#anon would have a heart attack if they knew me and my bff sleep on the same bed and exchange pda but we don't even kith lmao

[chaoticsoulsword]

saying people should die over a fictional ship is terminally online mentality. plz speak to real queer people instead of basing your entire personality on an amazon show that doesnt show queer pda because of homophobia.

If this is about that post exposing those two transphobic and aroacephobic Good Omens blogs, then lemme make myself clear to you. I never said people should d word because of a ship. I said those two accounts are extremely transphobic and exclusionist. And for being shitty TERFs, they should definitely d word :)

More than that, I don't feel like going holier-than-thou christian guilt when a hate group is against the entire existence of minorities, thanks.

On top of that, If you're mad about the tv show's DELIBERATE lack of queer representation (to you), there's always OFDM and WWDITS. That is, if you're not mad about Jim being non-binary but not saying it with all the letters, or the fact that it took three seasons for Guillermo to come out as gay despite the deliberate sexual tension between him and Nandor. Ah, and the fact that Jemaine stated all the vampires are pansexual but I don't think it's good enough for you, is it? I was also going to recommend Sandman but you think Neil is homophobic despite 90% of the characters being queer :/

In conclusion: you're hilarious. "Speak to real queer people."

I'm a real queer person myself and I definitely talk to people who touch grass. Not a single of them is mad about pda in Good Omens. Actually, we all love it and see ourselves in Azi and Crowley and the kind of relationship they have 💜 That's a you problem, actually.

Happy second season! It looks so promising, I can't wait 💜

[who-ever-said-i-was-nice]

Heya, could I ask for the ikevamp boys finding mc passed out at the table surrounded by work? Uni's been killing me lately. If all of them is too much then just Leonardo, Jean, Comte, Theo and Mozart? Thanks x

I cried five times while making this.

Dear Anon! Thanks sooo mush for the request. 😘I’m sorry for taking this looooong I also have a shit ton of work but HERE IT IS. I hope things get better for you and good luck!😘❤️❤️ I added a different type of uni to each of the guys just to make it interesting. @nad-zeta your daily dose of Theo. XD. Love you. Hope you enjoy! Ok here we go!

Ikevamp boys x an overworked mc

Leonardo

he just woke up from one of his naps and he decided he’s going to have a snack most probably mc

as he’s walking towards kitchen he spots you sleeping on one of the tables in the library surrounded by a huge pile of books, pens and papers

now he knew that you refused to give up on the uni you where going to when you came here but he’s still a bit surprised

he walks up to you and takes a peek at what you are studying 

architecture

more specifically some designs he came up with

*eyes emoji*

after the initial shock of finding out you where studying his work he smiles and picks you up and caries you to your bed

from that moment on he will always help you with whatever you are studying and always makes sure you take breaks

Comte

he was walking around socializing with the residents when he stumbled upon you snoozing on the dining table buried in a mountain of book

ha was aware of your studies and offered to let you off work completely

but you insisted on dedicating 4 days a week on housework

however this meant you had to study like crazy

when he saw you there he already knew what’s wrong

he panicked internally but calmly walked to your side

he didn’t insist one knowing what exactly you where studying but this was so convenient he just had to take a look

finance studies

well damn

finds it very amazing that you manege to work and study that at the same time

sighs and carefully picks you up and takes you to bed

after that he makes sure you get enough rest in between study sessions

he will spoil you a bit more and offer to help with your studies

Jean

ok so we know poor baby can’t read

he doesn’t get why you are so passionate about your university

what did you call your studies? Linguistics? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

he has no idea what you are talking about but he loves you and loves that you have a passion

when he sees you passed out in your room in a very uncomfortable position surrounded by books...

...panic

oh wait no panic you probably just fell asleep ‘cause you where tiered

wait tiered?

panic

he will pick you up and take you to your room, makes sure you are tucked it

from that moment on he will make sure you get enough rest

Isaac

precious little bean

on one hand he understands why you are so passionate about your studies on the other he is worried

one time you where working late into the night and he asked you to stop and you brought up the argument that he does the same

so he decided not to stop you

however when he finds you passed out in the gazebo...

nope.

he is panicked and scared and angry at himself for not realizing sooner

he hurries to your side when one of your books catches his eye

you are studying quantum physics?

say what?

ok he now has a whole lot of respect for you

he will gently shake you awake

“ Mmmhmm...I did my essay” “Y/N it’s me, wake up”

you immediately wake up

“ Don’t ever do that again. You scared me.”

Now you guys study together so cute

Napoleon

UMMMMMM boy

if he saw you just hanging off a table passed out he will have a heart attack

then he will realize that you are just sleeping and you are not dead so he will calm down a bit

he can’t resist the urge to take a look at what you are studying either

politics

interesting.

so you want a  politics degree

what you will do with it he has no idea. After all you are in a different time period, but he thinks  it’s good to have a goal

what he doesn’t think is good is over working your self

“nunuche wake up” “noooooooooo I won’t wake up unless you do what I do to wake you up”

so he will kiss you and you agree to wake up how adorable i  think i’m going to cry over my own work damn I’m weird  

If he ever see you looking even a little tiered he will steal you away and you will cuddle

Arthotthur

Heart attack nr.2

oh no wait my bird is just sleeping

he’s not happy

ok let me rephrase that

he’s happy that you are happy but he’s not ok with the fact that you have overworked yourself and on top of that he’s beating himself up for not noticing earlier

he’s debating whether you’d be more pissed if he carried you to your room* or if he woke you up when something catches his attentive eye

you where studying to get a bachelor's degree in English whaaaaaat!

will go through your notes and

when he finds out you want to become a writer.....

Omg fanboy mode: activate

“ I didn’t know I had such an effect on you Luv”

you: say wut? Arthur I became writer because I wanted to

Now you two run around n the corridors smiling like dorks and narrating random events when your free and he writes next to you when you study   ( to keep and eye on you. He loves you so much)

* if that doesn’t apply to you I’m sorry. I try to write from another persons prospective, but a lot of my writing is based of my reactions to a situation or my personality. In this case I’d be pissed if he left my stuff there or went into my room ( it’s my sanctuary ok my disaster). And waking me up oh no bitch run. But on a serious note don’t be mad if it doesn’t fit your description, and if it didn’t and you want me to change something feel free to let me know. Ok next victim:

Theo

to say he’s pissed is an understatement

he’s pissed at you for taking it to far but he’s pissed at himself a lot little more for not noticing sooner

like his bff he’ll also be contemplating taking you to bed rather then yelling you awake like witch one will end up in a bigger slap

then he notices what you are studying

art

when you are done with this you are literally going to get an art degree

Theo ex. has stopped working

he is getting emotional on the inside

 will gently take you to bed and tuck you in

he’ll pat your head “ Creative Hondjie”. He has such a gentle smile on his face god I can picture it I’m crying

from then on when you have a project he will help criticize you and he will help you progress with your art

 will be keeping an eye on you 25/7 yes 25 this guy will create a time loop if it meant that you had more time to do the things you love (ahem Theo) xd  no

all in all he will be just a little softer with you, but only you. And will also deny it if somebody points it out

Vincent

Let’s all just sit down, take a moment and appreciate Vincent

He will see you passed out and he will PANIC

he will rush up to you and make sure you are ok

also waking you up in the process

he will ask what you are studying

“sooo you want to become a chef”

Pffffffff we all know poor baby is parallel with cooking

like he will burn water

is super supportive tho gee who would have thought

this boy is an angel and will help you cook

Jesus I hope Comte has fire insurance

you have a lot of fun with him and he will actually end up learning a few things form you.

will make sure you never overwork yourself again

 Dazai

this dork almost stepped on you

you had passed out under you window , ‘cause you had been studying on the floor

and this guy came waltzing in through the window

“Toshiko-san? Toshikooooo shit”

*cricket sounds* yup

he will squat down next to you and poke your cheek

“ what are you doing on the floor?” you: “what are you doing in my room?”

OOOOH GOT ‘EM

you two of you will laugh about it and he will ask you what you are studying

you proudly shove your text book under his nose

“ well well Toshiko-san want’s to take care of small animals?”

you: Yes, like Isaac

he’s not really fazed by you falling asleep but  will make sure you don’t overwork and if he sees you getting tired he will crack a few terrible jokes to lighten your mood and then he will proceed to steel you away

Mozart

ok now clean freak here is going to be worried

not panicked just worried

uhum Wolf you keep telling yourself that

you where studying in the music room while Wolf was playing

suddenly he heard a thump

he stopped and looked around only to find you passed out on the table

seems like the all-nighter combined with the music led you to fall asleep

he’s frozen for a hot second until he realizes you are just sleeping

he will slowly walk up to you and poke you with a broom ‘cause he doesn’t want to touch you

Jkjk

he will go up to you and gently attempt to shake you awake when he notices what your studying

 you where studying music

“Marry me?”

he will wake you up and question you about it

from that moment on he actually helps you a little when you don’t get something and you study in the music room at all times because” it’s noisy outside”

we know you just care about her Mozart

Sebastian

he flicks your forehead

that’s it. Thant’s the canon

no I’m kidding he knows how much you study and is worried about you even before you pass out

and when you do that’s it

he scoops you up and takes you to your bed

he only flicks your forehead when you wake up

yeah you get an ear full from him

he asks what you are studying and tell him you want a degree in history

ok suddenly he’s not mad at you

from that moment on he always makes sure you are not over working

he actually shows you his notebook and you find it fascinating 

now you both collectively stalk the residents

William

y’all aren’t ready for this

when he sees you passed out in the garden he’s ready to pull out a gun and kill anyone and everyone who dared harm you

then he realizes you’re actually sleeping and he calms down a bit ( he’ll keep the gun tho shhhhh don’t tell Comte)

he will gently pat your hair and just look at you

when you wake up he will ask you what you are studying

you are a complete blushing mess when you tell him you want to become an actress

he’s shooketh and also really happy at the same time

now he takes you with him to the theater and he gives you a role to play and he watches while you practice

he’s also super attentive and will never let you overwork yourself again

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed! Stay safe everyone! 😘😘😘

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XENO-T reaction (smut): They’re jealous

Anon 1:  Reaction when they are jealous because their gf/bf is close friend with another boy idol from different group

Anon 2:  Maybe reaction when their s/o is really close with their bff and they are literally always together?

Slight NSFW themes in some of them~

P-Goon

You knew exactly how Sehyuk felt about you spending time with Yuta. He was your ex, but you decided to stay friends, and now your current boyfriend got jealous every time he saw Yuta anywhere near you. Maybe, you realised, the three of you going to a party together wasn’t the best idea. You could feel Sehyuk’s eyes glued to you, watching as you danced. It made it even worse that he couldn’t drink, as he would have to drive Yuta home, before going home with you himself. Still, you and Yuta wanted to have fun. Both of you didn’t really care as you started dancing together. He even giggled shyly as you started to grind against him. P-Goon didn’t think it was funny at all. Once you caught his eyes and recognised that familiar look in his face, you immediately stopped the grinding. You already knew that you were going to have one rough night.

During the entire drive back to Yuta’s home, he was quiet. During the drive back to your own house, he rested his hand on your thigh when he stopped at a red light. He squeezed it, and you gulped at his tight grip, but neither of you said anything. Once the car stopped in front of your home, you finally spoke up. “I don’t get why you react like that. Yuta’s a nice guy. He meant well.” But that only seemed to infuriate him further. “Get inside the house. To the bedroom. When I get there as well, I want you naked, on all fours.” All you could reply was “Yes sir.” You did as he said. You could feel goosebumps form on your skin as you kneeled there, though you didn’t know if it was from the cold air blowing in through the open window, or if it was from the anticipation of your punishment. You stared blankly at the duvet in front of your face, scared, and when  the door opened, you already knew; daddy was there.

Hojoon

He wanted to spend time with you, and you wanted to spend time with Yoo Youngjae, so what you ended up doing was simply going together with Hojoon and Youngjae to your desired location. Everything went well. Hojoon and Youngjae got along well too, you didn’t worry about a thing as your day together went flawless. At least you though it did, but apparently your boyfriend didn’t seem to think so, as he started grabbing you all over when you were back home. “I think..” he trailed off as he placed some gentle, yet suggestive kisses along your neck “Someone has been neglecting me today, hm… What do you think, baby?” You struggled to get out an answer, your senses already overwhelmed by his soft, romantic gestures. “I think you should give me something as well..?” You nodded, agreeing, even saying that you’d do ‘anything at all’ to please him. He smirked at your words, loving the sound of them. You gulped, but never ended up regretting your words in the slightest, not when you ended up on the floor, on your hands and knees,  Hojoon behind you, wildly pounding into you. In his hand he tightly held, or more so pulled, your hair, holding you back to give him perfect access to your neck, to abuse and mark it even further. As he reached around your body with his free hand, to bring you even more pleasure, you felt tears brim at your eyes, so close to your own release. All you heard were Hojoon’s praising words in your ear, mixed with your higher pitched moans, before it all went white.

Sangdo

You came late for dinner once again. This time, the other four members were there too. They were all sitting around the table, waiting, silently, for you. The others could sense that Sangdo was getting angry, but he didn’t care. He didn’t have the strength to care anymore. He just felt so disappointed. Since you started hanging out with Wonho, you had less and less time for Sangdo, who was actually your boyfriend. He used to not care about who you were around with or not, but it started to influence your relationship as well. Right now it ruined his evening, and made him look stupid in front of the other members. When you finally did arrive, almost half an hour too late, he didn’t talk to you. He wouldn’t even look at you. He was silent throughout the whole dinner, and even when the boys were gone, he didn’t talk to you, sleeping on the couch that night. He felt sad thinking about what would happen, but he told himself that he’d have to talk to you, discuss this issue with you, first thing tomorrow.

Nakta

It was never really a problem for him that you were so close to Ravi, he knew that you had friends, just as he did. But when he came home the day you said you’d be out with Ravi, and he heard very familiar moans come from the bedroom, he felt as if his heart had stopped beating for a moment. He stood there frozen, just listening for a moment, he was shocked, but he could already feel the anger and sadness growing inside him. Once his limbs allowed him to, he moved slowly towards the room he knew you were in – with him.

As he finally opened the door, he wasn’t any less shocked, but he felt a little relieved. A sigh escaped his lips, but it turned into a small moan as he watched you pleasure yourself with just your fingers, obviously wanting, longing for more than just that. As you heard Nakta’s moan, you turned towards him, not even shy as you begged him to help you. How could he say no to that?

Minsung

“I just don’t.. I mean… I know Hansol is your friend, but… it’s my day off and you don’t even spend it with me?” Your boyfriend pouted. He was finally home for the weekend, being really busy the rest of the week, but you had completely forgotten that he would be home, and had already made plans with Seventeen’s Vernon. “Babe…” you tried, but when you saw the tears glistening in Minsung’s eyes, the words you had meant to say got stuck in your throat. It hurt your heart to see him this way. “Am I not enough?” You assured him that he was enough, he was more than he enough, anything you could’ve ever asked for; to show and prove that to him, you began to kiss all over his face. First his forehead, then his cheek, then his lips. The more soft kisses were peppered onto his face, the more he seemed to calm down. He started to completely let go and melt under your hands and lips, letting you kiss him, touch him any way you wanted.

Soon, you were both in bed, your lips still never leaving him. There were marks you had made, purple and dark, on his neck, and on his chest. You had kissed his body, his mouth, went from his neck to his inner thighs; he whimpered, couldn’t help himself but to push his hips up as you teasingly avoided the one specific region he needed you to kiss. You didn’t tease him for too long. It was a special day – or at least what was left of the day – such a special occasion, you both being in love and with each other. You wanted to love him, spoil him treat him right. Praises spilled from your lips, even when you rode him, and he could do nothing but moan and enjoy it.

B-Jyu

He didn’t understand why you always had to hang out with J-Hope. HE was your boyfriend, not Hoseok! You should spend most of your time with Byungjoo, not with some other boy, or was he not good enough? He really couldn’t understand it. He was currently sitting on the sofa, his arms crossed in front of his chest, while you sat next to him, telling him about your fun times with J-Hope. B-Joo pouted, rolling his eyes while you laughed at the oh-so-fun memory. When he didn’t laugh with you, you finally realised that something was wrong. But when you asked him what was up, he just shrugged. He got up and walked into the kitchen, apparently to clean the dishes that were still dirty. “I’m fine,” he insisted, “Don’t worry.”

Xero

He watched, rolling his eyes, as Zico continued to shamelessly flirt with you. He knew that Zico was completely aware of the fact that you were taken – taken by Xero himself, so no matter how hard he tried, it would lead him nowhere. At the beginning, Xero didn’t care. You were at this party, you were allowed to have fun, he was allowed to laugh at idiots who tried to make a move on you. It was the fact that you eventually started flirting back, even winking at Zico, that drove him crazy. As time went on, Xero grew more and more jealous. He watched for several more minutes, and his eyes went wide open, his jaw dropping, when you leaned over and kissed Zico’s cheek. That was the moment Xero jumped up from his chair, walking over to you and grabbing your hand to pull you away from Zico, without even sparing him one last glance. “What the fuck,” Xero asked as he had brought you to the other and of the room, “did you think you were doing?! Why did you kiss Zico?!” He seemed to be mad, furious. The fire in his eyes was burning, making the brown orbs appear to be glowing. His hair was messy, from him running his hand through it multiple times. Xero looked like a dangerous, mad, hot mess standing in front of you, ready to attack and ravish you.

“Oops.” You replied, giggling before you slurred your next words “wrong Jiho.” He growled at your words, his hand suddenly landing flat on the wall, right next to your face, hitting it so hard that you jumped in fear. He looked into your eyes, not any more sober than you were, he leaned down to claim your lips with his. There was nothing even remotely gentle about the kiss, it seemed almost harsh, but his dominance, the way your teeht were clashing against one another, turned you on so badly. Even Xero moaned into the kiss, forgetting the loud, busy party going on around you.

A-Tom

As your relationship was going well, and you had been dating for several months, Sanggyun thought it would be a good idea to introduce you to the members of JBJ. They were such good friends, and he wanted them to know you, as well as to show off his girl/boy in front of them. This turned out to be a mistake, as you and Kenta suddenly turned into best friends. Sanggyun was fine with this at the beginning, but you spend more time with him than Sanggyun. The next time you all hung out together, Sanggyun, you, and the other JBJ members, you immediately ran towards Kenta, hugging him and giving him your widest smile, which usually was all reserved for Sanggyun. It made him feel angry, jealous, disappointed in you.  The more time passed, the worse it got, and the thinner Sanggyuns patience got. When you laughed at something Kenta said, hitting his arm and leaving it there, he snapped. Sanggyun stood up, angry, and pulling you away from Kenta. The others had no idea what was happening, and neither did you, but suddenly you were being dragged you away from the group and taken home against your will. He insisted that you stopped talking to Kenta. His jealousy made him go blind, he could only see you and Kenta, together, as a couple. It scared him. He didn’t want to admit it, but he was too scared to lose you to think straight in that moment. 

Sangwon

He watched, a pout already on his lips, as you poked Yoonsan’s cheek again. He knew you were friends, close friends, but was this sort of affection showing really necessary. “San-saniiiee!” When those words left your mouth, Sangwon sighed, turning away from you two to get something to drink in the kitchen. Facing the kitchen sink as he poured water in his glass, he didn’t notice you following him, slowly sneaking your way up to him. You spoke up right as he took his first sip, which made him spit out some of the water, whilst choking on the rest. “Could you not sneak up on me all the time? It’s really fucking annoying.” he protested after he stopped dying, an angry expression now on his face. You apologised, explained to him that you noticed his strange behaviour, and asked him what was wrong.

He shrugged at your question, taking slow steps towards you whilst you were leaning against the counter. “I’m your boyfriend. Only I should get to touch you.” He finally confessed his thoughts, deeply looking into your eyes. You didn’t quite know how to reply to that, simply blushing at his bold statement. You didn’t even get the chance to scold him for his jealousy, his lips suddenly covering yours, pushing back the words you were about to say, and all the thoughts in your head, away.

In the midst of you taking off each others clothes, sharing kisses in between, you tried to signal to Sangwon that you had to act fast, you didn’t have much time, Yoonsan was still waiting outside, but he didn’t seem to care. Truly, having you sit on the counter top, and having his face burried between your legs, with your hands pulling on his hair, he couldn’t seem to remember why he should care. It seemed to give him more motivation, remembering that your friend was still outside, not to mention that he could walk in at any minute.

This turned out way too long bc of the plot…I’m sorry the reactions vary so much in length ;-;