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[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[gayvampyr]

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[crimeboys]

why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

they can also press a button to leave.

Valuable tip. Don't cater to your followers. You're not trapped in here with them, they are trapped in here with you.

[girltown420]

it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

[lunamonchtuna]

to be seen without performing. to be heard without screaming. to be missed without disappearing. to be enough without proving it. to be held without falling apart. to be understood without explaining. to be wanted without conditions. to be. to be.

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[millenianthemums]

some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

“many such cases”

“we love/hate to see it”

“honestly, work”

“many are saying this”

“love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”

“you conjure a beautiful world”

[crimeboys]

eleanor shellstrop one of the protagonists of all time honestly. woman who sucks so much who gets put in a situation specifically made to make her worse and instead she gets better. filled with love for other people but replaced it with malice for as long as she could because love got her nothing. went from being selfish for survival to selfless for survival and in the end she lands on being selfless for selflessness's sake. she even has mommy issues. she's even bisexual.

[dragonpyre]

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

[frontmansdog]

reblog with the worst words to refer to a cock in a smut fic

[yusiyomogi]

as much as i love when people draw kris in dresses, i don't think they canonically like skirts very much. i mean, we still have three chapters ahead ofc, but so far judging by their darkworld outfits, i'd say they have a specific style preference. usually, some sort of a well-fitting clothes, tight pants, button-up shirts, boots with heels, some sort of colorful scarves or neckties. heels are important apparently because tenna gave them two whole outfits with heels lol. i'm not sure about their lightworld outfit though, i kinda headcanon that they wear old asriel's shirt for convenience and comfort (that's why i usually draw it a little oversized).

[omg-snakes]

what's something silly your snakes have done recently?

I'm sorry, friend. It's taken me for-E-ver to answer this because moving meant I wasn't spending much casual time with the snakes and therefore wasn't able to observe any silliness!

Yesterday I was feeding the adults and most of them are still in temporary tub housing while I deep clean and redecorate their big cages. Carl has been very clear about his disdain for his tub house and tries to politely excuse himself every time I open the lid. I offered him a thawed frodent and he very eagerly took it but continued his egress from the tub while holding it and, before I could catch him, he smacked me in the forehead with a warm, soggy mouse.

Thanks, Carl.

Then he ate it backwards.

[dragonpyre]

Jason Todd is aroace to me and doesn’t know, but in the sense that he just genuinely doesn’t think about that kind of stuff. He’s got other things going on. Who’s got time for sex when he’s gotta kill the Joker