they have the ENTIRE guard wrapped around their finger no wonder they are so insufferable
uncle j: hey buddy what’s--
blaine: THROW SPADER IN THE RIVER DO IT DO IT NOW
wizard guard 1: spader? what’d he do?
blaine: CUZ HE FUCKING PUSHED ME THATS--
uncle j: language
uncle j: but, blaine, we can’t just throw spader in the river because you’re mad at him--
wizard guard 2: we can’t?
uncle j: NO?!
uncle j: DO YOU DO ANYTHING BLAINE TELLS YOU TO??
wizard guard 2: yeah
wizard guard 3: pretty much
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