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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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Genital preference is not transphobic. Not any more than dysphoric trans people transitioning is transphobic ("because it implies that some physical traits are feminine or masculine"). That's just how human sexuality works. I am sure that my attraction to women started with attraction to sexual characteristics, not vague vibes. And it was before I learned about differences in genitalia, so I wasn't conditioned to have such response, and yet seeing vagina for the first time immediately felt erotic. My repulsion to penises also started before I learned about differences. Even though I have one, I always considered it and especially adult versions ugly. I am not dysphoric about it, just dislike how does it look. Trans people are a minority and a mutation, so literal biology doesn't have to account for our existence. Not everything is about us, and there is nothing wrong with the fact that majority of straight and gay people would never want to fuck us, sex is not validation

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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Video description and transcript under the cut.

Description: TikTok video by The Panda Redd. Re-enactment of final scene of Under the Hood. All roles played by Panda (a tall, well-built young white man with a mohawk, wearing a grey hoodie). Setting is a dark basement lit only by a hanging light bulb.

Transcript.

Jason: (holding gun on Bruce) "Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me."

Batman: (glares silently)

Jason: "But why? Why on God's Earth—" (hits Joker across the face)

Joker (tied to a chair): *cackles*

Jason: "—is HE still alive??"

Joker: "AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

Batman:

Batman: "I'm sorry, d'you want me to be serious here or—?"

Jason: (in disbelief) "YES, Bruce! I want you to be serious right now! If he had done what he did to me to you, I would've done nothing but search the earth for this pile of death-worshipping garbage!"

Joker: "I love you too, Sugar Plum."

Batman: (holds hands up) "Okay, yeah, I get that, totally, I get that. Um. Have you tried?"

Jason: "Excuse you?"

Batman: "Have you tried to kill him yet?"

Jason: (to Joker) "Is he being serious?"

Joker: (also confused) "I'm gonna be honest with you, Junior. I don't know."

Jason: "Got it. Great." (turns back to Batman) "What the fuck does THAT mean?"

Batman: "Okay, so no, you haven't. Cool. Do it."

Jason:

Jason: (lowers gun) "What."

Batman: "Do it, cap his ass. Shoot him."

Joker: (finally rattled) "I'm gonna go with Junior here, and say...what??"

Jason: "You want me to shoot him?"

Batman: "I want someone to shoot him! Give me the gun, I'll do it!"

Jason: (mutters, brain blue screening) "What is going on right now? This should a lot harder than it is."

Batman: "C'mon, son! You decapitated like eleven people three days ago! Fuckin' do it!"

Joker: (turns to Jason quizzically) "This has gotta be some sort of test, ri—"

(BANG! Jason fires. Joker lands on the floor lifeless, eyes still open.)

Jason: "There, you happy? Jesus. Was that so hard? All of this time and it was THAT easy!"

Jason: "What the fuck is that supposed to—" (looks down at floor where the Joker was lying)

Batman: "I don't know what you're talking about 'easy'. There's nothing there." (nods at floor)

Floor: (is devoid of Joker)

Jason: (stares)

Floor: (continues to be sans anything but carpet)

Jason: "What the fuck?"

Batman: "Yeah."

Jason: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Batman: "Take as long as you need with this."

Jason: (looking around frantically) "I just shot him! He hit the floor! What the f—" (turns back to the floor)

Floor: (is just vibin')

Jason: "Where the fuck did he go??"

Batman: "See that shit? That shit right there happens every fucking time!"

Jason: "There's not even a blood stain! It's just gone!"

Batman: "Yeah, like two days after you died, I chased him into a helicopter where he got shot like six times. The helicopter exploded and crashed into the ocean. And his body was gone before Superman could find it."

Jason: "Oh my God. I don't understand how this is even fucking possible!"

Batman: "He's like a cryptid! I don't fucking get it!"

Joker: (disembodied laughter) "AHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!"

Jason: (freaked out, turning in circles trying to find him) "Oh my God!"

Batman: "THAT OMINOUS SHIT HAPPENS TOO! I DON'T KNOW, DUDE!"

Jason: "Dude. Fuck whatever's going on here, that's some fucking bullshit."

Batman: "Thank you! Finally someone gets it!"

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OKAY WELL IT HAS FADED DIFFERENTLY SINCE LAST I SAW IT DAMN

GINGER

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EVEN YOUR HAIR ISN'T THAT RED ELI

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surviving being made blonde by enjoying eli being made ginger >:]

@justanotherbattyhere @axeofstars @thecrazyalchemist

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"Save me kayne malevolent" I say, knowing entirely well that he would make any situation infinitely worse

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Just to be 100% crystal clear - if you come into my space saying "No such thing as an innocent Palestinian" I'm going to block your hateful, bigot, monstrous arse just as fucking quickly as I do the ones who say "No such thing as an innocent Israeli" because you're two sides of the exact same grotesque, inhuman coin.

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woke magnus archives:

JonASEXUAL Sims?!?!?!??!

Martin blackWOMAN?!?!?!?!?!

Georgie BISEXUALker?!?!?!?!?!

MeLESBIAN King?!?!?!?!?!

tINTERSEX Stoker?!?!?!??!?!

SashAROMANTIC James?!?!?!??!

ELIAS BOUCHARD?!?!?!?!?!

posting this for tintersex stoker

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Nonhuman Whump things that make me happy :)

ya know how you can grab a fish by the gills?? well how about mermaids? drag them from the water, cut off their oxygen supply similar to dragging someone by their throat.

it’s always collar this, collar that, but i just LOVE a good muzzle. even for a human whump without a snout, the sheer humiliation and dehumanization from being strapped into something that was created for unruly animals is just...mwah.

whumper cutting whumpee’s fingernails or talons, depending on the species. especially if they tried to lash out by scratching. is the whumpee strapped down for this, or drugged to exhaustion? perhaps too badly hurt to fight back? 

winged whumpee unable to open or stretch out their wings in captivity. soreness, restlessness, the longing to fly growing stronger as their wings grow weaker from disuse. imagine: whumpee finally escapes whumper’s clutches, opens their wings excitedly, finally free. but when they try to lift off, they fall to the ground, unable to carry their own weight anymore. 

whumpee with a tail: so much possibility. whumper constantly stepping on it, pulling it. dragging them around by it, until whumpee wishes that it wasn’t there at all. or maybe whumper braids it, puts little bows on it, plays with the end of it while whumpee can’t pull away or resist. does their tail give away their emotions? does it thrash when they are angry? does it go limp when they’re hurt? or does whumper go the extreme route and chop it off completely? i love tails. 

whumpee with heightened, animalistic senses, deprived of practice. cat-like eyes are covered or constantly in the dark. dog-like hearing put in a padded room or plugged/muffled. whumpee with natural hunting instincts deprived of prey. just like the wings, without enough practice or use, their senses dull. when they finally get out, do they have to work with caretaker to get them back? or are they gone forever, reduced to a fraction of their past ability? 

with more animalistic whumps: whumper seeing just what kind of sounds they can draw from their new specimen. whumpee may shut their mouth defiantly, but how long until they whimper and whine for mercy?  how much pain until they hiss and screech, claw and bite? 

 just some thoughts :) feel free to add on

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"I need to see them suffer" I say about a character who already does nothing but suffer