#apologizing to fictional zombie causing entities is strangely cathartic

[nancydrewwouldnever]

RANDOM MUSING: You know, I realize it's probably really, really unfair of me to compare Alba to the fungus in The Last of Us.

To the fungus, that is.

That fungus has worked. It's worked hard for generations and decades to figure out a way to evolve to become a live host parasite. It's put in the time, with fanatical commitment.

I'm so sorry, Cordyceps! It's so wrong of me to liken a lazy clout chaser z-lister to you.

You're the real deal when it comes to putting in the work.

Alba is all about the shortcuts.