#anyways its my comfort vod ive watched it atleast 3 times now

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Any newer tommyinnit or wilbur soot enjoyers PLEASE watch the tommy wilbur speedrun vod oh my god. It’s “Tommy Makes Minecraft 1000x Funnier as WIFE HAVER” on tommy’s vod channel, but this upload also cuts the first bit of it that’s rlly funny. Just search tommy wilbur speedrunning or smthing to find the whole thing. It’s still so fucking good, the chaos.

We have:

Tommy tricking wilbur into hanging out with him by texting wilbur his mom’s fucking dying. and wilbur fully believing him and freaking out on call, and then not realizing he’s live for 6 entire minutes 

Wilbur staying anyway.

Tommy has upped his streaming persona to 1000% and wilbur can barely even talk to him like a normal person because he keeps screaming and saying random bullshit and interupting wilbur mid-word.

Wilbur is so fucking exasperated but is still laughing and losing it at every other word out of tommy’s mouth. You can hear him hitting his desk in the background with laughter.

Several times wilbur asks tommy why tommy wanted HIM here, when tommy has actual friends who are into speedrunning, while wilbur doesn’t give a shit about it. and I don’t remember if tommy actually gives him an answer LOL.

This is before them calling eachother brothers stopped being a bit, so they do that.

Tommy is So Unhinged the entire vod, more than usual, and that’s saying something.

*wilbur singing autotunned in the background* Tommy: “IM NOT ON ANY COCAINE CHAT, STOP. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT DRUG IS. NOT THAT IT’S A DRUG, IT COULD BE, IT COULD BE A WOMAN”

“Wilbur, if I name my kid wilbur will you name your kid tommyinnit” wilbur immediatly: “no.”

 Wilbur:  “I’ll be right back- do you want me to be here for the begninings, is that what you’re looking for?”  tommy: “I want you here for everything, Wilbur.”

“I’m gonna become a librarian just to SPITE you.”  “wh-why would that spite me??”  “because that’s the worst type of star sign”

“I don’t want to stand up. You realize I’ve pissed myself several times during this stream”  *wilbur dying laughing*