#anyway im gonna go drink a soylent and make a playlist of all the deftones songs that ended up on horror movie soundtracks

[pocket-mobster]

i'm not saying this to be contrarian: i legitimately do not understand why people go on twitter for anything other than porn. i'm used to the whole post-post-post-ad-post-post-post etc format of this site, but twitter is a bunch of tweets from people you don't follow with some ads and sections begging you to follow topics for flavor. i literally only have notifications on so i can have a "clean" timeline with just tweets from the people i actually fucking follow. twitter is so overwhelming and unpalatable that it makes me feel like what 100 gecs fans think a victorian child is (even tho they drank fuckin borax milk and you can't even handle unspoiled cow's milk). how do people get addicted to the bird app? it makes smoking cigarettes look like a fun, wholesome summer activity. a nicotine-addicted brain probably looks healthier than whatever kind of brain goes on twitter and is like "here i am, back in my hole" instead of storming in like it's a single-item Target run, compulsively saving megabytes of furry porn in case the internet finally dies, checking to see who died, and finding out that COVID is still very much a problem before abruptly closing the app before your boner dies and you have to face reality with a pre-nut brain. frankly, i think it's just as bad as tiktok, and tiktok scares me. i've watched a corrupt politician's suicide and onision videos, and only tiktok makes me shake like a fucking chihuahua after a small soy mocha. the human body should be fatally allergic to tiktok. if you as a grown adult say words like "unalive" and type like an FBI agent's impression of a 2000's scene kid just so you can be seen by a couple people for half a second before they swipe you away, you should be sent to live inside the Boscov's at the Coventry Mall in Pottstown, Pennsylvania. now there's your fuckin "dopamine detox"