#anyway it seems fairly established that cazador has been manipulating/targeting/toying with the gur in the area for a long time | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

elminster-big-naturals · 1 year ago

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"what kind of law did astarion pass to piss off the gur so much 😂"

aside from the fact magisters don't pass laws, the implication that cazador was just kind of casually waiting around for his moment bc knew astarion was Such a dickhead that someone was going to beat his ass to death eventually is extremely funny

#baldur's gate 3 #i mean i'm ASSUMING they're going off a more olde/british-centric definition of magistrate ie basically a legal administrator of an area id #since i don't think cazador would turn someone actually powerful/well known into a spawn for Obvious Reasons #magistrates aren't lawyers or judges + don't go to law school + don't attend to serious criminal matters. but maybe i'm wrong who knows #anyway it seems fairly established that cazador has been manipulating/targeting/toying with the gur in the area for a long time #he was very particular abt his spawn and getting what he wanted so i seriously dont believe he would leave anything to chance At All #but him just lurking in alleyways waiting for someone to finally just get sick of astarion's shit tickles me.#like hmm i COULD concoct a nefarious plan to snare him but the guy's just so damn murderable why bother

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