#and yeah there’s a lot of Lowe and Zarris stuff written in my phone and yeah it’s gross

[rooolt]

Sometimes you and your friend build dnd characters for the same campaign and you decide months in advance that it would be funny for them to be extremely toxic fuckbuddies and so then you spend the months leading up to the campaign drawing and writing them being grossnasty but then when the campaign starts that doesn’t really end up happening bc you’re too caught up in the various murders going on, except for that one time they take a shower together, BUT THEN both of the characters become attached to a simulation of a T-Rex and argue about how to parent them before coming to the realization that they need to be a united front as parents if you’re going to peacefully cut his arm off, so the two of you do it together, mourning him as he disintegrates before your eyes, before realizing maybe, just maybe, they can help each other heal from the tragic loss of the beloved Bartilicous