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The Spoils of War

What a relevant title. I spoiled myself earlier today. From my own stupidity.

Tumblr: Here’s a suggested post tagged as “moulin rouge”! XKit: This post is blocked because it is tagged “GOT spoilers” Me: Hmm... do I make it show anyway?... Yes. Me: *Gets completely spoiled*

I’m just dumb. Sure, it was something I already vaguely knew would happen. But vaguely knowing is different than seeing it. Welp. At least this time it was completely my fault.

Oh. Also, after Lady Olenna’s death I went looking for whatever article it was I saw years ago about the Joffrey death reveal. I guess the fandom was more freaking out over the way it was revealed that she killed Joffrey, not her being the one who did it. Which is good, because this whole time I’ve been like why is the fandom even questioning who did it when Olenna admitted to it 5 seconds later? But yeah, her reveal to Jaime was worth the freak out. I still can’t believe she went out that like. Epic last words. I love Lady Olenna. I am SO MAD we didn’t get more scenes of her with Ellaria. Those two together could have destroyed the whole world and I’d thank them for it.

“You don’t need me anymore.” “No, I don’t” Bran. Sweetie. Oh my god. Bran. You are not helping. Oh my god. I don’t care if you’re all knowing, PLEASE BE GENUINELY THANKFUL.

I literally never saw any mention of Meera in the billion years I observed the GOT fandom before getting into this show. I knew Ferb was in the show, never knew he had a sister. I knew the “Hold the door!” “Hodor!” thing but no one ever mentioned it was Meera saying “Hold the door” and basically naming Hodor. I heard NOTHING. Meera deserves better. She DRAGGED Bran through the snow while running away from White Walkers. She watched her brother die and kept going. Please tell me the fandom actually appreciates her. Please tell me I just haven’t gotten the chance to see the appreciation.

I don’t like these two guards. LET MY GIRL IN. THE STARK SISTERS. ARE TOGETHER AGAIN. I AM SO HAPPY. I will say Jon and Sansa’s reunion was more emotional than Sansa and Arya’s. Probably because for the sisters there was no music and also Jon and Sansa was the first reunion of the Stark kids in a billion seasons, while Arya’s the 4th kid to come back to Winterfell. Ok. Random, but are Arya and Bran twins? I literally can’t remember. Ok, googled it (but didn’t open links because of spoilers), Bran’s listed as younger than Arya so I guess not. Why did I feel like I thought they were twins in the first episode... AWWWW BRIENNE!!! I’M EXTRA EMOTIONAL OVER HER SEEING HER VOW WAS KEPT. Ok yeah that’s a lot of Dragonglass. I love the Children making carvings in the cave and Jon showing them to Dany. It’s so crazy to me that the Children used no color in the carvings, except in the blue eyes in White Walkers. That was so important. Arya and Brienne finally bonding and training is everything I’ve wanted and more. If Gendry comes back at the end of this episode, then this will be the best episode ever. I know he’s coming soon. Bringing up Jon being a bastard once more before we finally get confirmation of his parentage. I see you. I know it’s coming soon. I wanted to mention Dany’s 3 headed dragon pin and haven’t mentioned it yet. But now I’m noticing that Missandei has a 3 dragons in a ring pin. I love it. But when did Dany find the time to have all these dragon pins made? “Will you forgive me if I switch sides.” OH I love Davos. I just gasped out loud. Theon and Jon will reunite?!??!?!?! Oh wait, for a second I kind of forgot the whole Theon seizing Winterfell thing. Not as happy and excited as I was for the Stark children reunions. So Jon. Will you slap him, hug him, or kiss him? I add kiss him because of Torchwood. I joked that John and Jack would either fight or kiss and then of course they did both. So anything’s possible in this moment. “Sansa... is she alright?” “What you did for her is the only reason I’m not killing you.” Yeah no that’s VERY valid. Also Jon pulled him real close just then, my brain literally was like “I WAS JOKING ABOUT KISSING” for a second. Wait, where did Dany go though? I thought they agreed to not attack King’s Landing now.

WAIT. JUST. A. SECOND. I gotta google something.

IT IS HIM. Randyll Tarly played creepy Uncle Geoffrey in Bridget Jones Diary! I knew I recognized him! I KNEW I WAS GETTING BAD VIBES. I thought it was just because he was so horrible to my baby Sam. But also because he played a creep before. He looks different, not completely different, but different enough that it took a while to match his face. Also. I really want to rewatch Bridget Jones’ Diary now.

Oh this was poor Dickon’s first battle. Bronn... what do your elf ears hear. Oh wait. No. The saying is what do your elf eyes see, isn’t it? I never saw Lord of the Rings. Oh ok. Dothraki. I thought it would be the dragons. Either way, Brann has good ears. “We can hold them off” (Dragon roaring) YES DRAGONS. Those captions being together made me laugh out loud. Oh. Too funny. Jaime, you’re in trouble. Now. I don’t want Bronn to die. Also don’t want Dickon to die either. I know Jaime’s still around so I’m not worried about him just yet. But Bronn especially? Don’t die. Wow this is so epic. Look at my girl go. WOAH THE DOTHRAKI RIDE RIGHT THROUGH THE FLAMES. I LOVE IT. Dickon just saved Jaime, meaning Dickon’s about to die. OH THAT POOR HORSE. Look Bronn. I love you. I really do. And I do not want you to die. But also, if you kill a dragon I will cry so.... please miss. Ok he didn’t miss but he didn’t kill the dragon either. So that’s good. Was it Bronn who saved Jaime or was it Dickon?

That was an exciting episode. We got some Stark ruinions. We got Arya and Brienne bonding. Dragon’s killing people. What else do you want from a Game of Throne’s episode?