#apparently living in fully automated luxury space socialism means forgetting the most basic aspects of security/computer troubleshooting

[sonneillonv]

I'm sick, so I'm comfort-watching Voyager. I GOT sick because I crammed myself on four different flying sausage tubes over a period of three days so I could go to my son's graduation. I spent my flying sausage tube time reading Murderbot.

Now that you have context, let me just say: watching Voyager through a Murderbot lense is... something.

Tuvok. Janeway. Look me in the eye.

When one of your crew... one of your engineers, ffs... defects to a hostile nation...

YOU ROLL OVER YOUR FUCKING SECURITY CODES.

The Kazon come in firing and they're on the bridge like, "Wow, their weapons are going right through our shields, it's like they have our codes" YOU HAD AN ENGINEER DEFECT TO THE KAZON LAST WEEK ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T DO A SECURITY REVIEW FOR SYSTEM VULNERABILITIES OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Vulcans aren't actually any better at doing their own security than humans. Tuvok, SecUnit would be so mad at you.