#argothia's being weird again

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I'm going to bed now, but before I do I just have to mention how funny it is to look up carousel animals and see like

Normal ass lion

Normal ass Tiger

Normal ass Rabbit

Weirdly clothed but mostly normal frog???

Normal ass dog

Normal ass peacock

THE ANGRIEST FUCKING HORSE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE! THAT HORSE IS COMING FOR YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FACE AND YOU'D BEST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIS WAY

Normal ass goose.

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I was just musing about a fic and happened to think about Damian's first greeting to Bruce

"I thought you'd be taller"

And it struck me...

Bruce is 6'2"?????? Like?? How much taller could you possibly have expected him to BE, Damian????

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When you realize you typed 'Fried' instead of 'Friend' in a story about characters mourning the death of their friend who got literally vaporized. 😐

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You know, I feel like sharing some big sisterly advice tonight:

From my mother, to me, to all of you: If they say 'it's me or the pet' or something similar; DITCH THEM!

If they tell you you're overreacting about your pet's care and needs because they neglected said pet: FUCKING DITCH THEM! You're not overreacting. They're an irresponsible ASSHOLE. And if you want I'll show up and punch them for you.

This has been your completely random psa for no reason whatsoever.

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So the Coyote vs Acme movie is in danger of becoming lost media again, because the studio first tried to shop it out to other distributors at an exorbitant price and then rejected any and all counter offers from said distributors.

The CEO of Warner apparently wants this movie dead and he has not even seen it. He's just determined to create more lost media.

People keep saying it's for tax breaks but I think he just hates fun. Wouldn't be suprising he is an executive after all.

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Writing is fun because sometimes you think about the fact that -- with little trouble -- you can weave a beat into words. For example, if I wanted to, I might write a paragraph where the sentences slowly shrink in length. As if the world was closing in. Sentence by sentence. Word by word. Like this. And I can end it with an explosion of words like a river breaking a dam and spilling down to wash away all the blank space below it.

And then I turn around and forget I can do something neat like that and just write a massive run-on sentence that continues for half a page because I pretty much can’t ever figure out where one thought ends and the next begins.

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I gotta drag my sorry corpse out of bed and go make supper.

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Me, shaking everyone violently: JUST GET FIREFOX AND LIBREOFFICE! THEY'RE FREE AND WORK BETTER THAN ANYTHING MICROSOFT OR GOOGLE HAS EVER PUT OUT IN THEIR ENTIRE EXISTENCE!

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WITH AN HOUR LEFT BEFORE MIDNIGHT I SPENT 20 MINUTES CLICKING 900 TIMES ON A PIXEL KITTY'S NOSE!

The boop-o-meter couldn't keep up with me sometimes lol

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The best of my uncles died and now one of the 3 I actively hate has my phone number again.

So I'm probably gonna be in a bad mood today and I'm sorry to anyone who has to interact with me.

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Lost media/Lost media adjacent news from the front:

A song that we only knew from 17 seconds because the original poster said that was all he had despite saying he got it from just recording stuff and eventually very abruptly saying he'd lost interest in the search and full on vanishing entirely from the community has been found.

In an 80s porno.

Gee. I wonder why the OP disappeared so suddenly when the search started getting big lol.

Of course around half the LM community is now acting like they just realized the rock they're holding is actually fresh shit and losing their minds.

Many others are just being like 'Whatever, works not done, because it's not fully found until we have the full song without all the *ahem* noises.'

And they're right obviously and at least they're being normal-ish about it. They contacted the creator of the song and asked he's asking about releasing it. (And like YES, PLEASE! I'm not bothered by it being in a porno, but I'd like to be able to listen to just the song, because it's really good!)

And some people have discovered that they really like the porno and are drawing fanart of it.

I, from my purely observational stand point, am laughing my ass off. It's so funny.

I love this shit.

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I just took two Ibuprofen why do my knees hurt MORE????

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Controversial opinion but the phantom from Hassle In The Castle is actually the best Scooby Doo villain, hands down.

Literally they shoulda just let him be.

Was he wanted in several states? Sure, but he's just such an amiable guy and half the things he does are just kinda spooky pranks and magic tricks that are objectively hilarious. The only kinda nasty thing he does is drop Daphne down a trapdoor into the basement and she was fine. I wanna see the arrest warrant because I think the charges are bunk.

Overall I think Hassle in the Castle might be my favorite of the original series.

Classic lines like:

"There's a perfectly logical explanation for all this."

"Oh yeah? What's that?"

"The place is haunted."

And all the very random visual humor, live in my brain rent free.

Of course they crammed so many gags in there they neglected the story sometimes, but I can't be mad. The villain's literally a guy in a sheet pretending to be a ghost. It's fucking hilarious.

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So now I'm getting the Tumblr error I got on mobile a couple days ago on my desktop.

It logged me out and keeps throwing a 'cannot post /login' error at me.

This has happened twice on different devices with and without extensions turned on.

Basically the only thing I can do is wait it out.

If this is a 'you can use Firefox or you can use Tumblr' issue know that I will pick Firefox. It was here first and I like it more.

Anyhow, I've got access on my phone for now. If ya'll need me.

But until this passes I'll probably just be hanging out on Pillowfort.

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got kicked from the mobile browser version of Tumblr for some reason and it won't let me log back in????

it keeps throwing an error.

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Remember when Crack Fics were a thing?

Remember when people had fun writing their faves WILDLY out of character for the lols?

Remember when everything in fandom was for fun and not some instagram ass popularity contest?

I do.

It was nice.