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frontmansdog · 1 month ago
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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
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allseeingmoth · 3 days ago
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they accidentally gave me the unheimlich manoeuvre and i choked to death in a distinctly uncanny way
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dragonpyre · 5 months ago
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I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying
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crimeboys · 1 year ago
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god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real
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gayvampyr · 2 months ago
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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
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noctude · 9 months ago
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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more
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girltown420 · 9 months ago
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it is an honor 2 be in ur computer
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commander-writergirl · 2 days ago
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Hey hey come close *waves person over*
A judge had me write 1500 word essay on driver safety to keep my driving record clean cause at 17 I got T-Boned but by law of ‘failure to yield’ it fell on me… a 17 year old.
That’s four pages my dudes. It took me an hour tops with little research cause I actually listened to my teachers.
This add on has over 70 words. It’s not hard. Especially if no research is involved.
im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.
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frontmansdog · 2 days ago
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“can you address this questionable post you made in 2013?” “when will you address this thing you’re in support of that I don’t agree with?” “why are you silent about x?” “I’m waiting for you to make a statement”
my brother in Christ, I am going to hold your hand when I tell you this, this place is called the internet, and while you’re here, you’re going to see Things from strangers that you disagree with or outright hate. because not everybody will share your beliefs. not everyone will agree with you. and you can’t demand an explanation from a stranger. no one owes you anything. if you see something you hate, block and move along. strangers on the internet aren’t politicians, they don’t have to make any heartfelt, public statement addressing everything they do that you, some random stranger, disagree with. it’s giving main character syndrome and no, sorry to tell you this, but the universe does not revolve around you
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marinaratrench05 · 11 months ago
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iridessence · 7 months ago
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i cannot believe we are about to be a whole QUARTER into this century
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micropowerpoint · 6 hours ago
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Mean Streets (1973)
I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?
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lunamonchtuna · 4 days ago
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to be seen without performing. to be heard without screaming. to be missed without disappearing. to be enough without proving it. to be held without falling apart. to be understood without explaining. to be wanted without conditions. to be. to be.
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yuttikkele · 1 month ago
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
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lun-rk800 · 2 months ago
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Several documentaries publically treating Luigi Mangione as guilty before his trial even started got released over the past 2 months.
Here's the billion dollar companies behind them.
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