“Be specific cowboy.” Cooper said as he rolled his eyes.

“He doesn’t like me very much. He always says that I sound like some weird country girl who likes to prostitute themselves.” Gray added.

Cooper just laughed at what Gray said.

"Not gonna lie you kinda do." He said.

"Not helping Jordan....." Sanders said sounding annoyed.

"Well here's the thing. The three of us back lash at Aaron by implying that him and Ryan are secret lovers." Cooper added.

"Alright, I'm down.... For a little while okay? This is the only time I'll ever do anything nice for you Jordan." Sanders said as he got up from his seat and headed to the door.

Gray just kinda stood there like a lost puppy. Cooper looked at him confused.

"The hell you waiting for cowboy? Get moving! I don't need you wasting my air!" Cooper yelled.

~~~

It was the next day. Captain Daniel came in an hour late. It's not the first time he's done that. Sometimes he doesn't even show up. He walked by Agent Sanders as usual. He took a quick glance at him and he looked quite annoyed.

"Sanders what did I tell you about those baggy pants?? They look very unprofessional, what if the some important person comes here and sees you like that? Yeah they wouldn't too happy." Captain Daniel said.

"I mean I'm not the one who's hoeing around wearing skinny jeans to impress young little boys." Sanders back lashed.

The captain just stared at him with an annoyed look.

"Oh what's that? You said you wanna get fired? I mean I can go do that right now if you want, it's no bother." Captain Daniel replied.

Sanders just stayed silent and went back to doing his report for the case he was working on. Agent Torres walked by along with Agent Gray. Every single day, those two walk around together talking about whatever is on their minds. Captain Daniel glanced at Torres and just kinda gave him a weird awkward smile.

"Keep up the good work Torres, cause you know your boss really loves you!" Sanders said sarcastically.

Captain Daniel glared at Sanders. You could tell he was hella annoyed.

"Do you want to get your ass fired?" He said.

"I mean sure! If you insist. Then the work won't really get done around here, since you're always hoeing around with Torres. So y'all kinda do need me." Sanders added.

The Captain just kinda froze. He walked off and slammed the door in his office. Torres glared at Sanders.

"The hell was that for!? Great! Now you've angered him and he's probably gonna give us extra work!" Torres yelled.

"And why are you so worried? Are you worried about him not sucking your dick? I mean can't you just hoe around with him so he gives you a free pass? You won't have to do anything." Sander added.

"The hell has gotten into you Daniel? Why are you acting like a huge douchebag? Y'know what I don't need this!" Torres said.

"Good I was kinda getting tired of you." Sanders said.

Torres shoved past Gray. Gray just looked at Sanders with a worried look.

“Don’t you think that was a little bit too harsh Daniel?” Gray asked. 

Sanders was not enjoying doing any of that at all. Torres is his friend and they’ll do anything for each other, but Cooper asked them to do so. Sanders is somewhat terrified at Cooper but he’ll put him down if he needs to. 

“You think I’m enjoying this? No! Not at all! That bitch Jordan is basically forcing us to do this shit.” Sanders added. 

“Can’t we just, not do this at all?” Gray asked.

Sanders sighed. They just agreed to do this and who knows what Cooper will do if Sanders and Gray want to back down. 

Cooper walked by Torres and gave him  a smile. Torres looked at him with an angry look in his face. Cooper did the same thing at him.

“Got anything to say Jordan?? Are you also gonna make a snarky comment like Sanders did?” Torres asked.

“You want me to make a snarky comment on you? How about you quit being a little slut with the Captain and finish this damn case that was due yesterday? Hm?” Cooper said. 

Torres just stood there. He was confused on why everyone keeps saying those things to him. Do they know what he’s been up to? Or are they just being douchebags as usual?

“Me? Being a slut with the Captain? That is the most stupidest thing I have ever heard you say from all the dumb shit you say all the time in the past years.” Torres added.

“You know it’s true Ryan. You think I haven’t noticed how Aaron treats you like a princess? He’s always giving you all the credit even though we all work as hard as you do! The Employee of the Month wall is your face all over it! And what do the rest of us get? Nothing! He’s always like ‘Here sweetie, you get the medal of honor because you’ve worked equally as hard as everyone else!’ And not to mention, I saw him show up at your apartment the other day giving you the goo goo eyes!” Cooper went off. 

“Keep it down will ya? Someone will hear you.” Torres whispered.

“Well TOO BAD! Because most of everyone knows about your little love fest with the Captain! Why the hell are you even doing this!? I mean why him!? Out of literally anyone else, why him!? You’re way too young for him!” Cooper shouted.

There was a long pause. Torres didn’t bother looking at Cooper’s face, he could tell he furious. This isn’t their first time getting into an argument. Usually they fight over the dumbest things ever but this time it was serious. 

“Jordan....” He began. “Mind your own DAMN BUSINESS!” He shouted as he shoved Cooper and walked off. 

Cooper stared at him. He wasn’t sure on what he should do. His vision started to get blurry. A tear ran down his face.

"Dammit Ryan...." He whispered.