#archies lisp hes everything

[eastvillages]

the archiereggie i love you <3

[archiefm]

closed for: @phoebeharveys​ location: rocket fm radio station.

          in his youth, back in the days of hoodies yanked up over his face, of playing hooky, of cigarettes and cans of spray paint tucked into his school bag, archie had thrown the word ‘buzzed’ around to describe any incident than left him feeling even slightly amicable. but now, lying blissed out across the couch in the studio lounge of rocket fm radio station, he truly understands the meaning of the word. he’d popped pills on many an occasion ; these days there’s a pill for almost everything — to pick you up, to calm you down, to allow you to release your inhibitions just enough to have a good time — but perhaps the combination of half an ecstasy tablet and enough weed to make even a committed stoner lightheaded had brought him closer to the edge of elation than strictly advised. you could always rely on phoebe ( and her daddy’s money ) to supply the goods if he supplies the vibes. “jesus christ,” archie whispers, a low whoop sounding from his throat as he runs his fingers through his bubblegum buzzcut., space oddity lulling him into a dreamy haze. “that fucking chord progression, fuck me–.”  his eyes flicker across to phoebe where she sits at the sound desk, queueing up tunes for the graveyard shift and a laugh gurgles somewhere low in his chest. he takes another hit from the joint, before leaning across to pass it back to her. “okay, okay… i just though of a joke–” archie starts before, falling into a melodic lull of stoned giggles. “what did the spliff with a lisp say to sadomasochistic stoner?” a smirk plays on his lips as he waits for the punchline’s delivery, reeling his companion in. “toke me, daddy.”   

[impiissh]

That real non stylized snake side view looks really bad but that's all I really hate about this

I really really like how Archie came out??? I actually didn't use undo or a sketch on him and it hurt me

The pigtail scar girl that I don't have a name for yet is uh an adopted snarchie child so fuck

If they do get married and have money and a nice house I expect them to want at least one kid but that won't happen anytime soon because snake said he doesn't have enough money

So fun fact I actually designed most of her in uh a really old wii game called Disney princess enchanted journey but I loved her so much and I had to improve her design because I love her

She's really good at uno

Uh she's aggressive and has a lisp

AND OOPS I FORGOT WHAT HER PERSONALITY WAS SO FUCK ME GOD DAMN IT

Also the fact the now rick and morty is dipping into the gorillaz and powerpuff girls ask blog universe has made me question everything

Like,, does, everything ever just fit into the gorillaz powerpuff ask blog universe?? I think way to much about these things ugh

but if that's true-- like what's next?? I swear to god if like you ask blog runners or whatever bring Pokemon into this im gonna die

@ask-gangreen-snake please don't start flirting with a punk aged up ash from Pokemon my soul will disappear

[kerirussellshair]

Feeling inspired so I’m gonna rate the Riverdale cast (just main cast of teens and their parents)

1. Skeet Ulrich

Obviously the best and most seasoned performer, able to make you connect with his character no matter what he’s doing

2. Lili Reinhart

Say what you will about Lili, but she’s easily one of the most interesting performers on the show, and it’s evident from the beginning which is why they put Betty through so much shit. She elevates whatever material she’s given

3. Madchen Amick

Madchen makes you believe whatever Alice is saying or doing, she can go from loving mother to villain at the drop of a hat in one scene. She is unparalleled.

4. KJ Apa

KJ is great when he’s given the chance, for example in the episodes he’s had to carry like after his dad is shot and after he dies, he can be really dynamic and interesting to watch when he’s not just singing or punching people. Right now he seems stuck in this depressed, broody wannabe vigilante superhero phase which is sad

5. Camila Mendes

I like Camila and I think she has a lot more to offer than the show is letting her. With better material, i think she could really shine but it seems like all the show wants her to do is fight with her dad and fuck Archie

6. Madelaine Petsch

Madelaine gets to play a really fun character and she does a great job playing Cheryl. Her comedic timing and line readings eat great and I even like her slight lisp, but I’m not sure if Madelaine has much range. I can’t see her as anyone but Cheryl. I wish her relationship with Toni was more interesting, bc they just kind of got together and I don’t recall there being much courting going on. I feel like I’ve never seen Cheryl act nervous or shy with Toni, which is how you act when you really like someone at first. She kind of pushes Toni around, who really doesn’t have any agency as a character and it rubs me the wrong way. I’d like to see Toni break up with her and Cheryl try to get her back, be really vulnerable and actually have some more character development.

7. Vanessa Morgan

It’s hard to say how good of an actor Vanessa is because Toni is such an underwritten character, so I hope the show runners and writers actually take her seriously and give her more to do and develop her character. Again, I’d like to see Toni and Cheryl’s relationship go through some hurdles to really test it because I’m just not feeling it. At this point it stil feels like I’m watching two fem straight girls making out for fun. Anyway, I think Vanessa has potential and I’m rooting for her because we’re both from Ottawa

8. Mark Consuelos

Hiram is not my favourite character, I find everything he does very predictable and he’s just not interesting to me. Mark plays the role, nothing more nothing less

9. Marisol Nichols

Idk she’s fine, her character sucks but that’s the material she’s given. Same as Hiram, her scenes are not interesting to me. I’ve seen her in other stuff when she was younger and she’s just not very memorable

10. Casey Cott

Idk what the point of Casey’s character is, he has nothing going on tbh he’s treated like the token gay.. no one on the show seems to care about him and I feel like the writers don’t know what to do with him. He could be a brilliant actor for all I know, but the show does not showcase his ability so it’s hard to say

11. Molly Ringwald

Just an overall very flat performance

12. Cole Sprouse

Cole... he’s trying. I can see him trying, and that’s why he’s bad. The fake crying is a big sign of his inabilities, notably in the first season, but he’s gotten better. This is like his first acting gig since he was a child so that’s fair, but it’s clear he just doesn’t have a natural ability.

13. Charles Melton

His face is insane and he creeps me out.