#another unpopular opinion is I don't think he dresses effeminate ever. yes he's fruity as shit but i don't think he wears dresses.

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klavier :3

ofc the man.

Favorite Thing About Him: probably the way he talks, I love how weird and slightly formal his speech is, like he's really trying to sell the whole German thing. There's also the fact that he uses 'achtung' completely incorrectly. I looooove his depth as a character but I specifically love writing his dialogue.

Least Favorite Thing: His hair is genuinely Iconic but I could NOT take it seriously my first time playing. I called him Beedrill #2 (#1 was unfortunately Kristoph)

Favorite Line: willing myself to not reread all of aa4 for this, but the "There isn't nearly enough 'tee hee!' in the world anyway." is one I think about a lot. The line where he asks Kristoph if he's spiraling out of his own control or his is also a banger.

brOTP: Klavier and Ema may rarely hang out outside of work but he genuinely tries to befriend her I think. Then she insults his hair and he considers calling her a wench for a moment. They're worsties but they're drinking buddies (only when Klavier is paying though).

OTP: obvious Klapollo. Klavier is the dramatic one who ends up breaking up with Apollo sometimes and they're both a wreck until Klavier calls him like a week later. They've done this at least twice.

nOTP: I actually don't think him and Daryan fucked. At least I'd like to think Klavier's standards are higher than that.

Random Headcanon: sir sleeps on an insane expensive mattress with a silk eyemask and a fuckton of feather down pillows with insane threadcount sheets. He sleeps like a motherfucking emperor.

Unpopular Opinion: I've said this before but I think his edges are super sanded down in the fanon. I think he's super defensive and prickly when someone insults his music career or his hair, and when things go wrong he fucking storms the place to find who's responsible. Yes he has an extremely charming persona but anger is like the one thing that gets through it.

Song I Associate With Him: RISK, RISK, RISK! by Jhariah.

Favorite image of him:

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Klavier just makes such a phenomenal Howl this post changed my brain chemistry permanently.