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#anyway this post is for me and kyle cloysterbell only
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mythic quest severance au
#im just saying words
#but like. what if their show personalities are their innies
#brad's outie is like. just danny pudi really. just a nice guy
#but his innie is a ruthless capitalist bc he's got an irving-like faith in the company
#but in an evil way
#his innie doesn't consider himself or anyone else a real person
#poppy's outie is still a Hot Mess which is why her innie is also a Hot Mess
#her innie is just like 'why do i never feel rested' and it's bc her outie's sleep schedule is fucked
#jo's outie is also a regular person. her innie is Deranged bc of how long she's been there
#rachel is helly. she just wants to leave but alas. her outie is evil
#dana's outie has a boyfriend oh nooooo the drama
#idk about ian. maybe his outie is like. a self-help guru
#and he's promoting severance as therapy
#just cut out the sad parts of urself!
#hmm david's innie wouldn't know about being divorced so maybe he's actually more well-adjusted inside
#cw's innie is the burt of the group
#poor carol is the wellness director
#anyway this post is for me and kyle cloysterbell only
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