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[wernerherzogs]

childe was seen

[datela-vodenit]

OC Interview (Taren Angeldos, feat. Davvik!)

Alrighty, time to do a tag meme! I was tagged by @deeafrotailmisstress​

Anyone who wants to try this out, DO IT!! Original questions here  

1. What is your name you go by?

“What name do I go by? Taren?”

2. What is your real name?

“Well, I’ll say it again, it’s Taren. The full name is Taren Angeldos, though!”

3. Do you know why you are named that?

“Dad named me it ‘cause ‘Taren’ was the name of his first pet trask… not sure what that says about me though.”

4. Ah.. okay. Are you single or taken?

“I’m single and ready to mingle, ladies!”

In the background: “Provided I like you.”

“Dad, c’mon! Ugh, old man thinks he’s my own personal matchmaker.”

5. Have any abilities or powers?

“How ‘bout the power of strength? I mean, look at these bad boys!”

6. S-Sir, please get off the coffee table. Ahem... so in that case, how much can you lift?

“Oh! There was this one time when I was 18 I lifted a whole engine turbine that weighed, like, 900lbs!”

“896!”

“Well, it felt like 900! Anyways, moving on!”

7. What is your favorite food?

“CAKE! Caaaaaake! That is like the best food I’ve ever tasted, I could eat it all day!”

“Any reason why it’s your favorite?”

“Oh yeah, when I was a kid, my dad brought home a cake straight from a Dominion vessel they encountered and, oh man, it was like heaven. You know, the Exiles may be at war with the Dommies, but they can make some fuckin’ amazing cake!”

8. What’s your eye color?

“People’ll call it gold, but I like to think it’s more coppery!”

“Taren, that’s not what copper looks like.”

“Excuse me, who’s the one getting interviewed here, Dad?”

9. How about your hair color?

“It’s like a boring purple with white tips and dots. I call it snow bangs, cause it looks like snow falling from the sky, heh!”

10. Have you any family members?

“Well there’s my dad over there, yes he’s a mordesh. Then there’s his girlfriend, Mala, who’s basically already my mom.”

“Not yet.”

“She totally is.”

11. What about pets?

“You know, one day I’m gonna get a boulderback buddy of my own one day! One as strong as I am!”

12. Now tell me about something you don’t like?

“You know what I don’t like? People thinking they can pick me up whenever they want ‘cause I’m a small guy! It hurts, honestly!”

13. Do... Do people do that often? 

“Hee hee hee...”

“Dad, shut up! I can hear you laughing!”

14. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like?

“Well, most of the time I occupy myself with making gadgets, but I also like to shred on my guitar!”

“Oh, what kind of music?”

“Metal! OH! Do you want a sample?”

“Oh, no no no, that’s fine, thank you!”

15. Ever hurt anyone before?

“Hurt anyone? Uhm, plenty of people, yeah? I’ve wrassled with people a few times and I get to punch a few baddies here and there.”

“And emotionally?”

“Emotionally? Yeah, yeah I have... I’ve done my best to settle my differences with others though. I know I can be annoying and shit, but I kinda like being annoying sometimes. Just gotta find common ground, right?”

16. Ever killed anyone?

“Ahm... probably? It was out of self defense anyways. No one messes with me or my friends. I don’t want to talk about it...”

17. Fair enough, let’s move on. Name your worst habits.

“Worst habits? Hmm... well there’s this thing I do with my tongue that pisses off my old man, watch!”

“Ugh, Taren, I swear to Kemos, that’s just... GET IT OUT OF YOUR NOSE!”

18. Do you look up to anyone at all?

“A few people: My dad and Mala, first off, my Aunt Olka, Guy Fantastic, and some bozos at Fantastic Enterprises. They’re the best!”

19. What is your sexual orientation?

“Well, I know I like girls, a LOT! Don’t think this means anything, but I’ve admired a muscular dude from time to time, though. Heh heh!”

20. Did you go to school?

“I didn’t have that luxury as a kid, but my dad taught me enough as well as a few other people on the ship I lived in. Basically the whole crew home schooled me.”

21. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?

“Uhm, maybe! I do kinda like the idea havin’ a kid of my own, teaching ‘em the ways of the strong, yah know?”

“The... strong?”

“Yeah! Getting them buff!”

22. Alrighty. Do you have fanboys/fangirls?

“If I do, I wish they’d show themselves already, hah! Hah... hah....”

23. What are you most afraid of?

“Psh, ‘m not afraid of anything! I’ll you what though, I used to be terrified of draken! I would have sooooo many nightmares about them chasing me down long halls or gutting me out with their horns-”

“Taren...”

“Okay, okay, I’ll stop - but nightmares were a thing when I was a kid. I had plenty of them back then!”

“Nightmares were a thing? What does that mean?”

“W- That just means I had a lot of nightmares as a kid, I had one like almost everyday. Some were kind of... too real. Like I was watching someone desperately clinging onto life.”

“Can we move on from this?”

“Yeah, that’s a good idea...”

24. Uh, alright. What do you usually wear?

“Something that shows off my muscles, always! Like a cool vest or tank top. But I have a favorite jacket I like to wear too. Most of my stuff is grey and copper too. Copper’s my favorite color!”

25. Do you love someone?

“Love someone? Like my dad?”

“Awww.”

26. No, but like... Are you interested in someone?

“L-Lah... Like a crush? Uhm...”

“... You’re taking a while to answer this.”

“Sh-Shut up! No, I’m not interested in anyone... except if they’re interested in me, of course, heh!”

27. When was the last time you wet yourself?

“Wha-What kind of a stupid question is that? I did that when I was like, five!”

“Actually, the last time you wet the bed was when you were 15-”

“DAD, WHAT THE HELL?!”

28. Pffft... We’ll move on now. What do you think is the worse act someone can commit?

“Hmm, I dunno, I think I just thought of a crime now, huh dad? Embarrassing your son in front of other people?”

“Taren...”

“I’m gonna be nice and spare you for once, Dad. We can argue about this later, right?”

“But it was true-”

“What’s the next question?!”

29. What class are you? (high class, middle class, low class)

“We’re middle, although that’s not saying much with the war.”

“DAD! OH MY KEMOS! IT’S MY INTERVIEW!”

30. Moving along! How many friends do you have?

“Oh, I have a good group of friends. My best band mate, Andi, and a few others from Fantastic Enterprises. Shout out to Seek, my man!”

31. You mentioned you loved cake, but what about pie?

“All they same, they’re both gonna be consumed by me eventually, hah!”

32. Favorite drink?

“I can drink almost anything, I don’t have a favorite! I’ll tell you what though, rowdowser milk is awful. Yeeuck...”

33. What’s your favorite place?

“I actually have a few of them, but the three I can think of off the top of my head are Wilderrun, Celestion, and Malgrave - Malgrave especially! It’s like the rough ‘n tough terf of Nexus and I get to surf some of the dunes there from time to time. It’s an absolute riot!”

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

“You know, either or, there’s a ton of sunken shit to find in the lakes and oceans here on Nexus. I guess if I had to choose, I’d go for oceans!”

“So now we’ll be getting a little personal here...”

“Uhm... okay?”

“Oh Kemos...”

35. What’s your type?

“My type? Well, I like strong girls, but I also like it when girls act all cutesy and stuff too - all too adorable, right? But they have to be tall! Like, really tall! If they’re aurin height, I’m not all that interested. But a 7 foot beauty? Oh man, they can just step on me!”

“Taren!”

“Oh stop it, Dad. If the interviewer says we’re getting personal, best not to stick around for this part.”

36. How big is your willy?

“Woah! You really meant it with personal! I mean, if we had to give exact measurements, it’s like thiiiiiis long.”

“Taren, I seriously disapprove of this.”

“Hey! At least I’m not showing it to them, right?”

37. Any fetishes?

“Hah! That’s only for me to know and for you to not find out, alright?”

38. Dominant or submissive?

“Ooooh, I would wan to be dominant, yah know? I do kind of like the idea being submissive though, remember what I said about tall girls?”

“TAREN!”

“Alright, alright! Can we get some different questions here? For the old man’s sake?”

39. Sure thing. Indoors or outdoors?

“Now that’s a hard one. Indoors means I get to work on engineering projects and stuff, but outdoors means I get to go exploring! Oh man, that’s a hard choice!”

40. How about this. What do you think of the eldan?

“Oh those guys? I don’t know, they make a lot of cool shit, but a lot of that shit tries to kill me. So I can’t say I ‘like’ it, but I do wanna mess around with it a lot more. Seek would kill me for saying that, but he can’t stop me, hah hah!”

50. Anything else you’d like to add before we end?

“Only that your went from 0 to a 100 with those last few questions. That was great, man.”

“Ugh...”

“Oh, and I’m sorry about my dad. He’s always trying to mess with my fun, hah hah!”

“You know, if you didn’t act like a child all the time, I wouldn’t treat you like one.”

“That’s my dad, everybody. Hah hah! Love you!”

“... Love you too, kid.”