#apparently my mom brags to her and the other townsfolk about my grades asdfgfds thank you mum <3 | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

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Met my parents’ weird born again neighbour (very old white lady, anti-vaxxer, racist, the whole shebang) and the first thing she said to me was “ohhh you’re the one who wants to die if she doesn’t get a 98!” Bro...

#apparently my mom brags to her and the other townsfolk about my grades asdfgfds thank you mum <3 #she was mowing another neighbour's lawn (who was sitting on the porch and telling me how much he hated the 'garlic eaters' in toronto #bc i said i live there #so glad i didn't mention my partner is half italian dsfgfds #they asked me about university and i said i was halfway through my BA in gender studies. the confusion and disinterest on their faces LMAO #then the old lady said she also has a BA. i was like oh! cool! and she said 'Born Again! praise the lord!'#now i'm afraid to walk around outside bc if you see this woman and do not talk to her she will get Mad.#small ontario towns man....#she also said something about her mission for saving my family or something. my mom cut her off by distracting her lol #thank fuck my mom has good social skills i guess

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