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 YESTERDAY'S POST CAN BE FOUND HERE - 21/01/18 Latest Review: Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator + The Hollywood Roast  Game Releases: ChromaGun - EU/NA Release - €19.99 | $19.99 | £17.99 - eShop Link - Website - TrailerYou're here to test our newest, state-of-the-art military-grade color-technology: The ChromaGun (patent pending)! Use it to try and solve our meticulously designed test chambers. The basic principle is as easy as applying it is complex: Exit the chambers via the exit doors. But be weary of the WorkerDroids in charge of maintaining the chambers. They’re not exactly what you and I would call "human friendly." Use the ChromaGun to colorize walls and WorkerDroids to progress in the chambers. WorkerDroids are attracted to walls of the same color. Using that mechanic, try to reach the exit door of each chamber. Some doors are more complicated to use than others: They can only be opened using door triggers and only stay open as long as the triggers are occupied. Good luck!  Today's News: Rocket League cross-platform party system should be coming in 2018 - LinkI first starting playing Rocket League on the 5th August 2015, less than a month after it's official release and so I'm pretty confident in saying that I know enough about Rocket League to justify my need and desire for a cross-platform party system. From my first ever few games with my best friend, I was always constrained to playing 1v1 or against AI as he was on his PS4 and I was on my PC. This lead to quite dire tournaments that we would participate in as we would only have practice together against All-Star AI...it didn't go very well. Anyway, last year there was news that they were working on a cross-platform party system that utilised their PsyNet system. Well today, we have had confirmation on the official Rocket League Support's Twitter that the team are indeed working on the party support and they are going to try and get it out in 2018. Unfortunately with the wording that they've used, it seems that we may not see it until Q4 2018... Panic Button have been confirmed to be working on the Wolfenstein II port! - LinkI'm sure many of you are aware of Panic Button Games...they are the ones that made the superb Star Wars Kinect! In all seriousness though, they genuinely did make that game and I don't know if I've forgiven them for it yet. But with this news I think I will, because it's been confirmed by Bethesda that the Switch port for Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus will be worked on by them! If that isn't enough for us to forgive them, they are well-known in fact, in the Switch community that is, for developing the outstanding Doom port that was stunning in it's creation. I know a lot of critics complained about the resolution and graphical downgrade, but they got f**king DOOM to work on the Switch...PORTABLY! Anyway, I'm pretty sure you can tell that I'm excited for this game; I've also been avoiding everything about it so I can first experience it on Switch.  Game Announcements/Updates: Owlboy - Announcement - 13th February 2018Man, I've been waiting for this game to come out for a very long time. Now I know what you are all going to say, "Sam it's been out for ages on PC", and to that I say, I know, but portable = better; especially when all of your time at home is chilling and spent writing a thing on Reddit that a very nice collection of people read everyday. Anyway, it was officially announced by developers, D-Pad Studio, that their highly rated platformer Owlboy will be arriving on the Switch platform on the 13th February 2018! In case you are, for some reason, unaware of this title, here is a trailer showcasing the best pixel art in a game ever, in my opinion. SteamWorld Dig - Announcement - 1st February 2018I hardly ever complete games. I rarely find the time and most of the time, a game doesn't grab me enough for me to finish the thing before I'm onto the next. However, then the Switch came along and made it so much easier to play, you know with the whole portable thing that they say you can do with it. Amongst the games that I had the pleasure of finishing last year was the outstanding SteamWorld Dig 2 from the developers Image & Form Games. This game combined the perfect amount of tough metrovania style gameplay with a tonne of upgrades that by the end of the game make your character actually amazing. I can't recommend this game enough and so I was incredibly excited to hear that the developers announced on their Twitter this morning that the original SteamWorld Dig will be coming to the Switch platform on the 1st February for the very nice price of $9.99 / €9.99! Along with the fact that I'm excited because I loved the second title, I'm even happier to find out I'll finally have a number 1 and not just a number 2 in my collection! Dandara - eShop Link - 6th February 2018Dandara was announced for the Switch an incredible amount of time ago. The announcement trailer was actually released before the Switch was even released, on the 28th February 2017! The title on the eShop is described as "a unique 2D metroidvania platformer full of mystical creatures and boundless exploration. Defy gravity as you jump across floors, walls, and ceilings alike. Discover the mysteries and secrets hidden throughout the world of Salt and its diverse array of characters. Empower Dandara for combat and survival against enemies bent on oppression.". The actual gameplay looks incredible and is something that I will probably be adding to my wishlist, after I research a little more. Super One More Jump - Announcement - 25th January 2018From the creators of One More Jump, originally released in 2016 for IOS and Android, is an Impossible Game/Geometry Dash looking game with a few unique mechanics that make the game look like a pretty addictive phone game. Well today, it was announced on the publishers Twitter that a new Super One More Jump will be coming to the Switch in a few days on the 25th January 2018. This new addition comes with an endless mode and the developers have also reworked most of the original levels to work with the Switch, including creating a split joy-con mode for 2 players! I think this is actually a good time to put the point forward that Geometry Dash wasn't the first to do this kind of gameplay. The reason I'm mentioning this, is because in the trailer for the IOS version of this game, the top comment says, "GEOMETRY DASH CLONE"...This comes up quite a lot in similar looking games even though the original game that I know for this gameplay was a title called The Impossible Game. It probably isn't even the first game to do it, so feel free to correct me in the comments below. Anyway, this game looks pretty good and if it's reasonably priced, I think the 2 player would make for a good party game.  Top Reddit Posts: Can we generate some demand for Dragon Ball FighterZ on the Switch? - Link - u/HighHylianMy nintendo switch pinball setup. Took out the metal brackets from joy con straps and put them on the side of the monitor, works amazingly. - Link - u/CraciunatorCan we get a Super Monkey Ball Switch pls? - Link - u/sludgebeardActual cardboard expert opinion on durability of Labo - Link - u/GTS14  If there are any errors or missed information, just let me know and I'll add it promptly.  Closing Statement: There has been a very nice amount of game announcements today, and some of them don't look too bad! I am particular excited about Owlboy and the original SteamWorld Dig as I absolutely adored the first game, but I've been warned that I won't enjoy the first title as much as the second. I am also ridiculously excited for the Wolfenstein II port as I've been avoiding anything about the game since it's release, still no release date though which is a bummer, but I'm guessing we'll get it at the Bethesda E3 press conference. Anyway I would like to thank all of you wonderful reddit users who have allowed me to use your posts from earlier today! Enjoy your time away from posts and I'll hopefully see you wonderful people tomorrow! I don't even know if you read this section and instead just skim the news and announcement posts...secret code is Horlicks btw... Sam :)  via /r/NintendoSwitch