#anyway there's still time to sign up for Secret Love Song Fest the prompts are great and the discord is slammin'

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So the @secretlovesongsfest Discord Server is the place to be, and last night we accidentally spun the tale of Sunset Curve Retiring, ft Luke ‘no I’m never retiring’ Patterson, Alex settling down with his husband Willie, and Bobby Deciding He’s Going To Be A Hermit And Move To The Woods In Canada. Only Reggie says: Yes of course, and I’m coming with you. And we’re adopting a bunch of dogs.

Luke goes on Writing Retreats that are really just ‘visiting Bobby and Reggie and their ten dogs’. His next album has an amazing love song about a girl with beautiful brown eyes and soft curls and when asked in interviews who it’s about, he stares at the interview and says, honestly: Shania the Labradoodle.

The song he writes for Reggie and Bobby is way less romantic. When the same interviewer asks about that, Luke shrugs and says ‘Well I didn’t want to be too cheesy. Bobby’s not big on PDA and Reg likes keeping our relationship private.’

Not featured: the helipad next to Bobby’s Hermit Cabin, Billy Ray the chihuahua in a baby sling, Bobby’s vegetable garden, and Alex making gay and short jokes about Luke.

Yes of course eventually Alex and Willie also move into the Sunset Curve Cabin Commune. Willie took one step out of the chopper Bobby picked them up in, got swarmed by dogs, and told Alex he was never leaving.