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starry-teacup · 5 months

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so Johnny has canonically committed every crime known to man except for the sexual ones, right? And I know that he always assumed it was just a thing carmilla had built into him. but I like to imagine that he's sex-repulsed ace. this fact has never crossed his mind ever

#he's not acephobic #he just hasn't really thought about it #and I mean #he's Johnny d'ville #there couldn't be a physical experience he dislikes or avoids #right?#wrong #anyways he finds out through the polycrew that he's only really into snuggles and hair braiding #but it you ask if he's ace he will shoot you #cuz Johnny d'ville ain't afraid of nothing #(so I take it back there is some internalized acephobia there)#(but only for himself)#(other people are valid in his eyes)#the mechanisms #johnny d'ville #Johnny d'ville headcanons #people I'm normal about #the mechs

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