#anyway uhhh könig colonel

[theoutlawfaleena]

Ayo?? 🤨 König's a colonel????? 🫢

You're telling me he's out there, cosplaying as a sniper, with half his gear FROM HOME and got taken seriously enough to be promoted idk how many times to become colonel?! 😧

The guy with a t-shirt as a mask is seriously more important than PRICE 🤠🇬🇧 and GHOST 💀🇬🇧 WITH A SKULL MASK??? 😀

I'm so speechless, but not sure if I should or not continue to treat him like a pathetic man. 🤨

- 🧟 Anon

(ik it's been a while, that fucking colonel announcement revived me and made me want to talk to u about it)

I JUST HEARD ABT THIS AND I SWEAR MY BRAIN IS SO ROTTED U CANT EVEN TELL WAHT IT IS ANYMORE

also everybody being like "he's a colonel so he's definitely like 40" i was looking back at my posts where i was saying "i feel like he's 28 at most!!!! :D" and like... grabbing my jester hat and jingling miserably across the floor

it's also got me purring tho bc lord knows i'm gonna simp for a middle aged man at any opportunity (price im looking at u)